# Wife comatose? Fuck her when you visit again and again. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 12, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276 "2008-09-12T15:07:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/1 "2008-09-12T15:07:51Z")
This guy’s wife was comatose after a stroke. He visited on multiple occasions and fucked her. I can most certainly see why the nursing home staff reported their suspicions to the cops. The cops filmed him, but the film is inadmissible, which I can see as being right. Knowing the local system though, I can almost guarantee nobody used a rape kit which would have proved the case easily enough. this was a Madison man that housed his wife in this town. The charges are proper for what he did, the evidence collection is not. > **[Portage Daily Register | Portage News](https://wiscnews.com/news/community/portagedailyregister/)** > > Read the latest headlines from the Portage Daily Register. Get the latest news, sports, entertainment and more for Portage, WI. Our DA’s a joke. She’s just gotten in trouble for destroying documents dealing with a police officer. There have also been a number of recent pedophile rapes. They’re not one person either. God I hate this town. It’s a pock on the ass of Satan. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/2 "2008-09-12T15:25:46Z")
Er… I may get flamed for this, but I’m not really sure if the guy did anything wrong here (I’m aware that his action was illegal. That doesn’t necessarily make it wrong). ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/3 "2008-09-12T15:28:07Z")
What? He’s just trying to wake her up! ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/4 "2008-09-12T15:28:56Z")
Hey, she _did_ vow to stand by him “in sickness and in health”. She should have said “unless I’m unconscious” if she didn’t want something like this to happen. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/5 "2008-09-12T15:29:16Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Er… I may get flamed for this, but I’m not really sure if the guy did anything wrong here (I’m aware that his action was illegal. That doesn’t necessarily make it wrong). Explain your reasoning. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/6 "2008-09-12T15:29:45Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Er… I may get flamed for this, but I’m not really sure if the guy did anything wrong here (I’m aware that his action was illegal. That doesn’t necessarily make it wrong). Ooh, you’re gonna burn all right! In hell.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/7 "2008-09-12T15:30:39Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Hey, she _did_ vow to stand by him “in sickness and in health”. She should have said “unless I’m unconscious” if she didn’t want something like this to happen. Um, Giraffe? I checked the Dope registry again to be sure, and my first impression was right. I’m supposed to be the evil one, not you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/8 "2008-09-12T15:36:46Z")
At least he didn’t try to get a blowjob. ---
**Author:** ![JR\_Brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JR\_Brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JR_Brown)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/9 "2008-09-12T15:37:07Z")
If she’s fertile and gets pregnant, we are talking big hairy deal here; keeping a comatose person alive takes a lot of doing, keeping a _pregnant_ comatose person (and the fetus) alive is a near-miracle. So unless he’s vasectomized or she’s had a tubal ligation, I could see an attempted homicide charge here (or at least criminal negligence). Also, dude be skeevy as all hell. JRB ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/10 "2008-09-12T15:38:01Z")
> [@JR\_Brown](#): > > Also, dude be skeevy as all hell. > > JRB Cheaper than a whore though. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/11 "2008-09-12T15:41:19Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Um, Giraffe? I checked the Dope registry again to be sure, and my first impression was right. I’m supposed to be the evil one, not you. 😉 That was before I became a mod, though. As part of the training process, you have to make a 20-yard field goal with a puppy while the other mods read from the Necronomicon. I must have gone through two dozen of the little scamps before I finally glanced one off a goal post, which was ruled close enough. I’m now more moderator than man, twisted and evil. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/12 "2008-09-12T15:43:39Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Hey, she _did_ vow to stand by him “in sickness and in health”. She should have said “unless I’m unconscious” if she didn’t want something like this to happen. “Do you vow to stand by this man, in sickness or in health in all situations enumerated within subsection (A).13 on form 13/J, not excluding all acts deemed appropriate by ad hoc submission to arbitration, baring ongoing negotions for one “act to be named later”, excepting actions such as those prohibited by law as of the date of this acceptance?” ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/13 "2008-09-12T15:44:34Z")
And she is unconscious, therefore not able to give consent. You can still rape someone that’s your spouse. Even despite illegality, how could that be thought of as a-okay? Only way I wouldn’t think it as fucked up as I do know is if dude provided a valid contract from his wife while not under duress stating that if she ever had a stoke he was still allowed to bang her unconscious body. Show me that signed, notarized contract and I will let any of you bang me in the event I am in a coma. Kill Bill anyone? This dude driving the Pussy Wagon? ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/14 "2008-09-12T15:44:40Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > “Do you vow to stand by this man, in sickness or in health in all situations enumerated within subsection (A).13 on form 13/J, not excluding all acts deemed appropriate by ad hoc submission to arbitration, baring ongoing negotions for one “act to be named later”, excepting actions such as those prohibited by law as of the date of this acceptance?” Always read the small print. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/15 "2008-09-12T15:47:21Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > That was before I became a mod, though. As part of the training process, you have to make a 20-yard field goal with a puppy while the other mods read from the Necronomicon. I must have gone through two dozen of the little scamps before I finally glanced one off a goal post, which was ruled close enough. > > I’m now more moderator than man, twisted and evil. How many times must I tell you guys this? If you want to apply for a position with Evilitude Inc., SEND YOUR RESUME TO HR. I can’t be making exceptions just because you’re Dopers. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/16 "2008-09-12T15:47:43Z")
Good thing the nursing home people reported it, because as we all know, sexual abuse of the sick and incompetent never ever happens unless it’s family. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/17 "2008-09-12T15:47:58Z")
> [@Beadalin](#): > > Explain your reasoning. Maybe they had a deal, or something. Like what **mss** said. That’s all I’ve got, really. I can’t really stand by that remark. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/18 "2008-09-12T15:49:06Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > “Do you vow to stand by this man, in sickness or in health in all situations enumerated within subsection (A).13 on form 13/J, not excluding all acts deemed appropriate by ad hoc submission to arbitration, baring ongoing negotions for one “act to be named later”, excepting actions such as those prohibited by law as of the date of this acceptance?” That’s not very romantic. What we did was have a lawyer stand off to the side and speed read all the fine print after our vows, like they do in car commercials. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/19 "2008-09-12T15:51:50Z")
Don’t tell me: His name was Buck, and he liked to fuck. Thanks to _Kill Bill_. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/20 "2008-09-12T15:52:41Z")
> [@myskepticsight](#): > > And she is unconscious, therefore not able to give consent. You can still rape someone that’s your spouse. Even despite illegality, how could that be thought of as a-okay? Only way I wouldn’t think it as fucked up as I do know is if dude provided a valid contract from his wife while not under duress stating that if she ever had a stoke he was still allowed to bang her unconscious body. Show me that signed, notarized contract and I will let any of you bang me in the event I am in a coma. > > Kill Bill anyone? This dude driving the Pussy Wagon? Hell some people think its not such a [big deal to fuck a corpse.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=482816) Seriously, is it that hard for some people to find sex? I’m no prize but even at my worst, lowest period of living i could get laid. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276.md?page=2)