# Will anyone ever come out with a new candy bar again? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 3, 2005, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177 "2005-05-03T04:03:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/21 "2005-05-03T14:13:50Z")
> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#): > > You know what? I’ve never actually had Godiva chocolate. I’ve never considered myself a big chocolate fan, but 99% of my chocolate has been Hershey’s, Nestle, M&Ms, everyday candy bars and so on. I’m not awestruck by them, and I can even refuse chocolate cake (although I do love nice moist brownies and fresh-baked chewy cookies, but who doesn’t?). But I’ve never had any “high-roller” chocolates besides the occasional bite of something like a Toblerone. Is it really that much of a world of difference, considering the price? > > (I really like white chocolate, though.) Don’t do it! Don’t eat good chocolate! If you like Hershey’s, just keep eating that! I _loved_ Hershey’s chocolate. I was _born_ in Hershey, PA, for god’s sake! And then, one day, I got a German roommate who introduced me to Swiss and Belgian, and German chocolate. And now I can only be satisfied by Lindt and other such really expensive chocolate! I have seen the big city, I can’t go back to the farm! _SOB!_ It stinks getting chocolate as a gift at work or from friends and not being able to eat it because it tastes like grainy, waxy, sugar. Just keep on the Hershey’s and you will never find yourself disappointed with the chocolate you eat. ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/22 "2005-05-03T14:36:24Z")
I can’t remember who asked, but the whipped stuff in a 3 Musketeers bar is whipped chocolate, not nougat. I’m also partial to the 100Grand bar, because I like crisped rice and caramel…those two combined…mmm… Now, here’s MY suggestion: A candy bar, like a 3-Museketeers, with that soft whipped center, but in addition, a _malt-flavored cookie in the middle_, like the middle of a Whoppers ball… ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/23 "2005-05-03T14:42:19Z")
> [@Alan Smithee](#): > > Are you kidding? We’re in the midst of a vertable candy-bar explosion! Really? Compared this list from 1934: Milky Way, Snickers, 3 Musketeers, Honey Almond, Toasted Almond Slices, Two Bits, Thrills, Oh Henry!, Baby Ruth, No Kiddin, Fat Emma, Hoky Poky, Lobster Patty, Chicken Dinner, Nestlé, Tootsie Roll, Clark Bar, Mounds, Peaks, Mason Mints, Black Crows ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/24 "2005-05-03T14:44:29Z")
So what’s nougat, then? I always referred to that Mars/3 Musketeers stuff as nougat my entire life. ---
**Author:** ![audiobottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@audiobottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audiobottle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/25 "2005-05-03T14:50:43Z")
I think nougat is the stuff in Snickers. Regarding good chocolate, I second the advice of somebody else who said to keep eating Hershey’s. After trying some from South America and Europe and the like, I can honestly say that eating Hershey’s reminds me of chewing on a birthday cake candle. It has the taste, sort of, but everything else is wrong. It’s an expensive habit! A bar of the good can cost from $3 to over $10. Oh, but it’s so worth it. ---
**Author:** ![audiobottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@audiobottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audiobottle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/26 "2005-05-03T14:56:46Z")
[QUOTE=Little Bird] And now I can only be satisfied by Lindt and other such really expensive chocolate! [QUOTE] Lindt? Oh, **Little Bird** , there is still so much out there! I lived down the street from Zingerman’s (a great deli/awesome food store in Ann Arbor), with a couple of roommates who worked there. They’d bring back some chocolate bars periodically… **That** was chocolate. I don’t know if I can link to it (don’t want to seem like I’m pushing their wares), but if you go to [www.zingermans.com](http://www.zingermans.com) and click on the Sweet Stuff section, you can see some of what they sell. ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/27 "2005-05-03T15:01:53Z")
> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#): > > So what’s nougat, then? I always referred to that Mars/3 Musketeers stuff as nougat my entire life. Nougat is basically egg whites and corn syrup (and usually ground nuts like almonds). I’ve made it before (it’s hell on your beaters). ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/28 "2005-05-03T15:02:29Z")
> [@RealityChuck](#): > > Really? Compared this list from 1934: > > Milky Way, Snickers, 3 Musketeers, Honey Almond, Toasted Almond Slices, Two Bits, Thrills, Oh Henry!, Baby Ruth, No Kiddin, Fat Emma, Hoky Poky, Lobster Patty, Chicken Dinner, Nestlé, Tootsie Roll, Clark Bar, Mounds, Peaks, Mason Mints, Black Crows Lobster Patty? Chicken Dinner? These are/were candy bars? ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/29 "2005-05-03T15:29:46Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > The only meaningful candy bar contribution I can come up with right now is to take some of your standard varieties (3 Musketeers, Reese’s PB Cups, etc) and make them absurdly huge. I’m talking 2 foot wide PB Cups here. Hoo-ah! While they’re not 2 feet wide, Reese’s has the BIG CUP, which appears to be about 3" wide. [http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/reesespeanutbuttercups.asp](http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/reesespeanutbuttercups.asp) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/30 "2005-05-03T15:33:17Z")
> [@audiobottle](#): > > Lindt? Oh, **Little Bird** , there is still so much out there! Oh I know I know!!! But I live in Iowa…unless I feel like driving to Iowa City or ordering online there’s really not much more out there for me… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/31 "2005-05-03T15:37:56Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > Lobster Patty? Chicken Dinner? These are/were candy bars? They sound like real Depression-era product names. ---
**Author:** ![audiobottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@audiobottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audiobottle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/32 "2005-05-03T15:42:30Z")
> [@Little Bird](#): > > Oh I know I know!!! But I live in Iowa…unless I feel like driving to Iowa City or ordering online there’s really not much more out there for me… ☹ Sadly I have since moved to nowhere land. If I spot some really good chocolate sometime I’ll start a chocolate mailing thread. Then the fortunate ones can bestow their chocolate blessings upon those in … how shall we say, unenlightened? areas. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/33 "2005-05-03T16:14:20Z")
> [@PinkMarabou](#): > > Have you tried the Take 5 bar? We have thought about calling Hershey and complaining that they have created the ultimate candy bar that has us horribly addicted to its sweet goodness. It should be a crime for your mouth to feel that good! I have to agree. Take 5 is freaking heroin. I randomly tried one at the supermarket a while back and was in heaven. A few days later, I was at the liquor store with a friend, and they had a box of them there. I grabbed two and said, “You gotta try this, it’s incredible.” He’s not a big candy bar fan, so he was hesitant, but I got to the cashier with my two bars, the cashier immediately commented on the candy bars and confirmed that they were, indeed, the greatest candy bar ever. So my friend tries it and he absolutely loves it. He only eats half though, and saves the other half for his girlfriend who was waiting across the street. He almost didn’t make it and came very close to just eating the other half (and she was only 30 seconds away). Just an absolutely perfect candy bar. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/34 "2005-05-03T16:19:54Z")
> [@Neurotik](#): > > I have to agree. Take 5 is freaking heroin. I randomly tried one at the supermarket a while back and was in heaven. > … > Just an absolutely perfect candy bar. Count me in, too. I’m trying not to eat that stuff anymore, but I tried one a few weeks ago and was hooked. It’s the pretzels. I don’t think I’ve ever had pretzels in a candy bar before. Sure, there are chocolate-covered pretzels, but this is totally different. It’s like crack in the check-out aisle. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/35 "2005-05-03T20:24:39Z")
The dark chocolate kit-kats that they had out for a while are total genius…they transform a pretty-good-but-not-great candy bar to a sophisticated treat. Dark chocolate is the key people. How about this, keep the exact same candy bars we have now, but make everything in a dark chocolate verison. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/36 "2005-05-03T20:35:54Z")
I’ve never been into dark chocolate, but haven’t recent studies said eating it in moderation can actually be healthy, or at least not harmful? It seems like it’s always been neglected as far as everyday chocolate treats and snacks go. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/37 "2005-05-03T20:50:53Z")
It is time for the chocolate covered Twinkie. And someday, large Hershey Kisses with Pudding Pops as filler. ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/38 "2005-05-03T21:27:47Z")
> [@jabiru](#): > > I’ve tried Hershey chocolate and I can’t say I was overawed by it. Maybe it was the decades of buildup which led to my inevitable disappointment. Those peanut butter cup thingies - oh my! Luv 'em. I’m just glad they’re not readily available here; otherwise I’d end up looking like the side of a bus. Decades of buildup? You know what foreigners say about American food? Hershey’s Chocolate encapsulates every unpleasant stereotype of American food: bland, designed to be palatable to the lowest common denominator, basically symbolic of the kiddification of our culture that this is what people think of as chocolate. Hershey’s is disgusting. It hardly tastes like chocolate at all - more like soft, sweetened wax. If you come to the United States, bring your own food. > [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#): > > But I’ve never had any “high-roller” chocolates besides the occasional bite of something like a Toblerone. Is it really that much of a world of difference, considering the price? Godiva Chocolate is like the . . . mmm, what’s a good analogy? It’s the Lexus of chocolates. Meaning it’s pretty good, but it’s nothing like the best out there. And for what you get, it’s vastly overpriced. It’s not bad, but if you’re willing to put forth that kind of outlay, look around for something better. Godiva is just another one of those companies selling mass-produced versions of The Finer Things In Life, and with that mass production come concommitant losses in quality. > [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#): > > I’ve never been into dark chocolate, but haven’t recent studies said eating it in moderation can actually be healthy, or at least not harmful? It seems like it’s always been neglected as far as everyday chocolate treats and snacks go. That’s what the newspapers have been saying. As usual, the media gloms onto any vaguely health-related news report, misinterprets it, and then reports it so heavily that it’s impossible to find out what the actual story was. Apparently there has been some actual research suggesting that dark chocolate may provide helpful antioxidants - but then, what plant-derived food doesn’t end up containing antioxidants when it’s studied? Dark chocolate is very high in fat and fairly sugary (though less sugary than milk chocolate, generally speaking) - so it’s as bad for you as anything fatty and sugary is. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/39 "2005-05-03T21:36:43Z")
> [@Electronic Chaos](#): > > Hm. There is a serious lack of chocolate covered fruit. I’m thinking dried mangoes covered in chocolate. Hmm… Visit Hawaii. They cover anything with chocolate. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177/40 "2005-05-03T21:39:49Z")
The Chocolate covered twinkie already exists. It’s called the Choco-Dile and I used to eat them all the time as a kid/early teen (mid80s/early 90s). The nougat plus whopper-center crunch thing sounds pretty awesome. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-anyone-ever-come-out-with-a-new-candy-bar-again/302177.md?page=3)