# Why We Won't Be Having Sex. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 19, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-we-wont-be-having-sex/464356 "2008-09-19T19:53:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-we-wont-be-having-sex/464356/81 "2008-09-22T01:43:13Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Even Urban Dictionary doesn’t know what it is! It must be sick. The guy looked a bit like Tom Selleck (this was 1980)–moustache, tall, curly brown hair. He freaked me out. I was with people on my floor, a new freshman, checking out the town of Boulder (the Mall, specifically). As soon as I said no, he hightailed it out of there. It has always intrigued me in a minor way. What would/could he have done in daylight, in front of a group? This was 1980–god knows what he’d do now… ---
**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-we-wont-be-having-sex/464356/82 "2008-09-22T09:05:37Z")
> [@nashiitashii](#): > > You can’t stop looking at my chest while we’re talking. > [@eleanorigby](#): > > High School: Don’t tell me that you think that my having the top 2 buttons undone on my shirt is too distracting for you to carry on a conversation with me. Well if you ladies would stop pointing your chest at my eyes, maybe I wouldn’t! And I was really trying to “see into your heart” honest! 🙂 Okay, but your chicken is **better** than my Mom’s 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-we-wont-be-having-sex/464356/83 "2008-09-22T14:35:03Z")
No one’s chicken is as good as my mom’s. And if that means I’m not getting in your pants, I’ll cope. Mmmm, chicken. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-we-wont-be-having-sex/464356/84 "2008-09-22T15:10:26Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > When you show up at my place and kiss me, your mouth had better not taste like some other guy’s dick. Screamed a muscular housewife named Beth While choking her husband to death: “I’ve never found lipstick Adorning your dipstick But that’s sure FDS on your breath!” ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-we-wont-be-having-sex/464356/85 "2008-09-22T16:23:53Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > But that’s sure FDS on your breath!" I want to laugh but I don’t know what FDS is. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-we-wont-be-having-sex/464356/86 "2008-09-22T16:36:15Z")
> [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > I want to laugh but I don’t know what FDS is. [http://www.fds.info/pages/fds\_faq.cfm](http://www.fds.info/pages/fds_faq.cfm) I see they don’t want FDS to stand for Feminine Deodorant Spray any more. Now it’s Feminine Discreet Sensual. Whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-we-wont-be-having-sex/464356/87 "2008-09-22T17:10:05Z")
Why we won’t (3 true stories): - On our second date, you got really drunk and kept flicking on your cigarette lighter and holding your hand over the flame. - On our first date, you interrupted a pretty good makeout session by trying to drag me back to your house, where your 2 kids were asleep and your (not yet ex-, as it turned out) husband lived upstairs. - On our second date, you went off on a long tangent about how you insisted your previous boyfriend go into couples counseling with you after you’d been together for 4 months. ---
**Author:** ![Pixilated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aeb1de/32.png) [@Pixilated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixilated)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-we-wont-be-having-sex/464356/88 "2008-09-23T15:19:09Z")
[quote=“Projammer, post:12, topic:464356”] Telling me all about you & your family’s psychohistory isn’t scoring you points. QUOTE] This is why you wait til you’re moved in together and engaged or married 😃 ummm… let’s see… Yes, i know you came to town to meet me - that was YOUR choice, i didnt ask or beg. But for og’s sake, do not ask me the day before you have to head back: “It’s been 3 days, are we gonna have sex or what?” :smack: WTF? If i havent even kissed you in the 3 days, why would i even consider having sex with you??? I never promised you anything, let alone led you on. French kissing with no technique… no, your wild tongue thrashing as though you were licking cake batter out of a bowl does not make anything other than my face wet. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-we-wont-be-having-sex/464356.md?page=4)