Related words, actually. Orchids are so named because their tubers look like testes.
To give a factual answer to this question: A couple of years ago I served on a jury in a sexual assault case here in California. There was nothing in the legal definition of sexual assault that we were given which specified that the defendants penis had to in any way touch the victim. Sexual assault can be committed using fingers, foreign objects, etc. A woman can sexually assault someone.
If the victim said “The defendant stuck his penis in my vagina” and the defendant doesn’t have a penis then that’s probably a good defense, but just lacking a dick doesn’t mean you’re incapable of rape.
Fortunately, he didn’t perform an Archiectomy
You are going back and forth between “sexual assault” and “rape”. I’m not sure they are synonyms in court.
They’re not. The trend is toward not having an offense called rape at all, in part because of the clogging of the courts due to litigation over everpresent hot-button controversies like what if I lost my joint, root and branch, what then, then would I be free of your persecution.
OP - are you the poster (formerly) known as Futurist?
The hard part will be backdating the hospital records.
Thank-you for sharing.
And to also possibly add - have some one-on-one sit-downs with co-workers and sorta feel them out on this, probe them for input, challenge their orthodoxies, palpate their prejudices, provoke debate. If your family is progressive enough, then a discussion over the dinnertable with sweetbreads, smokies and Swedish meatballs should really clear the air over any differences or misgivings over OP’s penis obliteration. Sometimes in public washrooms one can be proffered sound advice on this.
what a weird bump.
…especially for how straight-laced the OP is.
Yeah, I imagine that’s what having “no penis, no vagina, and no testicles” looks like.
Yes, but i hear that the side effects are quite crippling
