# Wierd/Funny/Odd Bumper Sticker Combos

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 12, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002 "2016-04-12T15:16:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Student\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Student\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Student_Driver)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/21 "2016-04-15T15:44:17Z")

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Back in the early 90s, I luckily stopped a friend from a bad bumper sticker choice. She practiced Wicca, and had a sticker that said “Witches are people, too!”

A popular bumper sticker at the time said “Mean People Suck”. She thought it’d be funny to cut " Mean" off and slap “People Suck” on her car. I had to point out the clash with the “Witch” one.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/22 "2016-04-15T16:34:46Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Car/bumper sticker combo.  
> On a Mercedes: “Live simply so others may simply live.”

A while back I saw a big beautiful Mercedes with a license plate that said “TNK GOD”. I immediately started singing, “Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz.”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/23 "2016-04-15T17:07:54Z")

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When I was living in Salt Lake City, I saw a car with a bumper sticker that read:

**YEP. URINE UTAH**  
I had to laugh. For the first few months I was in SLC, I kept saying to myself “I’m in Utah! What the HELL am I doing in Utah?” and that bumper sticker perfectly crystallized that thought. In the form of a Scotch-o-gram.

The bumper sticker was the same yellow color as urine, too.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-funny-odd-bumper-sticker-combos/752002/24 "2016-04-15T17:13:47Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> When I was living in Salt Lake City, I saw a car with a bumper sticker that read:
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> **YEP. URINE UTAH**  
> I had to laugh. For the first few months I was in SLC, I kept saying to myself “I’m in Utah! What the HELL am I doing in Utah?” and that bumper sticker perfectly crystallized that thought. In the form of a Scotch-o-gram.
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> The bumper sticker was the same yellow color as urine, too.

I never realized urine had a standard color.  
_Checks box of crayons_

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