# Will a sequential thread on a treadmill take off?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 6, 2006, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236 "2006-03-06T09:42:58Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2006, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/1 "2006-03-06T09:42:58Z")
\*\*Advanced juggling
Stupid things you’ve said/done on job interviews
Silliest things done while drunk? \*\*
If you turn up drunk for a job interview, juggling is unlikely to improve matters…
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### Author:  [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2006, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/2 "2006-03-06T10:04:22Z")
**So…Who’s Best at Ball Touching around Here?
she cheated on me.**
I guess his soon to be ex is
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### Author:  [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2006, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/3 "2006-03-06T14:23:33Z")
\*\* I got my Peace Corps assignment!
Long sordid story of my dying last Tues and my resurection \*\*
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### Author:  [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/4 "2006-03-06T17:34:20Z")
**MPSIMS**
Mardi Gras, Milwaukee, and beer
I now pronounce you husband and OMG IM MARRIED.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2006, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/5 "2006-03-06T22:11:12Z")
GQ:
\*\*Antimatter Bomb Design–Help me out with this thought experiment.
I am intrigued by your theories and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
\*\*
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2006, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/6 "2006-03-07T09:39:30Z")
Just now in this forum:
\*\*I now pronounce you husband and OMG IM MARRIED.
she cheated on me. \*\*
I usually pass on noting sequential threads where someone gets hurt, but that tickled me enough that I’ll deal with the guilty feelings later. Sorry, dude.
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2006, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/7 "2006-03-07T09:42:20Z")
Now I opened that thread and see I have to apologize _again_. :smack:
And again for not having another sequential thread to justify this post.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/8 "2006-03-07T13:31:13Z")
A MPSIMS threefer:
\*\* I need a job, but I’m totally clueless.
Simple Skills You Lack
Long time reader, first time poster. \*\*
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2006, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/9 "2006-03-07T13:39:01Z")
\*\*Will a sequential thread on a treadmill take off?
You too can write puzzle clues! \*\*
It’s so rare that a sequential thread title becomes a sequential thread.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2006, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/10 "2006-03-07T15:22:27Z")
\*\*And the Oscar Goes To…MMP
SDMB ~ The Epic Musical \*\*
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/11 "2006-03-07T18:23:03Z")
IMHO:
\*\*Please recommend a fine toaster.
Economic gaming computers; Dell? \*\*
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### Author:  [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)
#### Post date: [March 8, 2006, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/12 "2006-03-08T04:04:36Z")
\*\*“How do I get to Poo-yallup?” - “You’re new here, ain’tcha?”
Family Members with Different Accents \*\*
-foxy
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### Author:  [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/13 "2006-03-09T00:55:11Z")
How Do You Find The Value of a Unique Item?
I sold an armless Chewie for $12.51!
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2006, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/14 "2006-03-09T09:22:54Z")
\*\*Oops, just poured Hydochloric Acid down the shower drain. What now?
Ask the Straight Guy \*\*
'Cos, like, _gays_ wouldn’t touch a blocked drain, huh?
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/15 "2006-03-09T16:19:09Z")
In MPSIMS:
\*\* If it doesn’t say “O-R-E-O”
Barry Bonds is going down. \*\*
That is a very bad racist joke
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### Author:  [@Fromage\_A\_Trois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fromage_A_Trois)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/16 "2006-03-09T16:22:16Z")
**An automobile is not a toy damnit!!!**
**Get yerself a Designer Vagina!**
What strange images I have in my head right now.
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### Author:  [@Emerald\_Hawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emerald_Hawk)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/17 "2006-03-09T22:41:39Z")
**I sold an armless Chewie for $12.51!**
\*\*Baltimore Dopers: I won. . .something. . .movie related. Want it? \*\*
Um… it’s not that armless Chewie you were bidding on, is it?
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2006, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/18 "2006-03-09T23:05:09Z")
**"Top 10 Strangest Lego Creations"
Internet perversion blows my mind again…(TMI)**
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### Author:  [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2006, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/19 "2006-03-10T04:36:00Z")
But … How Do I Fold It?
Internet perversion blows my mind again…(TMI)
:eek: 😃
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### Author:  [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2006, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-a-sequential-thread-on-a-treadmill-take-off/347236/20 "2006-03-10T08:15:25Z")
**Who’da thunk there were that many drugs…
SDMB - The Epic Musical**
😃
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