# Wilderness advice you probably won't need.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wilderness-advice-you-probably-wont-need/492017>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 5, 2009, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wilderness-advice-you-probably-wont-need/492017 "2009-04-05T00:38:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2009, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wilderness-advice-you-probably-wont-need/492017/81 "2009-04-11T02:25:09Z")

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> [@user\_hostile](#):
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> You don’t like? Try rhyming orange…😉

_Oranges poranges, who says,  
Oranges poranges, who says,  
Oranges poranges, who says?  
There ain’t no rhyme for oranges!_

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**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2009, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wilderness-advice-you-probably-wont-need/492017/82 "2009-04-11T02:42:59Z")

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> [@Ale](#):
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> Well, you can run into another snake, no? …

Well yes, but in that case you are going to the left so you can safely jump over the snake to grab the vine, swinging across the pond with three alligators to safety. Also, the treasure is better that way.

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