# Wierd things that turn you on... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 18, 2002, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882 "2002-03-18T15:49:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/41 "2002-03-21T03:45:31Z")
Well, if it turns me on, I’d have a hard time thinking it was weird. 🙂 A Male British Accent. mmmm. That can almost be considered a free license to do whatever he’d like to me. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/42 "2002-03-21T04:04:49Z")
Not really weird: small-framed glasses on women. Not at all weird: Japanese women. ---
**Author:** ![Neptune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@Neptune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neptune)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/43 "2002-03-21T04:08:45Z")
Slightly bucked teeth. Sister Wendy takes my breath away. - Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Toaster52](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Toaster52](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toaster52)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/44 "2002-03-21T17:55:12Z")
_eyes \*\* Bluethree_\*\* Hmmm…not wanting to be recalcitrant here, I forthwith submit for your perusal the following: I love feisty women. Something about an assertive personality enhances the inherent possibilities of a possible encounter. _trips on tongue_ ---
**Author:** ![dcordell1960](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d2c977/32.png) [@dcordell1960](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dcordell1960)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/45 "2002-03-21T18:51:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LiquidLobotomy \* > \*\*You know what? I like that seatbelt thing too! I just realized that. > > The nape of a woman’s neck does a lot for me as well. \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mondeo \* > \*\*A womens eyebrows, hmmm > > The shoulder bones that radiate away from her throat. > > the little fine downy soft hairs that start at her navel and run southward… \*\* I really the small blonde hairs on the nape of a womans neck. It is so soft. I also really get turned on by women in the shower. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/46 "2002-03-21T18:59:08Z")
Most feet aren’t attractive but narrow feet with long toes drive me wild. Navels too, but prefer shallow innies or slight outies. Hands, I’ve convinced myself I can accurately predict how intimate and sexy a lover will be by the 1st look at their hands. ---
**Author:** ![LiquidLobotomy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/898d66/32.png) [@LiquidLobotomy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiquidLobotomy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/47 "2002-03-21T19:25:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AHunter3 \* > \*\* > > I do hope you meant the shoulder strap! \*\* That just completely cracked me up! I was on the phone with a contractor when I read that- she now thinks I’m completely nuts. Excellent catch. Yes, the shoulder strap of course… ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/48 "2002-03-21T20:17:04Z")
None of these are particularlyweird, but we seem to have dropped that criterion: A woman in a man’s dress shirt and nothing else. A few buttons done, the sleeves rolled back a few turns…Followed by the sounds of buttons hitting the floor as I rip the shirt. Women’s slim, well-tanned feet with beautiful nail polish in black thong sandals. The place where the top of her tanned foot meets the lighter colored arch is HOT! HOT I TELL YOU! Well manicured hands The hollow of a woman’s neck when it has just the faintest smell of her perfume. Also, the space right behind her jaw, up near her earlob. The small of her back Kissing the points of her hipbones The inside of her wrist Luckily, Susan is aware of all of these and takes special care to make sure that each are in top condition. Damn I’m a lucky man. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/49 "2002-03-21T23:53:19Z")
I find navels amazingly sexy (but just innies…I’m sorry, but outies look…weird.) The sexiness is enhanced tenfold if it is pierced…_drool_ Cleavage…not the boobs (well…I suppose the boobs too) but the actual cleavage. That little space between the boobs is just soooooo sexy. Also, I guess this one is weird, but when women make those little noises when…aroused, or excited, that REALLY gets me going. (not loud moans or screams, but little “coos”, or tiny tiny moans, like a quick “oh…” that they didn’t see coming 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Space\_Vampire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Space\_Vampire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Space_Vampire)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/50 "2002-03-22T02:29:39Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Ranchoth \* \*\*Well, there’s always been something about women wearing body armor that’s interested me…That’s not TOO creepy, is it? I hope not, I thought that was just me. I actually considered Photoshopping my distant girlfriend’s head onto the bodies of female movie assassins for a Valentine’s card, is that wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Space\_Vampire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Space\_Vampire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Space_Vampire)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/51 "2002-03-22T02:33:04Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by bouv \* > \*\* > Also, I guess this one is weird, but when women make those little noises when…aroused, or excited, that REALLY gets me going. (not loud moans or screams, but little “coos”, or tiny tiny moans, like a quick “oh…” that they didn’t see coming_\* Oh yeah, you so crazy… ---
**Author:** ![Toaster52](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Toaster52](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toaster52)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/52 "2002-03-22T19:01:14Z")
> [@](#): > > Also, I guess this one is weird, but when women make those little noises when…aroused, or excited, that REALLY gets me going. (not loud moans or screams, but little “coos”, or tiny tiny moans, like a quick “oh…” that they didn’t see coming ) yeah…I know what you mean. When my fiance is \* thisclose \* her eyes lose all focus and she makes this, well…ummm, \* whimpering \* sound that absolutely sends me over the edge. Probably 8 times out of 10 we manage to climax together. It is my mission to bring that sound out…😃 _calls fiance_ ---
**Author:** ![JRT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3e96dc/32.png) [@JRT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRT)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/53 "2002-03-22T20:42:33Z")
I **LOVE** to see a butch woman playing guitar. **Drools** ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/54 "2002-03-22T22:40:19Z")
I once met a woman who, when thinking something over, would run the tip of her tongue over her upper teeth! Wooo! I sorta melted into my shoes! Unfortunately, the situation precluded my leaping upon her. Drat. ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/55 "2002-03-23T05:54:29Z")
For me, there’s something inordinately appealing about a girl who pretends she doesn’t want me to take her picture, and covers her face with her hands, but nevertheless peeks through. Which reminds me, I’ve got some black and white film I need to develop, _mucho pronto_. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/56 "2002-03-23T06:31:58Z")
Girls in baseball caps. And sweaters. They don’t have to be tight, or anything. Just the idea of feeling a woman in a sweater makes me pant. ---
**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/57 "2002-03-23T06:38:48Z")
Girls in baseball caps. And sweaters. They don’t have to be tight, or anything. Just the idea of feeling a woman in a sweater makes me pant. But not both at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/58 "2002-03-23T09:24:37Z")
Yep, girls in baseball caps with their ponytail through the little loop in the back. _sigh_ Girls who are slobbing around in casual comfortable clothes, no makeup, no attempt to dress up or impress, barefoot, and they’re reading a book on the couch. Heavenly!!! Anything that draws attention to pretty ankles - tattoo, chain, ribbon, straps on a sandshoe… oh yeah! ---
**Author:** ![CrazyDiamond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@CrazyDiamond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyDiamond)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/59 "2002-03-23T10:59:14Z")
reeely long hair ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882/60 "2002-03-23T12:08:25Z")
You’re all going to laugh but the biggest turn-on for me is a really, really, really clean house. Everything in its place, tables polished, windows cleaned, rugs vacuumed (with rug freshener, of course), bathroom and kitchen spotless, and just a hint of cleaning solution in the air. Take me, oh take me now. And Canadian guys are a turn-on, too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wierd-things-that-turn-you-on/98882.md?page=4)