# Wife chops off husband's penis and grinds it up in garbage disposal **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 13, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886 "2011-07-13T16:27:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/41 "2011-07-13T19:53:45Z")
Just goes to show that sometimes your wife loses HER temper, and YOU go off half-cocked. The worst part is, after he got out of the hospital, he went to a nightclub to drown his sorrows, and the bouncer said “Sorry, pal – members only.” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/42 "2011-07-13T20:00:07Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > I don’t know the mechanics of it, but I know there are female-\>male transgender operations, so there must be some technology available. It’s supposed to be not very good. And they have the advantage of starting with an intact clitoris with all its nerves. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/43 "2011-07-13T20:53:14Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > I don’t know the mechanics of it, but I know there are female-\>male transgender operations, so there must be some technology available. As the saying goes, it’s easier to dig a hole than to build a pole. My understanding from FtM trans friends and acquaintances is that it’s really for aesthetic purposes more than anything else; e.g., one of the areas they’ll commonly take skin from to build the new penis is the inside of your arm. Guys, go ahead and rub the inside of your arm. Does it feel anything like masturbating? Didn’t think so. I can’t think of any trans men I’ve met who’ve had bottom surgery, just top. As \*\*Trihs \*\*also observed, an SRS going either way starts with the existing genitalia. You don’t just chop them off and make something new from scratch. > [@Mince](#): > > At 51, what are his chances of getting on the penis donor list? Wait, he had two? I’m not sure he’d want to give the second one away. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/44 "2011-07-13T21:02:34Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > It’s supposed to be not very good. And they have the advantage of starting with an intact clitoris with all its nerves. Quoting [El Grande Fromage:](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/47/do-penis-enlargement-devices-actually-work) > [@](#): > > There is such a thing as reconstructive surgery, for men who have suffered some sort of injury to their privy members, but that is another matter. For instance, a recent article in the medical literature described the unfortunate case of a Saudi Arabian lad who at age two was the unfortunate victim of an inept practitioner of a ghastly home medical technique known as “guillotine-type circumcision,” the details of which I leave to the imagination. > > Having been left with a three-quarter-inch “micropenis,” as one doctor rather tactlessly put it, the poor fellow underwent reconstructive surgery in his 20s using skin grafts from his thigh. This gave him a penis that was about three inches long when fully erect, which I guess must be considered an improvement. However, the results, judging from the photos helpfully supplied with the article, leave something to be desired from an aesthetic standpoint. So, it looks like this fellow may be able to get some sort of functioning unit back; however, it will require a lot of surgery I expect. Keeping in mind that I might very well be a total stick in the mud, I don’t actually find this story funny at all - it’s just sad and the woman is obviously a nut bar. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/45 "2011-07-13T21:09:12Z")
My local news station’s website headline is “Man’s private part cut off, put through garbage disposal”. Private part? Seriously? That’s some real reportin’ there. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/46 "2011-07-13T22:09:34Z")
> [@Mince](#): > > You misspelled vindictive and penalize. > > Oh wait, I get it. Shit that was funny. **Mince**? _Mince_? You misspelled _grind to bits_, I think. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![villa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc79bd/32.png) [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/47 "2011-07-13T22:14:02Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > This man will, most likely, never experience true sexual pleasure again. Well he was married, so he’s used to that already. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/48 "2011-07-13T22:25:08Z")
She must still have \*some \*feelings for him, since she had the decency to detach it first. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/49 "2011-07-13T22:25:55Z")
I can’t get over how the perp reminds me of Lucy Liu in _Kill Bill_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/50 "2011-07-13T22:44:46Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > I’ll bite. > > While there is a certain amount of dark humor to be found in this story, it really is quite tragic. This man will, most likely, never experience true sexual pleasure again. Not to mention the horror of having experienced this at all. There is absolutely NO excuse for doing this to another human being; it’s ghastly. I hope she is punished to the full extent of the law. What a terrible story. To be honest, half of mankind seem to get along fine without a penis. But you are right. As a man I can tell you there is nothing quite like the thrill of experiencing your ejaculate squirting through the full length of your uretha, stimulating the lower corpus all the way to the glans for a spectacular finish. Kill the bitch ! ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/51 "2011-07-14T00:50:32Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > Quoting [El Grande Fromage:](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/47/do-penis-enlargement-devices-actually-work) > > So, it looks like this fellow may be able to get some sort of functioning unit back; however, it will require a lot of surgery I expect. > > Keeping in mind that I might very well be a total stick in the mud, I don’t actually find this story funny at all - it’s just sad and the woman is obviously a nut bar. Duuuude. From what I can tell, the “guillotine” type circumcision is in fact an improvement on prior techniques. > **[Circumcision Variations](https://www.cirp.org/library/procedure/redmond/)** > > An opinion piece about doctors who perform non-therapeutic circumcisions of boys. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/52 "2011-07-14T00:55:51Z")
The internet community can find humor in EVERYTHING. They will find humor with the left hand and offer sympathy/assistance/condolences with the right hand. Those who can’t deal with gallows humor, or humor at the expense of their pet interests or sacred cows or humor about rape or babies or rape babies should just fuck off from the internet entirely. You are only cruisin’ for an offendin’. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Barchetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@Red\_Barchetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Barchetta)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/53 "2011-07-14T01:12:58Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > The internet community can find humor in EVERYTHING. They will find humor with the left hand and offer sympathy/assistance/condolences with the right hand. I don’t think it’s just the fact that people can find humor in this. It’s that if the sexes were reversed in the story, the comments would likely be far less comical. This disparity is what draws people’s ire. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/54 "2011-07-14T01:16:56Z")
A husband chopping off his wife’s penis would be just as funny, provided you’re into absurdist humor. ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/55 "2011-07-14T01:22:49Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > A husband chopping off his wife’s penis would be just as funny, provided you’re into absurdist humor. It would have to be her head to be equivalent. After all, everyone knows guys THINK WITH THEIR DICKS LOLOLOL!!! > [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Guys, go ahead and rub the inside of your arm. Does it feel anything like masturbating? brb, gotta go slather my forearm in baby oil. ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/56 "2011-07-14T01:28:41Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > “Ha ha! It’s funny because usually men are the violent sex!”. :rolleyes: I bet you’re really fun at parties. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/57 "2011-07-14T01:34:12Z")
If I say to a white man, “You are lazy and not as smart as others and you just want to drink a 40 ounce and make babies” it will not have the same sting as it would if I say it to a black man. There are details, circumstances, differences in experiences that come into play and make the situations unequal. Same as with anything. There is a reason folks find jokes about a woman abusing a man funnier or more easily made than the reverse. So what. We can’t control what people find funny. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/58 "2011-07-14T01:53:20Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > The internet community can find humor in EVERYTHING. They will find humor with the left hand and offer sympathy/assistance/condolences with the right hand. > > Those who can’t deal with gallows humor, or humor at the expense of their pet interests or sacred cows or humor about rape or babies or rape babies should just fuck off from the internet entirely. You are only cruisin’ for an offendin’. Did you just try to **BIGT** this thread, and tell me that the internet is scary and we need to learn how to deal with all the nasty people who just wont be nice? Trust me you silly little girl, I have no illusions about the internet, and I have even less outrage about anything said on here. What I do have is a sincere desire to wait until the next RO thread about a woman being raped, where hopefully I will get a laugh at her expense. God, when it happens I hope the rapist cuts her tits off, plenty of pun potential when that happens. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/59 "2011-07-14T01:58:19Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > What I do have is a sincere desire to wait until the next RO thread about a woman being raped, where hopefully I will get a laugh at her expense. God, when it happens I hope the rapist cuts her tits off, plenty of pun potential when that happens. You’re gonna have to make it funnier than that. Right now your premise is just kind of a bummer. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886/60 "2011-07-14T01:59:45Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Did you just try to **BIGT** this thread, and tell me that the internet is scary and we need to learn how to deal with all the nasty people who just wont be nice? Trust me you silly little girl, I have no illusions about the internet, and I have even less outrage about anything said on here. > > What I do have is a sincere desire to wait until the next RO thread about a woman being raped, where hopefully I will get a laugh at her expense. God, when it happens I hope the rapist cuts her tits off, plenty of pun potential when that happens. Yeah, so, I have no clue what you have going on with BigT, but I’m quite certain I have my own style and don’t need ‘BigT’s’ so I will set that nonsense aside. I will laugh. I will laugh at female rape. Male rape. Baby rape. Gay rape. If it is funny, I will laugh. If I laugh at every damn joke made at my expense, I am going to damn well laugh at whatever the hell I want to. Maybe not always out loud in real life. But if I can’t get my inappropriate chuckles off on the internet then I don’t want to be a messageboarder anymore. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-chops-off-husbands-penis-and-grinds-it-up-in-garbage-disposal/588886.md?page=4)