# Wildly unsuitable songs for striptease acts.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildly-unsuitable-songs-for-striptease-acts/224608>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 15, 2004, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildly-unsuitable-songs-for-striptease-acts/224608 "2004-01-15T17:30:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildly-unsuitable-songs-for-striptease-acts/224608/161 "2004-01-29T04:41:10Z")

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**Aqualung**!

Holy Jesus, you just made me snort soda through my nose, you jerk!! 😃

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**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wildly-unsuitable-songs-for-striptease-acts/224608/162 "2004-01-29T16:56:54Z")

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This happened to me the other day, and I thought of this thread.

I was in my co-worker’s office (who we will call **Marty** ) shooting the shit when a **Sales Chick** came in. Radiohead’s “Idioteque” came on **Marty** ’s iTunes shuffle, and **Sales Chick** (who I think has been flirting with **Marty** ) immediately piped in with “Ooh! Marty likes stripper music!”

“Idioteque” is stripper music? That’s news to me! Turns out she had 1) never heard it (“It must be new!” she said. “It’s four years old,” I said.) 2) Had never seen anyone actually strip to it (for some reason, she claims to frequent strip joints) and 3) had never heard of Radiohead.

Go figure.

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