# Wii games someone really needs to make

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 23, 2009, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600 "2009-11-23T03:13:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/1 "2009-11-23T03:13:11Z")

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The Wii Highland Games

Comes with a Wii caber and a Wii stone for the throwing events. Best played while imbibing a Wii bit of ale.

Anyone have any others?

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**Author:** ![runcible\_spoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@runcible\_spoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runcible_spoon)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/2 "2009-11-24T07:11:59Z")

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Wii curling - now with brushing action!

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/3 "2009-11-24T19:42:20Z")

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[Bruce Lee: Nunchuk Master](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dKVh60IQB0&feature=related) using the [nunchuk controller](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wii_Remote#Nunchuk).

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/4 "2009-11-24T20:27:01Z")

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[Ashes 2009](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashes_Cricket_2009) for the North American market. Words cannot describe how badly I want this game. Maybe if I write to Codemasters really nicely…hey, it actually worked before, once.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/5 "2009-11-24T20:40:12Z")

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> [@runcible\_spoon](#):
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> Wii curling - now with brushing action!

Wii Broom & Groom: use the supplied vacuum cleaner, broom and washcloth controllers to clean a virtual house. Polish the furniture. Sweep the floors. Knock the cobwebs out of the corners. Bonus points for the proper use of the crevice tool! Special ‘bechelor’ mode for extra challenge.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/6 "2009-11-25T12:25:36Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> The Wii Highland Games
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> Comes with a Wii caber and a Wii stone for the throwing events. Best played while imbibing a Wii bit of ale.

No doubt the ale is of the style frequently referred to as a “Wii Heavy”.

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**Author:** ![villa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc79bd/32.png) [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/7 "2009-11-25T17:10:41Z")

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> [@Duke](#):
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> [Ashes 2009](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashes_Cricket_2009) for the North American market. Words cannot describe how badly I want this game. Maybe if I write to Codemasters really nicely…hey, it actually worked before, once.

I bought this when I was in the UK over the summer. I was so pumped, only to break down in tears when I discovered it does not work on my US system.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/8 "2009-11-25T18:51:18Z")

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> [@Hoopy\_Frood](#):
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> No doubt the ale is of the style frequently referred to as a “Wii Heavy”.

I should think so. I started this thread because this idea came up at a family event a couple weeks back and I’ve been giggling over the idea of a “Wii caber” ever since. Between the Wii/wee ambiguity and the idea of some great 10’ long plastic pole you can stick a Wii controller into…

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/9 "2009-11-25T18:56:54Z")

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Michelle Wie golf.

I would love to play with my Wie Wii.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/10 "2009-11-26T02:35:17Z")

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> [@villa](#):
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> I bought this when I was in the UK over the summer. I was so pumped, only to break down in tears when I discovered it does not work on my US system.

You mean the Wii has region locks like DVDs? What a disappointment.

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/11 "2009-11-26T03:48:38Z")

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> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> Michelle Wie golf.
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> I would love to play with my Wie Wii.

The jokes practically write themselves.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/12 "2009-11-26T04:55:21Z")

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Wii hand-cranked pencil sharpening competition.

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**Author:** ![Quercus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ab992/32.png) [@Quercus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/13 "2009-11-27T15:00:02Z")

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Wii pizza-dough-tossing

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/14 "2009-11-28T12:23:00Z")

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Wii Rembrandt Hero in which you must recreate the brush strokes of Rembrandt and recreate his paintings.

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**Author:** ![Mogle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mogle/32/12021_2.png) [@Mogle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mogle)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/15 "2009-11-28T12:59:47Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> You mean the Wii has region locks like DVDs? What a disappointment.

Is there any non-handheld videogame system that doesn’t have it ?

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/16 "2009-11-28T13:22:00Z")

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> [@Mogle](#):
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> Is there any non-handheld videogame system that doesn’t have it ?

Apparently the PS3 doesn’t, although I have no idea how that works.

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**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wii-games-someone-really-needs-to-make/518600/17 "2009-11-28T15:50:39Z")

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If there was a **Candlepin Bowling** game for the Wii, I would run out and buy a system immediately.
