# Will my pee-pee get bigger? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 26, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365 "2006-08-26T22:41:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FormerMarineGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/65b543/32.png) [@FormerMarineGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FormerMarineGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/1 "2006-08-26T22:41:59Z")
For some reason I did not want to use the word penis. It has been [covered](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=297230&highlight=enzyte) before, but never got much attention. A co-worker and I were talking today, and the subject of [Enzyte](http://www.enzyte.com/) came up. I know there might not be many fact-based studies on it, or most of them are biased. [USAToday](http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/drugs/2002-04-18-enzyte.htm) did a report on it, which said the following: > [@](#): > > According to a company brochure, the most-improved volunteers reported that the length and circumference of their erect penis increased a total of four inches. But according to [Quack Watch](http://www.quackwatch.org/02ConsumerProtection/enzyte.html) , it is BS. Has anyone out there ordered it, or know of ‘someone else’ who did? Are there are any stats backing up Enzyte as actually working (besides company stats)? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/2 "2006-08-26T22:44:12Z")
> [@FormerMarineGuy](#): > > For some reason I did not want to use the word penis. It has been [covered](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=297230&highlight=enzyte) before, but never got much attention. i am so sad to hear that your pee-pee has never gotten much attention. ---
**Author:** ![FormerMarineGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/65b543/32.png) [@FormerMarineGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FormerMarineGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/3 "2006-08-26T22:52:33Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > i am so sad to hear that your pee-pee has never gotten much attention. I MEANT the topic was covered in a previous thread. Nice use of bad-wording to make me wonder about my penis. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/4 "2006-08-26T22:58:50Z")
It may not make it longer, but you will get a shit eating grin. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/5 "2006-08-26T23:02:09Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > > [@FormerMarineGuy](#): > > > > For some reason I did not want to use the word penis. It has been covered before, but never got much attention. > > i am so sad to hear that your pee-pee has never gotten much attention. But what was it covered in? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/6 "2006-08-26T23:17:43Z")
> [@FormerMarineGuy](#): > > I MEANT the topic was covered in a previous thread. Nice use of bad-wording to make me wonder about my penis. Well it’s only fair, you’re making all of us wonder about your penis. ---
**Author:** ![Ficer67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c57346/32.png) [@Ficer67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ficer67)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/7 "2006-08-26T23:19:51Z")
Penn and Teller did several 30 min videos dispelling amny myths about magic, special effects, and penis size. Their conclusion was that the only way to get larger (or smaller) parts is surgery. Penn & Teller do a great job, its too bad I don’t see more of them on TV around here. I recommend the series to anyone out there with questions like these. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/8 "2006-08-26T23:20:11Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > But what was it covered in? I find chocolate usually produces the results I am after. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/9 "2006-08-26T23:23:47Z")
First off, penis is not a bad word. Say it…peee-nissss. See? You didn’t erupt into flames. Second, as long as it’s long enough and hard enough to satisfy your partner, it doesn’t matter how long it is. Save your money and work on your foreplay. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/10 "2006-08-27T00:18:34Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > First off, penis is not a bad word. Say it…peee-nissss. See? You didn’t erupt into flames. > > Second, as long as it’s long enough and hard enough to satisfy your partner, it doesn’t matter how long it is. Save your money and work on your foreplay. Well said, **ivylass.** Perhaps the reason the guy has had [125+](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=385719) partners is because no one wants a second helping. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/11 "2006-08-27T01:13:25Z")
This is not worthy of General Questions. Perhaps your pee-pee is, but I’d have to know more about it, and I really, really don’t want to. Your question is worthy of MPSIMS. That’s where it’s going. You’re actually looking for people who have ordered the product. That would put you into IMHO, but I wouldn’t foist this one off on them. MPSIMS it is. **samclem** General Questions Moderator, who really, really needs more than a mug to do this gig. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/12 "2006-08-27T02:00:05Z")
> [@Ficer67](#): > > Penn & Teller do a great job, its too bad I don’t see more of them on TV around here. I recommend the series to anyone out there with questions like these. I hear there’s a columnist at an alternative paper in Chicago who addresses questions like these, too. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/13 "2006-08-27T02:05:59Z")
> [@Ficer67](#): > > Penn and Teller did several 30 min videos dispelling any myths about magic, special effects, and penis size. Their conclusion was that the only way to get larger (or smaller) parts is surgery. > > Penn & Teller do a great job. P & T are surgeons? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![spingears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@spingears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spingears)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/14 "2006-08-27T02:06:19Z")
> [@FormerMarineGuy](#): > > For some reason I did not want to use the word penis. It has been [covered](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=297230&highlight=enzyte) before, but never got much attention. A co-worker and I were talking today, and the subject of [Enzyte](http://www.enzyte.com/) came up. Like the other “erection help” pills this might have some benefits. OTOH Tie a rock to the end of it and it might feel like it is longer. Second method is to get a hand vacuum pump penis enlarger. It will enlarge it at the possible expense of blowing it up (rupturing it) thus rendering it useless. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/15 "2006-08-27T02:30:04Z")
> [@spingears](#): > > Like the other “erection help” pills this might have some benefits. > OTOH Tie a rock to the end of it and it might feel like it is longer. > Second method is to get a hand vacuum pump penis enlarger. It will enlarge it at the possible expense of blowing it up (rupturing it) thus rendering it useless. 😉 Having, er, seen some pictures of folks into that whole vacuum pump, I’ve gotta say: You don’t want it the sorta big those things’ll make it. Trust me. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/16 "2006-08-27T03:54:54Z")
> [@FormerMarineGuy](#): > > For some reason I did not want to use the word penis. It has been [covered](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=297230&highlight=enzyte) before, but never got much attention. A co-worker and I were talking today, and the subject of [Enzyte](http://www.enzyte.com/) came up. > > I know there might not be many fact-based studies on it, or most of them are biased. [USAToday](http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/drugs/2002-04-18-enzyte.htm) did a report on it, which said the following: > > But according to [Quack Watch](http://www.quackwatch.org/02ConsumerProtection/enzyte.html) , it is BS. > > Has anyone out there ordered it, or know of ‘someone else’ who did? > > Are there are any stats backing up Enzyte as actually working (besides company stats)? [The Mayo Clinic says you have no cause to worry](http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/penis/MC00026) > [@](#): > > Researchers have documented many cases in which men with so-called micropenises have been fully capable of having sex and fathering children. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/17 "2006-08-27T04:53:37Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > First off, penis is not a bad word. Say it…peee-nissss. See? You didn’t erupt into flames. Peee-niss **AH… AHHHHH…AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/18 "2006-08-27T05:33:22Z")
> [@Astroboy14](#): > > Peee-niss **AH… AHHHHH…AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!** and, sadly, penis ensues. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/19 "2006-08-27T07:53:21Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > **samclem** General Questions Moderator, who really, really needs more than a mug to do this gig. How about **FormerMarineGuy** ’s penis? Would that work? If you closed your eyes, you wouldn’t have to see it, you could just work by touch and pretend it’s a big clit. ---
**Author:** ![Ficer67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c57346/32.png) [@Ficer67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ficer67)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/20 "2006-08-27T13:27:31Z")
> [@Tapioca Dextrin](#): > > P & T are surgeons? :eek: Watch the episode - You can probably rent it from the video store for a few dollars. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365.md?page=2)