# Will my pee-pee get bigger? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 26, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365 "2006-08-26T22:41:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![indecisive1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/41988e/32.png) [@indecisive1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/indecisive1)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/21 "2006-08-27T13:48:46Z")
[QUOTE=Ficer67] Watch the episode - You can probably rent it from the video store for a few dollars. [/QUOTE] Didn’t they do that Muscrat Love tune? ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/22 "2006-08-27T13:48:55Z")
Honestly, you’re a former Marine (to judge from your user name) and you can’t say penis? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ficer67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c57346/32.png) [@Ficer67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ficer67)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/23 "2006-08-27T15:46:52Z")
[QUOTE=indecisive1] Didn’t they do that Muscrat Love tune? [/QUOTE] Look up the word, “Troll,” in the dictionary, would you? ---
**Author:** ![FormerMarineGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/65b543/32.png) [@FormerMarineGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FormerMarineGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/24 "2006-08-27T16:08:27Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] First off, penis is not a bad word. Say it…peee-nissss. See? You didn’t erupt into flames. Second, as long as it’s long enough and hard enough to satisfy your partner, it doesn’t matter how long it is. Save your money and work on your foreplay. [/QUOTE] I KNOW, I KNOW. What the Hell was wrong with me? I am satisfied with my penis size, completely. Slightly above average, here. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/25 "2006-08-27T16:09:09Z")
Then why are you considering buying Enzyte? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/26 "2006-08-27T16:29:07Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] First off, penis is not a bad word. Say it…peee-nissss. See? You didn’t erupt into flames. [/QUOTE] Normally, the correct response to “Will my pee-pee get bigger?” is “Yes it will, once you hit puberty.” ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/27 "2006-08-27T16:56:11Z")
[QUOTE=Thudlow Boink] Normally, the correct response to “Will my pee-pee get bigger?” is “Yes it will, once you hit puberty.” [/QUOTE] My thoughts exactly upon reading the thread title. **FMG** , you do realize there are several less juvenile slang terms for “penis” than “pee-pee”, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![FormerMarineGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/65b543/32.png) [@FormerMarineGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FormerMarineGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/28 "2006-08-27T19:14:08Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] Then why are you considering buying Enzyte? 😕 [/QUOTE] I don’t want Enzyte, I am curious about Enzyte. I use Viagra for the Hell of it, but definitely don’t need it. I ---
**Author:** ![FormerMarineGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/65b543/32.png) [@FormerMarineGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FormerMarineGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/29 "2006-08-27T19:16:00Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Il Palazzo] My thoughts exactly upon reading the thread title. **FMG** , you do realize there are several less juvenile slang terms for “penis” than “pee-pee”, don’t you? [/QUOTE] Yes, I know, I was using that term for the hell of it. Would you prefer: Wang, dick, schlong, help me out since this thread is going nowhere. Name some more interesting terms. ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/30 "2006-08-27T19:33:15Z")
[QUOTE=FormerMarineGuy] I don’t want Enzyte, I am curious about Enzyte. I use Viagra for the Hell of it, but definitely don’t need it. I [/QUOTE] So you use a prescription drug with a host of extremely unpleasant possible [side effects](http://www.drugs.com/Viagra/index.html) “for the hell of it?” Um… why? ---
**Author:** ![FormerMarineGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/65b543/32.png) [@FormerMarineGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FormerMarineGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/31 "2006-08-27T19:59:24Z")
[QUOTE=DianaG] So you use a prescription drug with a host of extremely unpleasant possible [side effects](http://www.drugs.com/Viagra/index.html) “for the hell of it?” Um… why? [/QUOTE] Um, for the hell of it. Perhaps the same reason people smoke pot, use X, drink alcohol, and so on. And I have never had a problem with it, but also have used it only three times. ---
**Author:** ![Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Throatwarbler_Mangrove)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/32 "2006-08-27T20:00:21Z")
Why not? Life being short and ephemeral and all. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/33 "2006-08-27T20:10:52Z")
[QUOTE=kawaiitentaclebeast] Why not? Life being short and ephemeral and all. 🙂 [/QUOTE] Hey! There’s an ad if I ever saw one. “Life if short, and so’s my pee-pee.” Works for me. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/34 "2006-08-27T20:13:12Z")
Apparently, the only methods that actually work are [surgical.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement#Surgical_methods) ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/35 "2006-08-27T20:49:04Z")
[QUOTE=FormerMarineGuy] Um, for the hell of it. Perhaps the same reason people smoke pot, use X, drink alcohol, and so on. And I have never had a problem with it, but also have used it only three times. [/QUOTE] People do those things for the buzz. Last I checked, there’s no buzz associated with Viagra. The only thing is claims to do is something you claim to have no need for. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/36 "2006-08-27T20:55:13Z")
It’s the John Holmes competition thing he’s got going. ---
**Author:** ![FormerMarineGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/65b543/32.png) [@FormerMarineGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FormerMarineGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/37 "2006-08-27T21:02:57Z")
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo] It’s the John Holmes competition thing he’s got going. [/QUOTE] No, but…[John Holmes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=380247) ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/38 "2006-08-27T23:21:38Z")
Marine, that’s the _second_ time I have whooshed you over John Holmes. Let’s just agree to a running joke, eh? ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/39 "2006-08-27T23:31:57Z")
[QUOTE=FormerMarineGuy] Slightly above average, here. [/QUOTE] :dubious: Based on what I have read here and in the sexual partner count thread…I wonder… ---
**Author:** ![FormerMarineGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/65b543/32.png) [@FormerMarineGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FormerMarineGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/40 "2006-08-28T14:10:29Z")
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo] Marine, that’s the _second_ time I have whooshed you over John Holmes. Let’s just agree to a running joke, eh? [/QUOTE] Agreed, but I say it with a laugh. I have super thick skin (and according to everyone else, thick skin over a very small pee-pee). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365.md?page=3)