# WHY??? **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [February 3, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why/17384 "2000-02-03T03:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Brightmoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@Brightmoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brightmoon)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why/17384/1 "2000-02-03T03:23:00Z")
Answer that and i will be suprised 😃 * * * Whatever!!! Just don’t screw up my life with your wicked stupid ideas! ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why/17384/2 "2000-02-03T03:26:00Z")
Why not? ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why/17384/3 "2000-02-03T03:27:00Z")
Because. Happy? ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why/17384/4 "2000-02-03T04:35:00Z")
… did you steal MY topic? * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Fillet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@Fillet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fillet)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why/17384/5 "2000-02-03T04:37:00Z")
my momma said so ---
**Author:** ![Studi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Studi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Studi)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why/17384/6 "2000-02-03T05:11:00Z")
y=2cos3(theta-4pi/4)-8 Sorry…math exam is in 14 hours. Studi * * * When I grow up, I want to be the Minister of Silly Walks. ---
**Author:** ![bigred1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9de0a6/32.png) [@bigred1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bigred1)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why/17384/7 "2000-02-03T06:41:00Z")
_singing_ “because we LOVE you” \*\*bigred1 walks off wearing her Mickey Mouse ears and oooooh so fashionable sweater. Beth ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why/17384/8 "2000-02-03T13:20:00Z")
I disagree. ---
**Author:** ![MKM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MKM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MKM)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why/17384/9 "2000-02-03T13:32:00Z")
I knew you would ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why/17384/10 "2000-02-03T13:37:00Z")
…ask why? Drink Bud Dry. * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why/17384/11 "2000-02-03T13:44:00Z")
Guess you knew I had on my Thursday panties too. ---
**Author:** ![Brightmoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@Brightmoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brightmoon)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why/17384/12 "2000-02-03T20:55:00Z")
[QUOTE] Originally posted by Scylla: \*\*Because. You got it right! now if anyone else has another option go ahed and post it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Navigator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4af34b/32.png) [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why/17384/13 "2000-02-03T21:29:00Z")
cuz the Bible tells me so, silly! * * * † Jon † Phillipians 4:13 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why/17384/14 "2000-02-03T22:25:00Z")
…in hell are we doing [again](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004461.html)? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why/17384/15 "2000-02-03T22:41:00Z")
Hell is like that, kind of oscilla Hell is like that, kind of osc is like that, kind of oscillatory Hell is like that, kind of osci like that Hell is kind of like that kind of oscillatory.