# Wierd/Funny/Odd Bumper Sticker Combos **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002 "2016-04-12T15:16:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/1 "2016-04-12T15:16:50Z")
Though I will not put any on my cars, I like to read the bumper stickers on other vehicles. This morning I saw an SUV with 2 stickers on the back window, one on the left side that said: Choose Life! And one on the other that said: Glock Pistols Now, I know that those are not mutually exclusive nor are they hypocritical, but they did make me chuckle. What bumper sticker combos have made you laugh/cry/think/run off the road and wipe out a village/etc.? ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/2 "2016-04-13T13:26:53Z")
Using the one bump allowance, (AKA thread mulligan) 'cause there have to be some out there somewhere. Hell, make 'em up. I just want some chuckles. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/3 "2016-04-13T14:29:50Z")
Car/bumper sticker combo. On a Mercedes: “Live simply so others may simply live.” ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/4 "2016-04-13T14:56:20Z")
In Colorado I once saw a bumper sticker that said: “I Want Your Body”. Not an uncommon thing by itself, but the vehicle it was on, with three young men in it, was a (used) hearse. ---
**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/5 "2016-04-13T15:06:54Z")
Also on a hearse: sticker, “Last Ride,” and license plate, “URNEXT.” ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/6 "2016-04-13T15:25:54Z")
Dunno if this was a joke, but I recall hearing or reading about someone who saw a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sicker, so they gave a little toot of the horn… and got flipped off in return. Altho, now that I think about it, maybe the bird was a dove of peace?? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/7 "2016-04-13T17:34:02Z")
I saw a car with a faded PEACE sticker (the words, not the symbol) and a shiny new TRUMP sticker. Apparently the owner’s attitudes have “evolved.” I also saw another car a couple weeks ago with a Sanders sticker and something I thought was really incongruous at the time. But I’ll be damned if I can remember what it was. One of my all-time favorites was seen years ago. He and I apparently lived or worked not too far apart in Los Angeles since I saw his car fairly regularly for several months. It was a ratty rusty station wagon that was 15-20 years old then. The back was full of random crap. You couldn’t quite tell if the owner lived in the car, was a packrat, or was a just a construction worker with lots of tools & materials. The car was filthy and one fender was a different color from the rest of the car. The driver was a very large guy to begin with who was way overweight & had a large scraggly gray beard to go with his large scraggly gray hair. Sorta like a nightmare Santa with syphilis, a heroin habit, and maybe a fixation about chainsaws. The car had one sign neatly painted across the back window in about 4" letters: > [@Crazy Nightmare Santa Car](#): > > Don’t cry ladies! I’ll be back! You just gotta admire that guy’s attitude. I always had a sneaking desire to encounter him someplace public like at a taco stand or something. Just to eavesdrop & find out whether he was clever, harmless scruffy clueless, or dangerous. I moved away from the area before our paths crossed on foot. So I’ll never know. Just one of life’s mysteries. ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/8 "2016-04-13T17:35:28Z")
It always makes me chuckle when I see a venerable SUV around my neighborhood that sports both Bush/Cheney and Obama/Biden bumper stickers. Was it a philosophical divide between spouses? Did they learn the error of their ways? ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/9 "2016-04-13T18:01:06Z")
Now for something slightly different. Back in the early seventies, when the Nixon regime was beginning to unravel, I plastered my car’s bumper with a popular sticker: “ **Don’t Blame Me – I Voted For McGovern**.” Some months later we left the car at a trailhead parking area, backpacked into the Sierras for a week. When we finally got back, someone had taken umbrage at my sentiment; with a sharp metal object, the word “Don’t” had been obliterated. The sticker now read “ **Blame Me – I Voted For McGovern**.” Of course the Republican (presumably) vandal’s feelings had been communicated, but the resulting message made no sense and (in my unbiased opinion) reflected a deficieny in brain function. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/10 "2016-04-13T18:07:10Z")
@ **stillownedbysetters** Probably the parents gave it to the kids. I recently saw a very ratty late '90s car with the headliner falling down. The folks driving it looked like barely working poor. The car had a very faded Bush/Cheney 2000 sticker. Odds are real good that car’s been bought and sold 4 times since the sticker was proudly attached by some long forgotten R voter to his shiny new car. Good bet the current owners didn’t vote for Romney. Nor will they vote for CruzTrumpKasich. ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/11 "2016-04-13T19:31:46Z")
“Don’t make me come down there !!!” – God > [@LSLGuy](#): > > I saw a car with a faded PEACE sticker (the words, not the symbol) and a shiny new TRUMP sticker. Apparently the owner’s attitudes have “evolved.” … [snip] That’s rich … ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/12 "2016-04-13T20:04:45Z")
Branching out a bit to those stick figure family stickers, I saw a variation of [this](http://www.ebay.com/itm/Stick-Figure-Making-my-Family-Sticker-funny-window-bumper-sticker-Nobody-Cares-/171029049432) on a minivan the other day. (Hint: verbiage is “Making my family!”) ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/13 "2016-04-13T20:51:58Z")
Saw a back window stick-on family the other day that had the usual Dad, Mom, & a couple kids. But instead of stick figures they were silhouettes of full people. Dad looked like a body builder: thick V-shaped torso, big arms. Mom had a nice rack & runner’s legs. Same motif with the kids. Their motto: “We ate your skinny stick figure family.” ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/14 "2016-04-13T22:00:25Z")
The stick figures one that I saw just had a man and a woman, but it was labeled “Me” and “Your Mom” ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/15 "2016-04-13T23:21:32Z")
A mild one, but I liked a car I saw that had “Coexist” and “Oakland Raiders” ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/16 "2016-04-14T01:30:33Z")
I saw one of those utility company type of trucks (except I think this one had some private company name on it), with the cherry-picker hoist in the back. On the back bumper was a little sticker that said “ICHABOD”. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/17 "2016-04-14T02:29:07Z")
Just a few days ago, I saw a black PT Cruiser with bumper stickers scattered haphazardly all over the back. When I got closer, I saw that they were all for tattoo parlors. So, yeah, the tattoo artist and/or fan just throws imagery all over his car with no plan or sense of aesthetic. What a recommendation. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/18 "2016-04-14T15:25:35Z")
In my town, there is a car with a stick-figure family running in terror from a tyrannosaurus. And then there is this: [![](http://myfonts-wtf.s3.amazonaws.com/b3/b310a3d33d7a4fddafc645ec9b3644c0.951720.png) ](http://myfonts-wtf.s3.amazonaws.com/b3/b310a3d33d7a4fddafc645ec9b3644c0.951720.png) a DeLorean with a “things are better with Coke” bumper sticker. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/19 "2016-04-14T21:59:07Z")
Out on the road today I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/20 "2016-04-14T22:22:56Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > Branching out a bit to those stick figure family stickers, I saw a variation of [this](http://www.ebay.com/itm/Stick-Figure-Making-my-Family-Sticker-funny-window-bumper-sticker-Nobody-Cares-/171029049432) on a minivan the other day. (Hint: verbiage is “Making my family!”) This truly classy tire cover passed in front of me the other day. :rolleyes: [https://dreams2things.com/zencart/images/automotive/fckit.jpg](https://dreams2things.com/zencart/images/automotive/fckit.jpg) > [@74westy](#): > > Out on the road today I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac. I hope you didn’t look back. You should never look back. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002.md?page=2)