# Wife comatose? Fuck her when you visit again and again. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 12, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276 "2008-09-12T15:07:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/21 "2008-09-12T15:53:54Z")
> [@Beadalin](#): > > Explain your reasoning. Presumably he can’t have sex with other women while she’s comatose. What’s a man to do? Gotta leave him some options. (I’m mostly joking.) ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/22 "2008-09-12T16:00:43Z")
> [@myskepticsight](#): > > And she is unconscious, therefore not able to give consent. You can still rape someone that’s your spouse. Even despite illegality, how could that be thought of as a-okay? Only way I wouldn’t think it as fucked up as I do know is if dude provided a valid contract from his wife while not under duress stating that if she ever had a stoke he was still allowed to bang her unconscious body. Show me that signed, notarized contract and I will let any of you bang me in the event I am in a coma. > > Kill Bill anyone? This dude driving the Pussy Wagon? Contract nothing. If the marriage vows aren’t held to be irrevocable consent (as they once were, I guess) then you can’t expect the courts to uphold a signed chitty that purported to void the wife’s right to withdraw consent when she saw fit. A bit like a bright idea I heard of once, packing condoms in a packet that would bear thumbprints, to serve as evidence of consent. Dude, that only showed she consented when the packet was opened - who’d be so unenlightened as to deny her right to un-consent any time later? [going straight to hell]Perhaps he figured the sex was just the same, but there was less nagging.[/gsth] ---
**Author:** ![Mississippienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mississippienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippienne)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/23 "2008-09-12T16:05:27Z")
WTF y’all. Just because she married him doesn’t mean he owns her. Marital rape can and does happen, and I think having sex with your comatose wife would certainly fall into that category. ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/24 "2008-09-12T16:06:00Z")
> [@Jolly\_Roger](#): > > Hell some people think its not such a [big deal to fuck a corpse.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=482816) > > Seriously, is it that hard for some people to find sex? I’m no prize but even at my worst, lowest period of living i could get laid. Wow, I hadn’t read that thread yet. While I don’t think a corpsefucker\* necessarily needs a ton of jail time, they probably need a good deal of therapy. That’s one sexual paraphilia that could be argued is harmful and needs to be treated. I’ve just always thought about it this way I suppose, and it’s seems to be a smart way to think about it: if someone cannot give consent (passed out, comatose, unconscious, dead) then assume they are saying no. Lack of consent because it CAN’T be given just equals no to me. Oh, and **Malacandra** , I was half-joking there. Which is why I added that last bit about allowing any of you to deface my corpse - because I don’t believe such a contract to be in existence or valid anyway. \*I couldn’t help myself ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/25 "2008-09-12T16:07:43Z")
Maybe the only way he’s ever gotten wife nooky was when she was passed out, and this really isn’t different for them. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/26 "2008-09-12T16:08:12Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Er… I may get flamed for this, but I’m not really sure if the guy did anything wrong here (I’m aware that his action was illegal. That doesn’t necessarily make it wrong). Great pairing of user name and post. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/27 "2008-09-12T16:09:53Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > That was before I became a mod, though. As part of the training process, you have to make a 20-yard field goal with a puppy while the other mods read from the Necronomicon. I must have gone through two dozen of the little scamps before I finally glanced one off a goal post, which was ruled close enough. I think you may have partially turned before training, though. After all, you weren’t trying very hard with that first dozen puppies; you were facing the wrong way, and couldn’t see very well from laughing so hard that you cried. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/28 "2008-09-12T16:14:35Z")
it’s probably an honest mistake. I could see it happening to me. Wife in a coma… Wife not in a coma… As far as sex goes, how am I supposed to tell the difference? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/29 "2008-09-12T16:15:23Z")
> [@levdrakon](#): > > Maybe the only way he’s ever gotten wife nooky was when she was passed out, and this really isn’t different for them. Or maybe it was even her usual performance when awake. ---
**Author:** ![Frustrated\_Wonderer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a4c791/32.png) [@Frustrated\_Wonderer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frustrated_Wonderer)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/30 "2008-09-12T16:23:41Z")
Hahahaha Damn you people have some rotten sense of humor (or maybe not!) Either way, it´s great. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/31 "2008-09-12T16:25:48Z")
> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#): > > **Wife comatose? Fuck her . . .** “And why should tonight be any different from any other night?” ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/32 "2008-09-12T16:30:20Z")
if she’s not telling me to hurry up and finish that might mean she’s in a coma… Or she just fell asleep. That happens, too. Anyway, as you can see this is a complex issue, so let’s not rush to judgent against this guy. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/33 "2008-09-12T16:31:53Z")
Aren’t we always urged to eat vegetables? ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/34 "2008-09-12T16:32:22Z")
coma porn! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/35 "2008-09-12T16:35:26Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > Wife in a coma… Wife not in a coma… As far as sex goes, how am I supposed to tell the difference? With one, you don’t have to worry about wiping off your dick on the curtains. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/36 "2008-09-12T16:36:26Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Great pairing of user name and post. Fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/37 "2008-09-12T16:38:08Z")
Clearly, the husband was circumcised, as an Intact Man would have had her awake, and screaming for more. /JDT Now then, I am probably joining others in the flames here, but I can kind of see the mindset there. “My wife and I had a loving relationship, with a healthy sex-life. She’s in a coma, but I still love her and only her, and she loves me. I know she would want me to be happy, and this will help. Also, if it’s true what they say, she may get some feeling of pleasure from this, which might help wake her up. If she were awake, she would want me to.” _zip_ ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/38 "2008-09-12T16:40:11Z")
I wonder if he’ll get the same sentence as the [necrophilia guy.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=482816) Seems sort of related. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/39 "2008-09-12T16:44:29Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > if she’s not telling me to hurry up and finish that might mean she’s in a coma. My wife never has to tell me this. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/40 "2008-09-12T16:54:34Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > My wife never has to tell me this. > > Regards, > Shodan One pump chump, huh? 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276.md?page=3)