# Why was this just a suspension?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-this-just-a-suspension/805127>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [December 23, 2017, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-this-just-a-suspension/805127 "2017-12-23T10:21:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-this-just-a-suspension/805127/41 "2017-12-26T18:37:42Z")

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> [@Cicero](#):
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> Quick question. Some years ago I received a warning which it seems will never lapse until I kick the bucket. What I posted was not in the same league as the poster of the subject here. I am not complaining about the warning, but does this poster also get a lifetime record?

Do you think your record goes away when you kick the bucket? Hell, no-When you die your record is transferred to the LDS Church, where it will be kept in a deep cavern until the end of time.

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**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-this-just-a-suspension/805127/42 "2017-12-26T18:45:03Z")

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> [@Cicero](#):
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> Quick question. Some years ago I received a warning which it seems will never lapse until I kick the bucket. What I posted was not in the same league as the poster of the subject here. I am not complaining about the warning, but does this poster also get a lifetime record?

There is a record of everything posted by everyone. So the answer to your question is yes. Typically older infractions don’t carry as much weight as more recent activity.

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-this-just-a-suspension/805127/43 "2017-12-26T18:52:06Z")

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Thanks Bone and laughing at Czarcasms post. I thought it would be like that however it could be a bit difficult to understand If this was forgotten after a month yet a warning I received 6 years ago was in neon lighting.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-this-just-a-suspension/805127/44 "2017-12-26T19:11:02Z")

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> [@Cicero](#):
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> Thanks Bone and laughing at Czarcasms post. I thought it would be like that however it could be a bit difficult to understand If this was forgotten after a month yet a warning I received 6 years ago was in neon lighting.

As **Bone** notes, the older a warning is the less weight it carries. One warning from six years ago is effectively irrelevant.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-this-just-a-suspension/805127/45 "2017-12-26T19:14:29Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Do you think your record goes away when you kick the bucket? Hell, no-When you die your record is transferred to the LDS Church, where it will be kept in a deep cavern until the end of time.

But Brother Czarcasm, it’s for your benefit. Record storage that is. The Church feels that if one is unable to obey the mods will while on earth, how can one be trusted with all the rewards of heaven? Older infractions don’t carry as much weight though, and sexual indiscretions will no longer be counted.

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-this-just-a-suspension/805127/46 "2017-12-26T19:38:35Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> As **Bone** notes, the older a warning is the less weight it carries. One warning from six years ago is effectively irrelevant.

That sounds a challenge 😃 Nope- too old for that nonsense.

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**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-this-just-a-suspension/805127/47 "2017-12-26T19:50:48Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> As **Bone** notes, the older a warning is the less weight it carries. One warning from six years ago is effectively irrelevant.

Can’t wait until 2023 comes around …

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-this-just-a-suspension/805127/48 "2017-12-26T20:52:44Z")

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> [@watchwolf49](#):
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> Can’t wait until 2023 comes around …

You and me both, brother. You and me both.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-this-just-a-suspension/805127/49 "2017-12-26T22:43:52Z")

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It’s also not just a matter of the count of warnings. We can easily look through a poster’s record and see all of the warnings they’ve gotten, with convenient links to the relevant posts. If it ever becomes appropriate to review a poster (it never does, for the vast majority) we can look through and see what they actually said and did, and weigh it accordingly.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-this-just-a-suspension/805127/50 "2017-12-28T02:03:21Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> > I’m fixing to retire to a nice quiet place where I can sit on my porch with a quart of Jack Daniels and a shotgun and wait for one of you fags to show up.
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> Threat? 😕
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> Sounds like he wants to party. Drink a bit, shoot some skeet, as a prelude to some cuddling.

Reminds me of a T-shirt I’ve mentioned before. It has **ATF** in big bold letters vertically. Alongside the letters it says  
lcohol  
obacco  
irearms

Then underneath it says “Sounds like a pretty good party!”

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2017, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-was-this-just-a-suspension/805127/51 "2017-12-28T03:38:49Z")

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> [@Cicero](#):
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> Quick question. Some years ago I received a warning which it seems will never lapse until I kick the bucket. What I posted was not in the same league as the poster of the subject here. I am not complaining about the warning, but does this poster also get a lifetime record?

Remember that permanent record you were told about in elementary school? It gets added in there.

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