# Wife comatose? Fuck her when you visit again and again.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 12, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276 "2008-09-12T15:07:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-comatose-fuck-her-when-you-visit-again-and-again/463276/248 "2008-09-14T21:43:42Z")

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> [@Where'd you get your Bord Name?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whered-you-get-your-bord-name/48161/28):
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> You poor bastard. All the women of the world plotting against you, considering their own wants and needs before yours. Don’t they know what vaginas are _for_?

Can you make that thing sing “If I Only Had A Brain”?

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