# Wife Swap Beauty queen child busted for Prostitution

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 31, 2012, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249 "2012-08-31T12:56:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lips\_Obsession](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bbce88/32.png) [@Lips\_Obsession](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lips_Obsession)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/1 "2012-08-31T12:56:19Z")

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I don’t normally watch “Wife Swap”, but several years ago there was some publicity when the beauty-queen daughter of one of the parents on this show tried to sue ABC for $100 Million dollars, claiming they misrepresented her. After reading about how horrible she was, I _HAD_ to find the episode and watch it. Took me about a month to track it down online, but I was finally able to find a copy and watch. Talk about a train wreck. I did some quick searching now and found a YouTube video with the first few minutes of their episode which gives a good “flavor” for how spoiled this child is, so people who weren’t familiar would be up to speed.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/aESnWxGOv4E/hqdefault.jpg "SpoiledPageantGirl") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aESnWxGOv4E)

Now, today, I read that “sparkle” princess has been busted for prostitution!!!

> **['Wife Swap' Beauty Queen Charged With Prostitution](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alicia-guastaferro-prostitution-wife-swap_n_1844633)**
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> 'Wife Swap' Beauty Queen Charged With Prostitution

I always knew her story would end badly, but I didn’t think it would happen this quickly. If you read the arrest reports included in the above story, you can see she’s been working at a strip club for quite some time as well.

I really feel like this is 90% her parents fault - they spoiled her so badly she was completely ruined as a person.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/2 "2012-08-31T13:48:07Z")

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Whoa.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/3 "2012-08-31T13:56:32Z")

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Ultimately, everything we do is our own responsibility, not someone elses. She doesn’t get a free ride for blaming her parents for things she continually choses to do.

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**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/4 "2012-08-31T14:00:36Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Ultimately, everything we do is our own responsibility, not someone elses. She doesn’t get a free ride for blaming her parents for things she continually choses to do.

I don’t know about that. She is 20, but her parents left her unprepared for adult life.

And I thought I was spoiled too much as a child.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/5 "2012-08-31T14:19:22Z")

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[This article](http://www.buffalonews.com/city/article22079.ece) from the Buffalo News says that the parents operated a glass-tinting business but paid the employees off the books and paid no taxes, and the father laundered money for Canadian telemarketing scammers. So with model parents like that, is it any surprise that the daughter is screwed up?

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**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/6 "2012-08-31T14:46:56Z")

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Sounds like her parents presented her with a vision of a world free of consequences, so is it any wonder that, in her mind, anything goes if it gets her what she wants? Look at how forthcoming she was with the police when questioned. I honestly think that she believed no one would dare lock up “Sparkle Princess” for any reason, because she’s clearly too beautiful and glamourous, so why not admit what she and her John were doing?

And she faked a seizure during the interview. That must have been when she realized they were actually planning to send her to jail. I’ve known a few people who pull the ‘fake seizure’ act when they don’t get their way. They come in all genders, ages, and walks of life with one defining characteristic - they’re all absolutely insufferable.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/7 "2012-08-31T14:49:36Z")

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I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/8 "2012-08-31T14:57:25Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Get the parrot’s consent first.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/9 "2012-08-31T14:57:27Z")

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> [@Lips\_Obsession](#):
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> Now, today, I read that “sparkle” princess has been busted for prostitution!!!

And boy, was her face orange!

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**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/10 "2012-08-31T14:59:02Z")

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With her parents in legal trouble, maybe the gravy train dried up, hence the stripping. (I expect “Captain Obvious” jokes here.)

Prime example why you don’t spoil your kids. They will be unprepared for life’s little curve balls.

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**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/11 "2012-08-31T15:06:48Z")

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> [@mlees](#):
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> With her parents in legal trouble, maybe the gravy train dried up, hence the stripping. (I expect “Captain Obvious” jokes here.)
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> Prime example why you don’t spoil your kids. They will be unprepared for life’s little curve balls.

Also a fine example of why money laundering and tax fraud aren’t usually steps on the path to success.

> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> And boy, was her face orange!

_applause_

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/12 "2012-08-31T18:29:48Z")

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Did she conciously choose to look like a blow-up doll? Or is it the result of having no pressure or ambition in life other than to look pretty?

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/13 "2012-08-31T21:20:58Z")

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> [@MyFootsZZZ](#):
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> I don’t know about that. She is 20, but her parents left her unprepared for adult life.

Then she gets to learn in a hurry.

Not letting your child learn consequences when they’re kids only means they get to learn them the hard way when they grow up.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/14 "2012-08-31T21:33:24Z")

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She took the best mugshot I have ever seen.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/15 "2012-08-31T21:38:57Z")

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> [@Typo\_Negative](#):
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> She took the best mugshot I have ever seen.

The camera loves her. All others pay $300.

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**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/16 "2012-08-31T21:43:45Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Then she gets to learn in a hurry.
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> Not letting your child learn consequences when they’re kids only means they get to learn them the hard way when they grow up.

Her parents are kooks… \*\*their \*\*parents were probably kooks too. What are you implying? That there’s an age where you’re unaffected by the way you were brought up? If there’s was an age range for learning to overcome obstacles of your upbringing, or ‘learning the hard way’, 20 doesn’t sound that suprizing.

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/17 "2012-08-31T21:55:48Z")

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> The pampered princess… was arrested Monday in the company of a 54-year-old attorney

At least she’s already got a lawyer.

Also, that webpage does something annoying when you try to select text to copy/paste. Bunch of fuckers.

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**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/18 "2012-08-31T23:37:42Z")

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I wouldn’t even know how to begin to fake a seizure.

She’s only twenty. Her story could still ultimately have, of not a completely happy ending at least a not so heartbreaking one.

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/19 "2012-08-31T23:53:42Z")

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What a tragic story. She never had a chance.

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**Author:** ![bathsheba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@bathsheba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bathsheba)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2012, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-swap-beauty-queen-child-busted-for-prostitution/633249/20 "2012-09-01T10:26:50Z")

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I remember her father saying she didn’t need an education because she would get by on her looks. Seems he was right after all.

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