# Wiener ! ! ! ! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 8, 2007, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659 "2007-11-08T15:19:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/1 "2007-11-08T15:19:09Z")
Wiener wiener wieeeener!!! Feeling wienery? And no I ain’t talkin about hot dogs. What a fabulously under-used word is wiener. Almost as good as weasle, but I’m over them. But wiener! Butt wiener? Uh oh…gone too far! G’night everybody! WHIEEEEEEEEEner ---
**Author:** ![miamouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@miamouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miamouse)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/2 "2007-11-08T15:20:19Z")
wein–er? I don’t even know her… ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/3 "2007-11-08T15:20:34Z")
Ner! ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/4 "2007-11-08T15:23:06Z")
Wienery? Is that like a winery? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/5 "2007-11-08T15:24:26Z")
I’m not Austrian, I’m Swiss! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/6 "2007-11-08T15:26:23Z")
Hmm, first poster has over 6k posts, second poster over 600, third poster over 6k. 666, therefore this thread is evil and very, very pointless. Pointlessly evil. Evil. Which is spelled with the e before the i, otherwise it would be Ivel and that wouldn’t make any sense. Not that any of this makes any sense. [sub]So … how long until lockage?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/7 "2007-11-08T15:29:29Z")
What’s wrong with wiener, **Wile E**? ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/8 "2007-11-08T15:41:04Z")
Reminds me of a birthday card I’ve bought for several people. Outside of card: “Birthdays are like wieners.” Inside of card: “OK, not really. I just like saying wiener. Wiener, wiener, wiener!” ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/9 "2007-11-08T15:43:45Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] What’s wrong with wiener, **Wile E**? [/QUOTE] Nothing wrong with the wiener. I like you Inigo, but let’s face it, you don’t have a good track record with certain type threads. But I wish you and your wiener the best of luck staying up. ---
**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/10 "2007-11-08T15:46:59Z")
[Bobby Lee] "Yessss… It’s like… Uh Oh!!! Hot Dog!!! [/Bobby Lee] ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/11 "2007-11-08T15:56:27Z")
I had a Professor Weiner once. The first day of class we said “Hello Professor Whiner,” and he loudly insisted, “No it’s Professor WEENER!!!” :eek: He was a shitty prof, but I’ll never forget cracking up that day. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/12 "2007-11-08T16:06:34Z")
I have a button somewhere with a picture of a hot dog with arms and legs, and it reads, “You may already be a weiner!” I wish I could remember where I put it. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/13 "2007-11-08T16:31:59Z")
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**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/14 "2007-11-08T16:43:11Z")
[Dancing weiner!](http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=785277) Personally, I can’t get mine to dance. A couple jumping jacks, maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/15 "2007-11-08T17:18:38Z")
May you receive a visit from the [Gaseous Wiener](http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=578761). ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/16 "2007-11-08T17:58:17Z")
That is what I’d truly like to beeeeee. ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/17 "2007-11-08T18:03:57Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] [sub]░░░▄▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄░░ ░█████▄▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄█████░ ▐██████████████▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄██████████████▌ ░▀████████████████████████████████████████▀░ ░░░▀▀██████████████████████████████████▀▀░░░ ░░░░░░░░▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀████████████▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀░░░░░░░░[/sub] [/QUOTE] I think we have a wiener! And the blessed quote tags let us see how he did it. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/18 "2007-11-08T18:07:26Z")
When you highlight it, it looks like a daschund. But I still see no wiener. ---
**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/19 "2007-11-08T18:34:32Z")
Schnitzel? ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659/20 "2007-11-08T19:52:13Z")
[QUOTE=Sal Ammoniac] I think we have a wiener! [/QUOTE] No. _I_ have a wiener. I will let you touch it if you like, however. Would you like to touch my wiener? > [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > When you highlight it, it looks like a daschund. But I still see no wiener. You have to pet him first. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wiener/425659.md?page=2)