# Wikipedia Article With Longest Title **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 29, 2013, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wikipedia-article-with-longest-title/672555 "2013-10-29T15:12:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wikipedia-article-with-longest-title/672555/1 "2013-10-29T15:12:36Z")
Which Wikipedia article has the longest title? At 61 characters, not counting spaces, I nominate: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything\_You\_Always\_Wanted\_to\_Know\_About\_Sex\*\_(\*But\_Were\_Afraid\_to\_Ask)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_You_Always_Wanted_to_Know_About_Sex*_(*But_Were_Afraid_to_Ask)) _Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex_ (But Were Afraid to Ask)\*, Woody Allen’s fourth film. Surely we can do better? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wikipedia-article-with-longest-title/672555/2 "2013-10-29T15:18:11Z")
[The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredibly_Strange_Creatures_Who_Stopped_Living_and_Became_Mixed-Up_Zombies) beats it at 69 characters. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wikipedia-article-with-longest-title/672555/3 "2013-10-29T15:27:03Z")
How about articles that aren’t just the title of some other work? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wikipedia-article-with-longest-title/672555/4 "2013-10-29T15:31:28Z")
If you want to jump straight to the cheat sheet: [Wikipedia records](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_records). 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wikipedia-article-with-longest-title/672555/5 "2013-10-29T15:47:01Z")
At 190: Another Demonstration of the Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing a Young Girl Coming from an Office, Detaching Hose, Running with It 60 Feet, and Playing a Stream, All Inside of 30 Seconds from the above-mentioned Wikipedia Records ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wikipedia-article-with-longest-title/672555/6 "2013-10-29T20:38:42Z")
One that I created: [Declaration of the Immediate Causes Which Induce and Justify the Secession of South Carolina from the Federal Union](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Declaration_of_the_Immediate_Causes_Which_Induce_and_Justify_the_Secession_of_South_Carolina_from_the_Federal_Union). ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wikipedia-article-with-longest-title/672555/7 "2013-10-29T20:54:28Z")
Damn! Mines not a Wiki article and its only 109! (assuming I counted correctly) ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wikipedia-article-with-longest-title/672555/8 "2013-10-29T21:23:08Z")
Why has no one made a Wikipedia article for Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-Von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstle-gerspurten-mit-zwei-macheluber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shoenendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?