# Wife says people are hording twinkies... really America?

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**Created:** [November 19, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515 "2012-11-19T16:46:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wednesday\_Evening](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b2d939/32.png) [@Wednesday\_Evening](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wednesday_Evening)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/21 "2012-11-19T19:22:39Z")

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I don’t mind if people want to buy a few. But clearing the shelves and trying to make a huge profit on ebay? That’s really inconsiderate. I sent my husband to the supermarket yesterday for a few things and added, “Why don’t you pick up a couple of Hostess items for dessert since the kids have never had any?” When he came home he reported that the Hostess shelves were completely bare. Not a huge deal, but it would have been a nice treat. I hope someone else will buy the Hostess rights - I would love to see those ebay sellers stuck with tons of boxes of snack cakes that they can’t sell.

My Canadian brother-in-law is visiting for Thanksgiving. Perhaps I should ask him to bring some Twinkies!

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**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/22 "2012-11-19T19:28:06Z")

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At the store getting stocked for Thanksgiving – saw a cart with 12 boxes of twinkies - don’t know if that is normal for them for Thanksgiving or if they were hording.

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**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/23 "2012-11-19T19:33:02Z")

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On purchasing the Brandnames: “Grupo Bimbo, headed by Mexican billionaire Daniel Servitje Montull, is the largest bread-baking company in the world.”

Bimbo Twinkie’s and Bimbo Ho-Ho’s… This has possibilities…

News from one of my other mail groups on the “twinkie crisis”

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/24 "2012-11-19T19:39:45Z")

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> [@Reepicheep](#):
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> On purchasing the Brandnames: “Grupo Bimbo, headed by Mexican billionaire Daniel Servitje Montull, is the largest bread-baking company in the world.”
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> Bimbo Twinkie’s and Bimbo Ho-Ho’s… This has possibilities…
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> News from one of my other mail groups on the “twinkie crisis”

Yeah, I saw that the Bimbo company \<who owns Sara Lee and that other one I can’t remember\> was buying them out, and it made a lot more sense to me: around here, I see, in every store on every shelf, Bimbo bread and Bimbo snacks. I always laughed at the name, and assumed it was because I live right at the Mexican border. I had no idea they owned so much else, though.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/25 "2012-11-19T19:48:20Z")

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> [@ed\_anger](#):
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> in 10 years a twinkie will be worth $139323745

Imagine that this 79 cent Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area…

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/26 "2012-11-19T19:58:38Z")

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I haven’t eaten one in years, but now I’m really jonesing for one of those Hostess orange cupcakes…

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/27 "2012-11-19T20:20:52Z")

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> [@LeeshaJoy](#):
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> I have had Twinkies exactly once, and I can’t for the life of me understand why people like 'em so much. It’s like eating a log of corn syrup.

They’re great when dunked in coffee. Only way I’ll eat the plain ones; chocolate filled are just fine right out of the fridge.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/28 "2012-11-19T20:24:33Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Imagine that this 79 cent Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area…

😃

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/29 "2012-11-19T20:44:11Z")

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I was getting my daughter the cereal off the top self of the pantry this weekend and found a box of twinkies behind it that we’ve probably had in there for two months. Obviously we aren’t twinkie lovers. Maybe I’ll auction them off one at a time on ebay. 🙂 So what if they are a little hard.

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/30 "2012-11-19T23:33:26Z")

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No love whatsoever in Charlotte for Hostess Donettes. The local grocery store had a rack full of them as usual.

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/31 "2012-11-20T00:13:56Z")

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The lack of Twinkies would make several fictional apocalypses apocryphal.

Maybe if Twilight fans started calling themselves “Twinkies” they would sell enough to stay in business.

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/32 "2012-11-20T00:15:39Z")

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> [@chargerrich](#):
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> It is no wonder other countries hate us. :rolleyes:

I promise you that this isn’t why other countries hate us.

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**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/33 "2012-11-20T00:41:53Z")

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Hah, that’ll be funny if they stay in business; then all these people hoarding Twinkies will have spent a bunch of money on food that’ll go bad before they can eat it… oh, wait…

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**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/34 "2012-11-20T00:59:38Z")

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Hostess cupcakes–chocolate cake with the cream filling and the squiggle on top–were my favs. But I seriously can’t remember the last time I had one. It’s GOT to be at least 50 years. I’d like to have one more 2-pack for old time’s sake but I wouldn’t be hoarding them. And if they have High Fructose Corn Syrup I wouldn’t even get the one pack.

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**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/35 "2012-11-20T01:06:29Z")

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> [@Odesio](#):
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> I promise you that this isn’t why other countries hate us.

Demagogue: “They bombed our cities! They installed a dictator over us! And worst of all, _Twinkies_!”

_\<chanting mob\>_

_ **“DEATH TO TWINKIES! DEATH TO TWINKIES! DEATH TO TWINKIES!”** _

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**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/36 "2012-11-20T01:20:50Z")

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Twinkies and the other “confections” will still be made. Bankrupcy is a way for the parent company to reorganize legally and oust the unions. In a month or two the same exact equipment using the same exact recipe will be operating. There will be plenty of people who will claim to be able to tell the difference in the exact same product.

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**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/37 "2012-11-20T01:27:20Z")

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Twinkies, bleaurgh, give me Tiger Tails, those at least have a hint of flavor.

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**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/38 "2012-11-20T01:38:49Z")

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YUMMMMMMM! Deep fried Twinkies at the fair. Hope there back by next September.

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**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/39 "2012-11-20T02:16:37Z")

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What will become of the Twinkie defense if there are no Twinkies??

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-says-people-are-hording-twinkies-really-america/641515/40 "2012-11-20T02:46:54Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> [Twinkie the Kid Is Alive and Well and Living in Canada.](http://www.geekosystem.com/canadian-twinkies/)
> 
> Mwah, ha ha ha ha. Take that, you Twinkie lovers.

Hmm. I’ll keep that in mind next time work sends me to your neck of the world.  
Assuming this situation doesn’t sort itself out by then.  
(I don’t eat junk food. But it would be cool to come back with twinkies, just because I could.)

-D/a

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