# Wife Wants Me To Wear Queer Looking Pants **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 1, 2004, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063 "2004-07-01T16:05:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/21 "2004-07-01T19:05:37Z")
Chefguy, you forgot the best part (bolding mine): > [@Chefguy](#): > > “His spouse was unavailable for comment, **as she was at Hot Topic, purchasing a Hello Kitty hoodie for herself at the time her husband was found**.” ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/22 "2004-07-01T19:09:27Z")
> [@JohnBckWLD](#): > > Don’t sweat it. Just out of curiousity, is your favorite quote from Seinfeld Kramer’s, “That’s queer uh?” 😃 More appropriately, it’s Jerry’s “Look to the cookie!”. 😛 Actually, the one I say most often is George’s "I’ve got nothin’ ". ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/23 "2004-07-01T19:29:47Z")
> [@JohnBckWLD](#): > > By the way, if you change your mind & decide hold your ground, Otto will be here momentarily to help defend your position. > > (Just kidding, Otto) What the hell am I getting dragged into this for? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/24 "2004-07-01T20:32:56Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > What the hell am I getting dragged into this for? Because you look so sexy in those queer-looking pants;) ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/25 "2004-07-01T21:04:14Z")
I look better out of them. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/26 "2004-07-01T21:07:10Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > I look better out of them. **TMI**! ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/27 "2004-07-01T21:09:31Z")
Come on **Mr. Roboto** show us yer pants! (ie Linkity link please) ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/28 "2004-07-01T21:10:27Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > I look better out of them. Cite, please? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/29 "2004-07-01T21:28:49Z")
I’m sorry, but the pants you describe are not queer, just metrosexual. [_These_ are queer looking pants.](http://www.freakandfrolic.com/store/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=AM&Product_Code=CAR1010&Category_Code=SH) in the classic sense of “queer”. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/30 "2004-07-01T21:45:53Z")
> [@astro](#): > > I’m sorry, but the pants you describe are not queer, just metrosexual. > > [_These_ are queer looking pants.](http://www.freakandfrolic.com/store/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=AM&Product_Code=CAR1010&Category_Code=SH) in the classic sense of “queer”. I’m sad now. Or scared. Maybe both. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/31 "2004-07-01T21:58:05Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > Come on **Mr. Roboto** show us yer pants! (ie Linkity link please) This thread gets the absolute first prize for an OP who posts something that makes the rest of us brain-barbeque and speculate for hours, but he never comes back to clarify things. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/32 "2004-07-01T22:22:55Z")
> [@gatopescado](#): > > Tell the wife you’ll wear those pants as soon as she agrees to 3-ways with college girls. Apparently those aren’t college girls, they’re Nutty Bunnies. (Yay for Canadian Content!) ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/33 "2004-07-01T22:41:28Z")
> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#): > > I’m sad now. Or scared. Maybe both. But they’re made with “100% Vibe”! How can that much vibe _ever_ be scary? Indeed, vibe in quantities that large should bring nothing but sweet and soothing sensations of grooviness and funkitude. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/34 "2004-07-01T22:46:34Z")
I just checked the OP’s join date; he’s been here almost six months and has a post count of 53, translating into just over three tenths of a post daily. Now I understand…one of those near-lurkers who just drops in once in a while. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/35 "2004-07-02T01:22:14Z")
…and instead was pleasantly surprised by this: > [@astro](#): > > [_These_ are queer looking pants.](http://www.freakandfrolic.com/store/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=AM&Product_Code=CAR1010&Category_Code=SH) I never laughed so hard a garment in my entire life…not even inside The Roxy (on a Saturday no less). > [@](#): > > For Cuff size I would like:: **40 inches** **30 inches** I’d be scared of falling through the bottom of them ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/36 "2004-07-02T01:31:12Z")
Bah. You want some pants, I’ll give ya some “pants”. [GO HERE](http://www.utilikilts.com) ---
**Author:** ![KP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9adbd/32.png) [@KP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/37 "2004-07-02T01:36:13Z")
Tell wifey dearest that since she obviously want to wear the pants in the family, SHE should wear them. ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/38 "2004-07-02T01:48:23Z")
> [@astro](#): > > I’m sorry, but the pants you describe are not queer, just metrosexual. > > [_These_ are queer looking pants.](http://www.freakandfrolic.com/store/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=AM&Product_Code=CAR1010&Category_Code=SH) in the classic sense of “queer”. Oh my. Did you check out the “memorial to our daughters” link on the side? You want to laugh about the pants, and then click on that and just cry. (for those without time to link, their two toddlers were killed in a natural gas explosion that destroyed their apartment building.) ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/39 "2004-07-02T01:48:32Z")
> [@astro](#): > > I’m sorry, but the pants you describe are not queer, just metrosexual. > > [_These_ are queer looking pants.](http://www.freakandfrolic.com/store/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=AM&Product_Code=CAR1010&Category_Code=SH) in the classic sense of “queer”. Whoa, hey – hold it: after a decade of urban teenage males wearing the Stupid Pants[sup]TM[/sup], someone slaps a rainbow on them and tries to sell it as gaywear? I’m losing my trust in the market, man… And I definitely concur that **Mr. Roboto** should preemptively get himself some nice, well-made Normal Trousers. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Roboto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@Mr.Roboto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Roboto)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063/40 "2004-07-03T17:29:23Z")
Sorry Folks…been out-of-town… My wife took the dreaded dungarees back to Mervyn’s or Target. Not Sure, Don’t Care These Pant’s were not normal, I tried to describe their appearance. We have all seen Levi’s, Wrangler even Eddie Bauer Denim. A Blueish hue, all acceptable for the Western Civilizationer. These Pants were of an unnatural Spawn, they were not “Blue Jeans” Remember Water Colors? Remember mixing Red & Green Together? That was the color… The Rib of the Posterior cut was shorter and tighter than my trusty Levi’s… When I pulled them up,they made contact with my Glutimus alot sooner than I expected- another queer sensation-Pants shouldn’t feel like that! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-wants-me-to-wear-queer-looking-pants/253063.md?page=3)