# Why would someone steal this?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 19, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-would-someone-steal-this/202561 "2003-09-19T06:16:14Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-would-someone-steal-this/202561/21 "2003-09-20T12:56:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Muldoon’s Squishiness \*  
> **Why would someone steal a Bob’s Big Boy statue?**

Same reason someone would steal a Chick-fil-a cow …

Party favors  
Pool & beach toys  
High-end interior decorating  
Birthday presents  
Wedding gifts  
Going-away presents

The possibilities are endless! 😃

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