# Wifey - Yep. That Wifey. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 10, 2008, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996 "2008-11-10T05:04:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/21 "2008-11-10T14:42:51Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > Her high protein diet keeps her skin nice and firm. And supple. Don’t forget the liberal dosings of skin cream. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/22 "2008-11-10T15:15:56Z")
They have, IIRC, two kids. And don’t be fooled: she has had work done. They’re 100% natural, but they’ve been relocated somewhat, and she’s had some eye work done. The casual observer might not notice, but the longtime connoisseur has seen the changes. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/23 "2008-11-10T15:39:37Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > Don’t forget the liberal dosings of skin cream. That’s… sort of what I was going for. Guess I wasn’t very clear. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/24 "2008-11-10T15:44:26Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > They have, IIRC, two kids. And don’t be fooled: she has had work done. They’re 100% natural, but they’ve been relocated somewhat, and she’s had some eye work done. The casual observer might not notice, but the longtime connoisseur has seen the changes. Hm…“knead to know” indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/25 "2008-11-10T15:55:48Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Boy, and here I thought this must be referring to Judy Blume’s book. Shows how far out of the loop _I_ am. I’m travelling in the same orbit, **Cal**. ---
**Author:** ![Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Throatwarbler_Mangrove)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/26 "2008-11-10T16:04:01Z")
> [@](#): > > You do have to wonder how that business plan came together? > > Hmmm.. I’ve got a big penis, and you have big breasts and curvy body, and you really love to suckle my manhood and gobble up my manly essence like it was Godiva chocolate. > > OK here’s the plan… > Reply With Quote IIRC the madam in question had a prior career as an accountant or some other finance related work before…finding her true calling. From what I’ve seen, not only is she very good looking, but the way she talks, dresses and comports herself tends to suggest someone of the above background instead of the usual two-bit jezebels one finds in her line of work, or at least, what I imagine anyway - haven’t really had any scandalous affairs with any accountants myself recently. I find it very compelling\*. \*I am jerking it like a motherfuck! ---
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/27 "2008-11-10T16:05:22Z")
Here is a ten year old article about her: [Inside Wifey Inc. | WIRED](http://www.wired.com/techbiz/media/news/1998/09/14784) ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/28 "2008-11-10T17:08:13Z")
Considering that she’s pretty much an internet icon, I have to wonder how that mixes with having kids. As has been pointed out, she must be often recognized in the real world, and I’d be amazed if her whole family wasn’t aware of her stardom. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/29 "2008-11-10T17:31:17Z")
It sure would make for an interesting parent/teacher night, wouldn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/30 "2008-11-10T18:03:43Z")
There was recently a kerfluffle about them moving into a relatively well-to-do neighborhood and neighbors finding out who they were and what they did and having a problem with it. I don’t recall what the deal was. I like Wifey; what’s not to like? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/31 "2008-11-10T18:10:43Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > It sure would make for an interesting parent/teacher night, wouldn’t it? “You have such beautiful skin, Mrs Poppadopolis! What’s your secret?” ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/32 "2008-11-10T18:14:00Z")
She and Carol “Wild Rose” Cox were two of the early pioneers in amateur on-line porn. They both seem to have found loyal target audiences and continue to be successful by catering to those audiences. Though both of them show plenty of vaginal sex, Wifey staked out territory that runs heavily towards variations on the money shot. Carol Cox did more with anal sex, double penetrations, and MFF threesomes. They’re both middle-aged women now, and still going strong. One must admire their stamina. ---
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/33 "2008-11-10T18:18:04Z")
> [@Purd\_Werfect](#): > > Considering that she’s pretty much an internet icon, I have to wonder how that mixes with having kids. As has been pointed out, she must be often recognized in the real world, and I’d be amazed if her whole family wasn’t aware of her stardom. She could do a Phoebe Bouffay: "You’re wondering where you recognize me from, aren’t you? Well, IT WAS FROM **PORN**! THAT’S RIGHT, YOUR PERVERT BOYFRIEND SAW ME IN **PORN**!!! ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/34 "2008-11-10T18:28:11Z")
> [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](#): > > She could do a Phoebe Bouffay: "You’re wondering where you recognize me from, aren’t you? Well, IT WAS FROM **PORN**! THAT’S RIGHT, YOUR PERVERT BOYFRIEND SAW ME IN **PORN**!!! I think I’m showing my age when I know who Wifey is, but hat to Google Phoebe Buffay! ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/35 "2008-11-10T18:34:06Z")
Wel… she’s always smiling [Semen makes women happy](http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/pto-20021002-000009.html) ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/36 "2008-11-10T18:47:52Z")
> [@astro](#): > > Wel… she’s always smiling To get to the … ahem … meat of the matter, let me say that the thing I have always found most attractive about Wifey is not merely what she does\* but that she _enjoys doing it so much_. Seriously: if you don’t think you like porn, give Wifey a try, because it’s not porn like anywhere else. Especially some of the earliest stuff. They giggle with each other, they make jokes, she winces when he gets it in her eye, it’s great, great stuff. - which, for anyone who may still be guessing, is first and foremost this: she swallows. Everything else she does is widely visible anywhere else on the Internet ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/37 "2008-11-10T19:36:45Z")
Now, see, when your title read, “That Wifey” I immediately thought, “Oh wow, I haven’t read that Judy Blume book in forever.” Obviously, _that_ Wifey means different things to different people. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/38 "2008-11-10T20:42:08Z")
I like Wifey clips, but I miss Heather of the ideepthroat series. And I haven’t thought of Carol Cox in YEARS. Wow. It’s interesting to see she’s still out there. I dropped her a brief e-mail once, probably 10-12 years back. I think she had just had a kid or something, and I dropped a note to say “congrats”, and she actually wrote me back. Was interesting. This was before it was really a paysite, and more of an exhibitionist thing. She was still having “parties” with fans at the time. Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/39 "2008-11-10T20:53:13Z")
> [@Tristan](#): > > I like Wifey clips, but I miss Heather of the ideepthroat series. Her name is Heather Brooke. Go forth and search and be glad. There are literally hundreds of clips of her available for free on the net. ---
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996/40 "2008-11-10T21:06:42Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > Her name is Heather Brooke. Go forth and search and be glad. There are literally hundreds of clips of her available for free on the net. Actually, Brooke is the name of one of her co-stars. People started calling her Heather Brooke after clips from some of her work with Brooke circulated on newsgroups with the name "Heather Brooke . . . " [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wifey-yep-that-wifey/471996.md?page=3)