# will guns protect me from jellyfish?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-guns-protect-me-from-jellyfish/536787>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [April 20, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-guns-protect-me-from-jellyfish/536787 "2010-04-20T20:09:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-guns-protect-me-from-jellyfish/536787/61 "2010-04-27T01:19:20Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> WTF?😕

It’s a reference to a very old, now (thankfully) generally in disuse board meme, which itself is a reference to author Bill Bryson noting that humans have made one trip to the deepest part of the ocean (the Marianas Trench), and it lasted for a mere 20 minutes, and took place way back in 1960.

I think someone accidentally triple posted the original reference back in the days when the boards were even more temperamental than they are now, and somehow it caught on.

So that’s what any reference to “Once, in 1960, for twenty minutes” means, at least as far as I’ve been able to ascertain.

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-guns-protect-me-from-jellyfish/536787/62 "2010-04-27T16:41:49Z")

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Huh, I thought this was in the SDMB [Beginner’s Guide](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320298), but I guess not.

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-guns-protect-me-from-jellyfish/536787/63 "2010-04-27T18:17:23Z")

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> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#):
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> Huh, I thought this was in the SDMB [Beginner’s Guide](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320298), but I guess not.

It was, but quite some time ago, and only for a brief period…

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-guns-protect-me-from-jellyfish/536787/64 "2010-04-27T18:40:04Z")

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… And not since repeated?

Walked right into that one, didn’t I.

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**Author:** ![CC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@CC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CC)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-guns-protect-me-from-jellyfish/536787/65 "2010-04-27T18:47:12Z")

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By the way, there _are_ jellyfish that are virtually harmless. I swam through clouds of what I think we called “comb jellies” or ctenophores, I believe, several years ago in the Keys. They looked much like transparent little (2" - 5") bell peppers. Spooky, but no harm.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-guns-protect-me-from-jellyfish/536787/66 "2010-04-27T19:15:48Z")

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[BeerSteak.com is for sale | HugeDomains](http://www.beersteak.com/animals/jellyfish-facts/) Here’s some info on jellies. I am sure it will alleviate your worries. Little video at the end.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-guns-protect-me-from-jellyfish/536787/67 "2010-04-27T19:26:00Z")

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> [@Martini\_Enfield](#):
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> It’s a reference to a very old, now (thankfully) generally in disuse board meme, which itself is a reference to author Bill Bryson noting that humans have made one trip to the deepest part of the ocean (the Marianas Trench), and it lasted for a mere 20 minutes, and took place way back in 1960.
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> I think someone accidentally triple posted the original reference back in the days when the boards were even more temperamental than they are now, and somehow it caught on.
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> So that’s what any reference to “Once, in 1960, for twenty minutes” means, at least as far as I’ve been able to ascertain.

Going back to the OP, anyone going to Australia should read [Bill Bryson](http://www.amazon.com/Sunburned-Country-Bill-Bryson/dp/0767903862) first. I absolutely promise you won’t be worried about the jellyfish anymore.

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