# Wife chops off husband's penis and grinds it up in garbage disposal **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 13, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886 "2011-07-13T16:27:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/21 "2011-07-13T17:55:45Z")
At 51, what are his chances of getting on the penis donor list? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/22 "2011-07-13T17:55:46Z")
Sounds like made for TV movie potential… **So I Married an Organ Grinder** ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/23 "2011-07-13T18:00:10Z")
“Honey, are we still on for that marriage counseling session you booked?” ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/24 "2011-07-13T18:00:49Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Its all really funny isnt it, jokes and puns ahoy. > > Except, if a wife had been tied to a bed and raped with a sharp implement, thus ensuring she could never have children again, making a joke would be considered the height of callousness. > > Just goes to show. Females having their clitoris forcibly, violently and painfully removed is unfortunately much more common. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/25 "2011-07-13T18:02:22Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Sounds like made for TV movie potential… **So I Married an Organ Grinder** And **lieu** notches another win. ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/26 "2011-07-13T18:07:59Z")
Excuse me, I have to go reset my pun circuit breaker. Way too many possibilities with this one. ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/27 "2011-07-13T18:17:30Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > “Ha ha! It’s funny because usually men are the violent sex!”. :rolleyes: If you think that the people who think this is funny are disproportionally people who spend a lot of time concerning themselves with violence against women, then you probably… prob…zzz Sorry, this weird thing has been happening lately when I read you guys posting about the desperate plight of men in modern society. So embarrassing. But I was saying - of course it’s terrible and not funny when these crimes happen against men. But it’s probably not the case thazzzZZZ ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/28 "2011-07-13T18:20:27Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > This seems an instance where the term ‘allegedly’ is unnecessary. Hey, the crime could have been committed by someone else. Maybe the baby-armed man. ---
**Author:** ![Rex\_Goliath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bcef8e/32.png) [@Rex\_Goliath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rex_Goliath)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/29 "2011-07-13T18:23:30Z")
Bet the little slut had it coming. Did you see what he was wearing? ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/30 "2011-07-13T18:24:20Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > Females having their clitoris forcibly, violently and painfully removed is unfortunately much more common. I really dont see what the frequency of this act to either men or women has to do with anything? What about this. Did you all know that the man who got his knob chopped off was a blubbery fat fucker? (bet that brings a few apologists in to give the poor bloke some sympathy.) ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/31 "2011-07-13T18:25:01Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > Females having their clitoris forcibly, violently and painfully removed is unfortunately much more common. And someone should have done it to this bitch in the story a long time ago. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/32 "2011-07-13T18:26:26Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > “Ha ha! It’s funny because usually men are the violent sex!”. :rolleyes: No. That’s just why the reverse situation is _not_ so funny. As a proud owner of a penis, I just find it more fun to try to laugh than to cry, that’s all. But if you feel the need to vent your righteous indignation, knock yourself out. But you might want to hotkey the rolleyes for more efficient broadcasting of your moral superiority to those who dare participate in some easy dark comedy. (no matter how lame the attempts:p) ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/33 "2011-07-13T19:19:46Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Did you all know that the man who got his knob chopped off was a blubbery fat fucker? Really? Huh. I wonder how she found it, then. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/34 "2011-07-13T19:24:50Z")
> [@leftfield6](#): > > Excuse me, I have to go reset my pun circuit breaker. Way too many possibilities with this one. I’m finding it a bit of a grind comming up with 'em. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/35 "2011-07-13T19:26:57Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > “Aggravated mayhem.” There’s one label for a crime that insufficiently captures the nature of the behavior. Cool band name, though. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/36 "2011-07-13T19:30:50Z")
I’ll bite. While there is a certain amount of dark humor to be found in this story, it really is quite tragic. This man will, most likely, never experience true sexual pleasure again. Not to mention the horror of having experienced this at all. There is absolutely NO excuse for doing this to another human being; it’s ghastly. I hope she is punished to the full extent of the law. What a terrible story. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/37 "2011-07-13T19:42:59Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > I’ll bite. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/38 "2011-07-13T19:49:07Z")
> [@Merijeek](#): > > See, if there’s something the Bobbits taught us it’s that you can’t just cut it off and throw it out the window. > > No, you need to go the extra (figurative) mile to the (literal) garbage disposal. > > -Joe Quote Jeffrey Dahmer. “You going to eat that?” ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/39 "2011-07-13T19:49:35Z")
Wonder if she knew her actions carried a potential life sentence in jail? “Aggravated Mayhem” sounded a bit weak to me too for what happened so I [looked it up](http://law.justia.com/codes/california/2010/pen/203-206.1.html). Apparently it is a very serious crime. Oh and… Ouch! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/40 "2011-07-13T19:52:38Z")
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