# Wicked Cute Kittenpix -- I Shamelessly Flaunt Them

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 25, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921 "2009-01-25T15:29:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/1 "2009-01-25T15:29:00Z")

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More photos of Schooner, the kitten whose [adoption and naming](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=499189) I [blithered on about](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=500382) not long ago. The name has stuck; the kitten has been growing; my camera has been hard at work. Shamelessly self-promoting, I offer you some new pix:

[Propping up Peanut’s butt](http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2793179800000735275quxime) – Schooner’s got [all the angles](http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2285261100000735275tyRXuk) covered

[A novel form of hugging](http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2369053010000735275SIvJFS) – wait, let’s get a [closeup of that](http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2908088580000735275UAZSxN)

[Being squashed by Squash](http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2387422770000735275BARtUG)

[Centrifugal to the pinwheel](http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2911977130000735275FDuunD)

[Just too frikkin cute, my Og](http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2247814680000735275bwatXs)

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/2 "2009-01-25T15:35:12Z")

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Awwww. Cats. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Contrary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/db5fbb/32.png) [@Contrary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrary)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/3 "2009-01-25T15:40:20Z")

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Two of my three will kitty pile like that so I’m a wee bit jealous all of yours pile together. Thanks for posting those pictures 🙂

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/4 "2009-01-25T16:03:30Z")

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Kittens! Aaaaarrrgh! I need a big ass shot of post-modernist irony, and I need it\* now\*!

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/5 "2009-01-25T16:33:55Z")

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I don’t normally repond to kitty pictures. I love teh kittehs ( I have a kitty), but there are so many cute ones here on this board it’s too much to write.

But, man, your kittehs are really sweet. That made my morning. The new one has awesome markings and nice soft biiiiggg paws. He’ll no doubt grow into those paws and ears and be a nice, big fuzzy boy. The three blondes look so soft!

I was talking out myself out loud about how cute those babies are.

Thank you! 🆒

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/6 "2009-01-25T16:46:07Z")

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> [@Contrary](#):
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> Two of my three will kitty pile like that so I’m a wee bit jealous all of yours pile together. Thanks for posting those pictures 🙂

Don’t feel bad; I have nine, and only those four do the kittypile thing. Not always all four; sometimes they [subdivide.](http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2419911380000735275GbaWfW)

Squash and Pumpkin (brothers) and Peanut, the three buff boys, are fond of the [pinwheel pile.](http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2198542810000735275uHYeuc)

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/7 "2009-01-25T16:49:41Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Kittens! Aaaaarrrgh! I need a big ass shot of post-modernist irony, and I need it\* now\*!

Isn’t it ironic enough that you read the thread title and still opened it? 😉

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/8 "2009-01-25T16:58:27Z")

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Schooner must store the extra cute in those paws.

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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/9 "2009-01-25T20:30:53Z")

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When your cat sleeps on it’s head that means rain (or snow) within 48 hours.

Did your cats grow up together?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/10 "2009-01-25T21:21:47Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> Isn’t it ironic enough that you read the thread title and still opened it? 😉

I thought it was some kind of code, like recipes for “kitten on a stick”. I mean, given your posting history of sardonic snark, and all.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/11 "2009-01-25T22:01:15Z")

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Ah, you know me so well.

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/12 "2009-01-26T00:11:59Z")

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Teh cute! It burns! I love Schooner’s markings.

Boy, Peanut has turned into a regular beefcake, hasn’t he? I remember when you were posting _his_ kitten pics. They just grow up so fast, don’t they? 😉

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/13 "2009-01-26T00:35:51Z")

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That’s always the way, isn’t it? The new guy always has to [kiss butt.](http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2387422770000735275BARtUG)

The herd looks to be in fine fettle - may they continue to thrive.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/14 "2009-01-26T01:31:42Z")

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> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> That’s always the way, isn’t it? The new guy always has to [kiss butt.](http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2387422770000735275BARtUG)
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> The herd looks to be in fine fettle - may they continue to thrive.

Ah, but there are [moments of tenderness too.](http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2375988430000735275tsViof)

Yes, **freckafree** , Peanut has grown out as well as up and is now [a real butterball, given to sometimes bizarre behavior.](http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2924072940000735275qIlAXG)

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**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/15 "2009-01-26T05:07:42Z")

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Good God, those are cute kitten pics.

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**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/16 "2009-01-26T06:22:05Z")

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Squeeee! Cute kittehs! 🙂

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wicked-cute-kittenpix-i-shamelessly-flaunt-them/482921/17 "2009-01-27T22:07:51Z")

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Yesterday Schooner had his first visit to the vet. Verdict: At a mere 13 +/- weeks old he is already 5.1 pounds (and I swear he grew another half-pound’s worth overnight!), robustly healthy, able to charm vet techs with a single purr, and destined to be a big cat.

He did not approve of the experience but quickly regained his composure when returned to his happy home. His intra-carrier cry sounds remarkably like “Why? Why? Why?”
