# Wifey - Yep.  That Wifey.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 10, 2008, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996 "2008-11-10T05:04:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/1 "2008-11-10T05:04:15Z")

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Anyone else know who this amateur lady with the huge… tracts of land… is?

She’s provided so much free, ahh… entertainment that I haven’t felt the need to **pull** together any money for anything else. I’ve been following her on-line pictures since the days of newsgroups.

Rumour has it that she and hubby have made a gazillion dollars off her receptive … complexion.

This lady intrigues me since she appears so wholesome and pure on the outside, yet obviously less so on the inside. She’s like MILF mini-wheats!

Thoughts?

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/2 "2008-11-10T05:09:48Z")

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God bless Wifey. And Hubby for sharing her with us.

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**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/3 "2008-11-10T05:16:31Z")

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I must be totally out of it, but what are you guys talking about?

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/4 "2008-11-10T05:18:46Z")

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pr0n. highly focused fetish pr0n. I don’t think you ever see wifey below the waist; it would be wrong or un-American or something.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/5 "2008-11-10T05:19:18Z")

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You do have to wonder how that business plan came together?

Hmmm… I’ve got a big penis, and you have big breasts and curvy body, and you really love to suckle my manhood and gobble up my manly essence like it was Godiva chocolate.

OK here’s the plan…

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/6 "2008-11-10T05:22:21Z")

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> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> pr0n. highly focused fetish pr0n. I don’t think you ever see wifey below the waist; it would be wrong or un-American or something.

They’ve been doing pretty much everything for years and years now. The odd thing was that you didn’t see her hubby (other than his penis) until the last few years. the whole point (I think) was that you could fantasize that it was your penis she was servicing with such gusto.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/7 "2008-11-10T05:26:05Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> They’ve been doing pretty much everything for years and years now. The odd thing was that you didn’t see her hubby (other than his penis) until the last few years. the whole point (I think) was that **you could fantasize that it was your penis she was servicing with such gusto**.

Gee. Really. I never thought about that until now. 😃

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/8 "2008-11-10T05:41:15Z")

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If you need him **Leaffan** will be in his bunk.  
😃

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/9 "2008-11-10T05:58:38Z")

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The most successful porn sites are the ones who began early, kept it simple, and catered to an audience otherwise untapped. Wifey’s World is one of the pioneers.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/10 "2008-11-10T06:05:15Z")

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If this involves any type of jewelry that Barbara Bush was known to favor, I don’t wanna know.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/11 "2008-11-10T06:07:39Z")

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> [@Koxinga](#):
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> If this involves any type of jewelry that Barbara Bush was known to favor, I don’t wanna know.

Nope. Typically the neck was not the focal, nor bullseye point.

(Say no more!)

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/12 "2008-11-10T06:19:27Z")

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I think they are referring to [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wifey's_World). And It’s just a small Wikipedia article mentioning the site, no pics; worksafe.

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/13 "2008-11-10T06:33:17Z")

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It’s a long-lived porn site for Internet time, that’s for sure. I think I found them via Jane’s Guide. I read a profile on them quite a while ago. She must get recognized at the grocery store! Facials don’t do it for me, but they do seem to enjoy each other and enjoy sharing… Now that you mention it, I haven’t noticed ever seeing “Hubby”, other than about 8 inches of him…

I haven’t visited the site in a while. Time for another peek…

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/14 "2008-11-10T06:35:56Z")

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Yep, definitely seeing more of Hubby than before. He looks to be in rather splendid shape, too. This just means the site has more appeal for us female occasional porn-surfers.

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/15 "2008-11-10T07:32:25Z")

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Wifey has been a sight/site for a good while. I’m surprised the material I’ve seen is all hummers, she has huge… tracts of land, very worth documenting. But I must have seen hubby come on her face in something like 100 internet vids (though, really, it got boring after the first 50 or so. Yeah).

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/16 "2008-11-10T07:42:11Z")

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Wow. That is one fine MILF. Too bad it’s a pay site. I refuse to pay for pron. It’s like, un-American!

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/17 "2008-11-10T11:57:18Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> Wow. That is one fine MILF. Too bad it’s a pay site. I refuse to pay for pron. It’s like, un-American!

Just search one of the many internet thumbnail galleries. My personal fave is tiava dot com. Go to the ask tiava link and search for wifey or wifey’s world. You’ll get hundreds of clips.

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/18 "2008-11-10T12:25:15Z")

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I discovered recently that Wifey is supposedly in her upper forties and has had at least one kid. I would have thought mid/late thirties at most even in her recent work.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/19 "2008-11-10T12:40:23Z")

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Boy, and here I thought this must be referring to Judy Blume’s book. Shows how far out of the loop _I_ am.  
And, looking at Amazon, there are plenty of other, far more recent books and recordings with that title:

[http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb\_ss\_gw?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Wifey](http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Wifey)

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/20 "2008-11-10T13:59:57Z")

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> [@Wolfian](#):
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> I discovered recently that Wifey is supposedly in her upper forties and has had at least one kid. I would have thought mid/late thirties at most even in her recent work.

Her high protein diet keeps her skin nice and firm. And supple.

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