Speaking of the parrot conspiracy, while I was reading the article about the ringneck parakeets setting up colonies in England my ringneck, Isidore, flew over to look at the article with me. I guess he’s quite pleased at the success his British pals are having at taking over England. I hate to think about what HE is planning for this country.
Interesting description. Around here colonial houses look like this.
I, for one, welcome our new feathery masters!
Sycophant! Traitor!
Oh, you’ll be singing a different tune when the Parrots take over! You’ll welcome them when they’re plucking out your eyes with their nasty, sharp, pointed beaks! I don’t think!
And have you notices their talons? Quite dextrous! Oh, yes. They’re plotting our doom, and they have the “hands” to carry them out! Ku-RAWK!
Oh yes- his goose will be cooked. 