# Wierd things that turn you on... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 18, 2002, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882 "2002-03-18T15:49:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chekmate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@Chekmate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chekmate)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/1 "2002-03-18T15:49:01Z")
Just wondering what are some wierd things that turn you on. I like the way a seat belt goed right between and seperates my girlfriends breasts.šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![LiquidLobotomy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/898d66/32.png) [@LiquidLobotomy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiquidLobotomy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/2 "2002-03-18T18:25:22Z")
You know what? I like that seatbelt thing too! I just realized that. The nape of a womanā€™s neck does a lot for me as well. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/3 "2002-03-18T18:29:50Z")
Man, I woulda bet money that **LL** ā€™s turn-on wouldā€™ve involved muffins. Me? Itā€™s all about the back of the knee. Some are just downright gross, but every once in a while ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![LiquidLobotomy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/898d66/32.png) [@LiquidLobotomy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiquidLobotomy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/4 "2002-03-18T18:34:43Z")
Oh I thought we were talking about women, but if youā€™re talking about things in general that turn me onā€¦ A Chocolate Chip Muffin has to be at the top of the list. Although Iā€™ve never resorted to "American Pie"ing a CCMuffin, I have actually thought about itā€¦ Yes, the muffin would have to be right out of the oven to provoke me in such an erotic mannerā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![ricecake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@ricecake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricecake)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/5 "2002-03-18T18:38:42Z")
You know some women have the seatbelt effect with their purses, thats pretty cool. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/6 "2002-03-18T18:50:21Z")
Itā€™s all about stirrup pants, baby. ---
**Author:** ![igotit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/2acd7d/32.png) [@igotit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/igotit)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/7 "2002-03-18T19:07:59Z")
The smell of a guy. If you have the right smell, I am yours for eternity! ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/8 "2002-03-18T20:02:09Z")
**Armpits** Not the smell, but that little hollow area between the muscles. I think itā€™s incredibly sexy on both men and women. ---
**Author:** ![Chekmate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@Chekmate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chekmate)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/9 "2002-03-18T20:13:26Z")
I absolutly LOVE belly Buttonsā€¦ Well, Iā€™m a bigot. They have to be innies. I just LOVE them though:D ---
**Author:** ![MrAndrewV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@MrAndrewV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAndrewV)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/10 "2002-03-18T20:31:58Z")
Girls who have are confident enough to wear bikinis to the beach. Short brunettes with big brown eyes. But mostlyā€¦ well this will take some explaining. I have this friend Annie. She is a model and thus looks really great pretty much all the time. Anyway one time she and I were working on a stats assignment together. I went round to her place at 09:00 on a saturday morning. Needless to say she was recovering from a big friday and just couldnā€™t be assed to dress up or put on makeup or even brush her hair. However (and this is the important bit) she STILL looked incredibly sexy. She was wearing some beaten up track suit pants and an ugly shirt that was way too big for her and she still looked DEAD sexy. So that is what I like: girls who really are just naturally beautiful and who are sufficently comfortable with themselves to just relax and not worry about how they look every now and again. ---
**Author:** ![Mondeo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Mondeo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mondeo)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/11 "2002-03-18T20:44:45Z")
A womens eyebrows, hmmm The shoulder bones that radiate away from her throat. the little fine downy soft hairs that start at her navel and run southwardā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/12 "2002-03-18T20:50:38Z")
I _love_ a man with muscular legs. Mmm, mmm, mmm! So sexy. ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/13 "2002-03-18T21:32:30Z")
> [@](#): > > You know some women have the seatbelt effect with their purses, thats pretty cool. > [@](#): > > I absolutly LOVE belly Buttonsā€¦ Well, Iā€™m a bigot. They have to be innies. I just LOVE them though > [@](#): > > Short brunettes with big brown eyes. > [@](#): > > A womens eyebrows, hmmm The shoulder bones that radiate away from her throat. > > the little fine downy soft hairs that start at her navel and run southwardā€¦ All of these describe me! I had no idea I was so sexy. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/14 "2002-03-18T21:50:16Z")
Prominent veins on a womanā€™s hands, forearms, ankles, feet, and neck are a big turn-on for me. Some women have this sweet little vein that stands out on the inside of their elbows ā€¦ yum! Nice muscle tone in the shoulders, triceps, and calves ā€“ I also find those pretty damn fetching. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/15 "2002-03-18T22:28:11Z")
Well, thereā€™s always been something about women wearing body armor thatā€™s interested meā€¦Thatā€™s not TOO creepy, is it? :o Ranchoth (ā€œAgent Scully can put a .40 semi-jacketed round through MY skull ANY day!ā€) šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![tsarina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@tsarina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsarina)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/16 "2002-03-19T03:28:49Z")
Iā€™m not a foot fetishist or anything, but when I see a average-to-good-looking guy dressed up nice but wearing sandals or going barefoot for the moment, it drives me WILD. Men have the absolute cutest feet! ---
**Author:** ![ringmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9e8a1a/32.png) [@ringmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ringmaster)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/17 "2002-03-19T03:38:43Z")
I can get turned on by absolutely nothing. I could be sitting in class and become aroused. Then I look at things šŸ˜‰ that further my arousal. Itā€™s kinda like a domino effect without a beginning. I like that seatbelt thing. There are a lot of girls at my school that walk around with one strap backpacks, those are great. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/18 "2002-03-19T03:43:16Z")
During the days of the Temp Board, I posted about a woman I work with who I have a huge crush on. Well, it was just a run-of-the-mill attractionā€¦until the day she mentioned to me that she had played cricket when she lived in the Antipodes. I imagined her in cricket whitesā€¦\ ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/19 "2002-03-19T03:49:55Z")
I always get turned on when I see a woman putting on hadcream or lotion. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/20 "2002-03-19T08:26:18Z")
The lack of makeup. I think most makeup makes people look funny. Perhaps a little lipstick or a touch of eye makeup if they are going out at night, but for everyday stuff like going to the storeā€¦ forget it. Nothing is more sexy then a woman in the morning. No makeup, hair all tossed aboutā€¦ šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜ƒ Iā€™m also into the big regular shirts on girls. Or my bathrobe. I love that. heh heh Also,. girls in flat shoes or barefoot. High, spikey shoes should only be used to aerate the lawn. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882.md?page=2)