# Why you should keep kitty away from Jehovah's Witnesses

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-you-should-keep-kitty-away-from-jehovahs-witnesses/287350>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 30, 2005, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-you-should-keep-kitty-away-from-jehovahs-witnesses/287350 "2005-01-30T00:59:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-you-should-keep-kitty-away-from-jehovahs-witnesses/287350/21 "2005-01-31T01:18:08Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> Did nobody notice this?
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> 😕

Yeah, but I had already posted and I didn’t preview first.  
But there still might be some joke material left. 😛

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**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-you-should-keep-kitty-away-from-jehovahs-witnesses/287350/22 "2005-01-31T01:34:39Z")

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The first BS alarm trigger for me was that it is hosted in Denmark (.dk domain).

> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> If cats are evil, ferrets are devils made flesh.

I used to have a roomate that owned a ferret. Your’e being too kind.  
Og, I wanted to wring that damn thing’s neck sometimes. 😉

And they smell kinda funky, too!

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**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-you-should-keep-kitty-away-from-jehovahs-witnesses/287350/23 "2005-01-31T10:34:06Z")

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> [@Wile E](#):
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> Is mayonaisse that’s been left out in the sun for a couple hours evil?

Well, it certainly _smells_ evil.

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