# Will I never be free of Brett Favre?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-i-never-be-free-of-brett-favre/128298>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 13, 2002, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-i-never-be-free-of-brett-favre/128298 "2002-09-13T14:53:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2002, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-i-never-be-free-of-brett-favre/128298/21 "2002-10-14T18:27:27Z")

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I went into detox the very same day as Brett Favre, and with the same addiction—how come you don’t dream about me? Damn jocks, I’ve hated 'em all my life—

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2002, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-i-never-be-free-of-brett-favre/128298/22 "2002-10-14T18:33:25Z")

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Mmmmmmm… grudgefucking.

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**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-i-never-be-free-of-brett-favre/128298/23 "2002-10-14T19:14:41Z")

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Obviously, you are extremely attracted to Brett Favre. You’re probably a closet Packer fan.

Perhaps you should switch to an AFC allegiance? The Bengals, maybe? Otherwise, I think your problem will just get worse. It’s only a matter of time before you start mooning over Warren Sapp.

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-i-never-be-free-of-brett-favre/128298/24 "2002-10-14T19:21:37Z")

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Sauron…how dare you.

I’ve spat at people for less.

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**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2002, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-i-never-be-free-of-brett-favre/128298/25 "2002-10-14T19:47:25Z")

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What can I say? I’m evil. It’s what I do.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-i-never-be-free-of-brett-favre/128298/26 "2002-10-15T18:04:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
> **AM I SO IRRESISTABLE THAT EVEN MY ENEMIES ARE DRAWN TO MY HOO-HA?**

You bet!

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-i-never-be-free-of-brett-favre/128298/27 "2002-10-15T18:31:26Z")

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If we can beat the Pats with a no name defense, and lead the NFC north by 2 games…weasling our way into your rem sleep ain’t exactly rocket science. 😃

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