# Wife comatose? Fuck her when you visit again and again. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 12, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276 "2008-09-12T15:07:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/281 "2016-12-29T17:01:33Z")
How is punting puppies any kinder? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/282 "2016-12-29T17:37:00Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > So just wondering, if I’m your wife, and I say “no”, does that mean you have to stop? You do, which highlights the advantage of you being in a coma. Regards, Shodan, who is hoping my wife could tell the difference between me being comatose and every other night ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/283 "2016-12-29T22:46:19Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > That was before I became a mod, though. As part of the training process, you have to make a 20-yard field goal with a puppy while the other mods read from the Necronomicon. I must have gone through two dozen of the little scamps before I finally glanced one off a goal post, which was ruled close enough. > > I’m now more moderator than man, twisted and evil. ROTFLMAO! That wins the whole damn board, right there! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2016, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/284 "2016-12-30T17:45:23Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > How is punting puppies any kinder? It’s an aerodynamic thing … house cats fly further … ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2016, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/285 "2016-12-30T17:58:50Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > ROTFLMAO! That wins the whole damn board, right there! 😃 I picture Humpy sitting in his trailer, listening to a scratchy record on a turntable, staring off in the distance, and suddenly beginning to laugh, having understood the humor in this post after eight long years. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2016, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/286 "2016-12-30T20:30:37Z")
I once told an anti-abortion protestor about a friend whose extremely violent estranged husband beat his wife almost unconscious and then raped her, resulting in a pregnancy and what would she do under those circumstances. Her reply was “A man cannot rape his wife.” ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2016, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/287 "2016-12-30T20:34:27Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > I once told an anti-abortion protestor about a friend whose extremely violent estranged husband beat his wife almost unconscious and then raped her, resulting in a pregnancy and what would she do under those circumstances. Her reply was “A man cannot rape his wife.” Damn the religious idiots that taught her that, because there’s a good chance it happened to her. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/288 "2016-12-31T08:36:51Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > In my defense… > > … but yeah, my jaw dropped when I saw what I’d said. With age comes wisdom. ---
**Author:** ![Weisshund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba8739/32.png) [@Weisshund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weisshund)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/289 "2017-01-07T02:57:38Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > So just wondering, if I’m your wife, and I say “no”, does that mean you have to stop? If you’re my wife, you must have really pissed off the Universe. And no offense, but if you are “Just wondering” that i think there is something else you actually want to say but are looking to bait someone into opening the door for you to say it instead of doing it on your own. ---
**Author:** ![Weisshund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba8739/32.png) [@Weisshund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weisshund)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/290 "2017-01-07T03:04:43Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Do you feel the same way about your spouse? Do you own her vagina to do with what you will, no matter the circumstance? You do of course realize, you have it totally ass backwards right? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/291 "2017-01-07T03:59:23Z")
> [@Weisshund](#): > > You do of course realize, you have it totally ass backwards right? You own her anus to do with as you want? ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/292 "2017-01-07T04:28:09Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > In my defense… > > … but yeah, my jaw dropped when I saw what I’d said. I have been at the Dope long enough now (9 years:eek:) that sometimes when a zombie thread is revived, I wonder who wrote that nonsense and then realise; it was I.:smack: ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/293 "2017-01-07T12:04:08Z")
> [@Weisshund](#): > > And no offense, but if you are “Just wondering” that i think there is something else you actually want to say but are looking to bait someone into opening the door for you to say it instead of doing it on your own. What sort of evil genius would hatch such a convoluted scheme?? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/294 "2017-01-07T15:18:26Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > You’re not worried about foreclosure? A dollar says he’d get out from under with a short-sale. > [@kayaker](#): > > What sort of evil genius would hatch such a convoluted scheme?? Someone trying to get around the hospital corners of his bedside manner to short-sheet his Schiavo-rape shit? ---
**Author:** ![Weisshund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba8739/32.png) [@Weisshund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weisshund)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/295 "2017-01-07T18:10:07Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > You own her anus to do with as you want? Sorry, Tractor and Supply was out of troll food, but i will check back next Tuesday when their shipments come in. You prefer crumble or pellet? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276.md?page=14)