# Wildest Bill you crazy SOB

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 13, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469 "2001-09-13T22:51:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/21 "2001-09-14T13:11:56Z")

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Easy on **Bill, Manhattan**. It wouldn’t be much fun around here if we all sat around agreeing with each other. Besides, who else could murder the English language so eloquently as:

[Would Are Eco Sytem be Ok If We Extincted Mosquitos?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83579)

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**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/22 "2001-09-14T14:01:02Z")

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I am not here long enough to notice **Wildest Bill** ’s better qualities.

My perspective, for what that is worth, is that he flies a lot of kites in these forums, that he knows he is wrong most of the time, and that he likes the storm of controversy which he stirs up.

I am also never sure whether he ‘sticks around’ to keep his kite aloft. One thing seems certain to me, which is that if his post count is in the low digits, people will not be so willing to accept him.

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**Author:** ![Wildest\_Bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Wildest\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wildest_Bill)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/23 "2001-09-14T14:45:51Z")

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Sheesh,

Just when I think Manhattan is starting to like me.

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> Wildest Bill is an inhuman monster, and I’m embarassed to share the same species as him.
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> Village idiot my ass. He’s either a troll or he is actually, honestly an evil “person.”

Oh well.

Thanks for the nice thread in the pit erisrover it is kind of a nice change. Also appreciate Rickjay supportive words. I have never been called a inhumane monster before. Sure I don’t like terrorist but who does? If you do, maybe you are more liberal than you should be.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/24 "2001-09-14T14:50:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wildest Bill \*  
> Sure I don’t like terrorist but who does? If you do, maybe you are more liberal than you should be.

I’m going to bet I’m not the only one who addresses this, but \*\*Bill \*\* I just have to ask:

What in the bloody hell does liking terrorists have to do with being “too liberal”? I’m just . . . mystified.

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/25 "2001-09-14T14:50:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Beeblebrox \*  
> [Would Are Eco Sytem be Ok If We Extincted Mosquitos?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83579)

This would ALMOST make a great sig…it’s beautiful. Maybe better than Gotcha Ya!

jarbaby

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**Author:** ![Wildest\_Bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Wildest\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wildest_Bill)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/26 "2001-09-14T15:00:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*
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> What in the bloody hell does liking terrorists have to do with being “too liberal”? I’m just . . . mystified. \*\*

I might be wrong(see esprix I can admit it) but it seems to me that liberal people take up for the criminals more than they do the victoms. They think that society is messed up and that is why the criminals did what they do forgetting how much pain the victoms went through from the criminals. Well I know alot of people that live in this society and they don’t go around blowing up airplanes killing innocent people so why should we give any slack to some whacos that do.

Face it there is some trash in the world we need to take out. You don’t **house** trash you burn it or it will keep stinking up the place.

Anyway that is my take on liberals they alway want to try to reform(house) heinous criminals instead of burning(executing) them.

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**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/27 "2001-09-14T15:03:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lemur866 \*  
> \*\*The difference between Bill and the other ignorant people is that Bill isn’t a drive-by. He sticks around. He listens. He doesn’t always learn, but at least he sticks around to take his lumps. \*\*

Yeah…good old Bill. He’s too stupid to even know when to quit. While other idiots may eventually STOP being stupid, spreading nonsense, being selfish bastards, and making themselves into a big, puffed-up, turd-fondling target, Bill keeps right on being his moron self. Hurray for him. Wish we had more persistent, sludge-slurping assholes like him. Not only stupid, but selfish, mean, near-sighted, and completely unsympathetic to his fellow human beings, without the common sense to find his ass with both hands.

I can see why everyone would be glad to have some insensitive idiot around suggesting cockamamie revenge plots and playing village idiot when people have their families and friends and an upcoming war to worry about. That’s very useful behavior.

Some people simply HAVE ignorance. Bill has figured out how to put his to good use. Oh well…no use being a fucking nincompoop unless you share it with everyone. My dad always said, “No sense HAVING ignorance unless you show it.”

-L

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**Author:** ![Demise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/28 "2001-09-14T15:04:38Z")

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That’s just classic.

BTW **Bill** , it’s spelled “victim”.

You do this on purpose, don’t you? You’ve got to be refining a comedy skit or something, eh?

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**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/29 "2001-09-14T15:05:43Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Wildest Bill \*  
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> I might be wrong(see esprix I can admit it) but it seems to me that liberal people take up for the criminals more than they do the victoms. They think that society is messed up and that is why the criminals did what they do forgetting how much pain the victoms…\*\*

It’s VICTIMS, you fucking imbecile. Victims. The least you could do is learn to properly EXPRESS how stupid you are.

Now get back into your trailer and have another beer and shut the fuck up.

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**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/30 "2001-09-14T15:07:19Z")

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I bet you consider me a liberal, Bill, don’t you? Have you not seen me calling in several threads for decisive military action to call to accountability not just the perpetrators of Tuesday’s action but terrorists in general? I guess that, as usual, you’re wrong, huh?

I disagree with manny that you’re evil, although I can understand precisely why he would think so. What you are is stupid, which can be much, much more dangerous. Not ignorant–ignorance is often understandable, and can be remedied. Stupidity, though, runs much deeper.

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**Author:** ![Demise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/31 "2001-09-14T15:08:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \*  
> **…and completely unsympathetic to his fellow human beings, without the common sense to find his ass with both hands.**

You might be right about the common sense part, but the other is bullshit. I think he is probably highly sympathetic to those hurt on 9/11/01, but doesn’t really know how to express it _in these forums._

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**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/32 "2001-09-14T15:13:52Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Demise \*  
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> You might be right about the common sense part, but the other is bullshit. I think he is probably highly sympathetic to those hurt on 9/11/01, but doesn’t really know how to express it _in these forums._ \*\*

Well then he should do what others do when they’re unsure how to react: Keep his ignorance to himself. Besides, prior to the 9-11 events, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Bill express any empathy for others who share the planet with him…humans or animals. Expression of revenge fantasies does not indicate empathy. It indicates violence and an inability to control oneself. And in Bill’s case, a complete inability to consider the possible pros AND cons of his opinion before spouting off like a shit geyser.

-L

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**Author:** ![Wildest\_Bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Wildest\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wildest_Bill)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/33 "2001-09-14T15:16:19Z")

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Pld,

Maybe you’re not as liberal as you think you are then?

Sexy writer,

Bite me. Me trailer trash? I have made more money than you ever hope to. I think your name is stupid to because you are anything but sexy and your writing style is boring and generally just sux. But thanks for informing on the correct spelling of victims.

I apologize for me nailing this stupid chick but she has following around like a mangy horny mutt humping on my leg so I just had to kick her off.

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**Author:** ![DavisMcDavis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@DavisMcDavis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavisMcDavis)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/34 "2001-09-14T15:19:56Z")

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Wildest Bill provides the valuable service of letting us all know what it’s like to be on the other side of the bell curve. It gets too sheltered in here sometimes and you get the impression everyone knows how to punctuate, spell, and support their opinions. Bill reminds us that the rest of the world isn’t like that. They are dumb and they have guns, and they don’t think too good. Example number one Bill appears to have just posted.

**Wildest Bill** Go find a liberal - any liberal - and ask them if they feel worse about the terrorists or about the innocent civilians who died on the planes. Get back to me if you find a single one who sides with the terrorists. Are you nuts? Are you really so stupid? Does “opposition to the death penalty” and “a fair trial with proper legal representation” just blend in your mind to mean that liberals LOVE terrorism? Liberals, as a rule, do NOT support terrorism. I’m surprised someone would need to tell you that.

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**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/35 "2001-09-14T15:20:24Z")

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It’s SexyWritER not SexyWritING, you stupid bottom-feeder. And I would never suggest that being well-off would make you educated and reasonable and kind Bill. Your kind of ignorance is impervious to financial gain.

-L

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/36 "2001-09-14T15:21:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wildest Bill \*  
> I apologize for me nailing this stupid chick but she has following around like a mangy horny mutt humping on my leg so I just had to kick her off.

The hell.

We clashed in a previous thread, but after your apology I thought to myself, “He may be stupid, but he’s a generally good guy. His heart’s in the right place, even though his mind may be made of paste.”

Well, I was half right. He’s stupid, and his mind is made of paste. I’ll have to rethink those other two parts, though.

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**Author:** ![Demise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/37 "2001-09-14T15:23:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SexyWriter \*  
> \*\*And in Bill’s case, a complete inability to consider the possible pros AND cons of his opinion before spouting off like a shit geyser. \*\*

Got to agree with you there.

I dunno, I usually ignore his posts as they are unintelligible. **Bill** , some friendly advice: try writing your posts in something like MS Word, then copy and pasting them into the reply window. It will make a world of difference in how people will view you.

On preview: heh, that was actually kind of funny in a redneck-ish sort of way **Bill**. You really are a comedic genius.

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**Author:** ![Wildest\_Bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Wildest\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wildest_Bill)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/38 "2001-09-14T15:27:42Z")

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Ino,

Why is that sexy writer can say all kink of vile nasty crap to me but when I say some nasty crappy stuff to her in retaliation(I am taking about alot crap I have taken from that chick) that I am a bad person for doing so.

Sometimes this board is very freak’n unfair.

Davis,

I am not saying that liberals are more sensitive to the terrorist than they are the victims. I am just saying alot them think that they shouldn’t get the death penalty.

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**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/39 "2001-09-14T15:31:53Z")

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> Why is that sexy writer can say all kink of vile nasty crap to me but when I say some nasty crappy stuff to her in retaliation(I am taking about alot crap I have taken from that chick) that I am a bad person for doing so.

Because you represent yourself to the SDMB as a born-again Christian and are thus held to a higher standard, that’s why. If it isn’t fair, consider that it’s a position you yourself chose. If you don’t want to be held to a higher standard, don’t represent yourself as a pious person. Just look at what we atheists are able to get away with.

Anyhoo, I support full GLBT rights, gay marriage, am pro-choice, am anti-capital punishment, and have never in my adult life voted for a Republican. You tell me how liberal I am. If my position _vis a vis_ terrorists seems to contradict my stance on capital punishment, it is because I consider this a matter for the military, not the criminal justice system.

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**Author:** ![Demise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildest-bill-you-crazy-sob/81469/40 "2001-09-14T15:32:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wildest Bill \*  
> \*\*I am not saying that liberals are more sensitive to the terrorist than they are the victims. I am just saying alot them think that they shouldn’t get the death penalty. \*\*

Yes you did! See! Pure comedy!

I’m laughing so hard right now, I may pop a blood vessel.

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