# Why was the Florida toddler/alligator thread closed?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-the-florida-toddler-alligator-thread-closed/757418>\
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**Created:** [June 15, 2016, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-the-florida-toddler-alligator-thread-closed/757418 "2016-06-15T13:47:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-the-florida-toddler-alligator-thread-closed/757418/1 "2016-06-15T13:47:21Z")

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I don’t often see a thread closed after one post, with no explanation. I also don’t see a duplicate thread. Is the topic just too disturbing for one of the mods?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-the-florida-toddler-alligator-thread-closed/757418/2 "2016-06-15T13:53:45Z")

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There is a[thread in progress.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795796)

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-the-florida-toddler-alligator-thread-closed/757418/3 "2016-06-15T14:04:13Z")

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Technically, it wasn’t closed. An alligator dragged it away.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-the-florida-toddler-alligator-thread-closed/757418/4 "2016-06-15T14:18:41Z")

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Okay. Couldn’t find the other thread. Mod note or merge would have been tidier, IMHO.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-the-florida-toddler-alligator-thread-closed/757418/5 "2016-06-15T16:00:09Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Technically, it wasn’t closed. An alligator dragged it away.

Well that bites. Do we need the Jaws of Life for it? 😉

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-the-florida-toddler-alligator-thread-closed/757418/6 "2016-06-15T18:27:03Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Technically, it wasn’t closed. An alligator dragged it away.

Sounds like a croc to me.

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**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-the-florida-toddler-alligator-thread-closed/757418/7 "2016-06-15T20:21:22Z")

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See ya later.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-the-florida-toddler-alligator-thread-closed/757418/8 "2016-06-15T20:41:24Z")

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> [@Turek](#):
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> See ya later.

😕 Who are you talking to?

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-the-florida-toddler-alligator-thread-closed/757418/9 "2016-06-15T20:52:15Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> 😕 Who are you talking to?

Ali. Ali Gator.

What’s the matter with kids these days?

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-the-florida-toddler-alligator-thread-closed/757418/10 "2016-06-15T21:10:33Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> Ali. Ali Gator.

OOOOOOOOooooohhhhh!!!

Anyway, I’ll respond more, but it won’t be until after awhile.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-the-florida-toddler-alligator-thread-closed/757418/11 "2016-06-15T21:14:22Z")

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> [@Turek](#):
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> See ya later.

> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> 😕 Who are you talking to?

> [@Musicat](#):
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> Ali. Ali Gator.
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> What’s the matter with kids these days?

In a while, crocodile. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-the-florida-toddler-alligator-thread-closed/757418/12 "2016-06-15T23:26:20Z")

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Seems like a simple question OP is asking. Why aren’t the mods right here with an equally quick and simple answer?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2016, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-the-florida-toddler-alligator-thread-closed/757418/13 "2016-06-15T23:54:15Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> Seems like a simple question OP is asking. Why aren’t the mods right here with an equally quick and simple answer?

What, and end the wild speculation and outrage?

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2016, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-the-florida-toddler-alligator-thread-closed/757418/14 "2016-06-16T11:46:56Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> Okay. Couldn’t find the other thread. Mod note or merge would have been tidier, IMHO.

Yeah, that was me modding from my phone. I meant to go back and add a note and forgot.

Sorry about that.
