# Will my pee-pee get bigger? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 26, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365 "2006-08-26T22:41:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2006, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/41 "2006-08-28T14:21:35Z")
Look, I can’t search\* at work. But there’s a thread around here by **QtM** about someone who injected something into his penis and it came out looking like a _BAGEL DOG_. I highly recommend you not take any of these drugs or anything else. No unnecessary surgery, no bad drugs, nothing with side effects. Because if the worst should happen, you’re not going to live. \*The search button says “Risky script has been removed”. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2006, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/42 "2006-08-28T14:22:56Z")
I meant “not going to want to live”. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![dasgupta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e56c9b/32.png) [@dasgupta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasgupta)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2006, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/43 "2006-08-28T15:45:12Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] Look, I can’t search\* at work. But there’s a thread around here by **QtM** about someone who injected something into his penis and it came out looking like a _BAGEL DOG_. I highly recommend you not take any of these drugs or anything else. No unnecessary surgery, no bad drugs, nothing with side effects. Because if the worst should happen, you’re not going to live. \*The search button says “Risky script has been removed”. [/QUOTE] The legendary [bagel dog penis](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273825). ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/44 "2006-08-28T15:47:50Z")
Thansk, **dasgupta**. That’s the one. Gentlemen, take heed and be warned. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/45 "2006-08-28T15:54:57Z")
[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin] P & T are surgeons? :eek: [/QUOTE] Sure, haven’t you seen the video where they do psychic surgery? That would probably work pretty well for this condition, but you’d need really small hands. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/46 "2006-08-28T16:14:22Z")
[QUOTE=Suburban Plankton] and, sadly, penis ensues. [/QUOTE] Penis in Sue’s what? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2006, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/47 "2006-08-28T17:40:50Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] Penis in Sue’s what? [/QUOTE] Mouth, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Ficer67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c57346/32.png) [@Ficer67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ficer67)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2006, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/48 "2006-09-05T03:59:47Z")
The Penn & Teller series is called Bullshit and it’s first and second seasons are out there for everyone. Very informative. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/50 "2018-02-19T08:27:11Z")
It sorta gives the slogan ‘A few good men’ a whole new meaning. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365/53 "2018-02-19T13:51:02Z")
After 12 years, do you have a product that will help get it up & by ‘it’ I mean the whole body…from the grave. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-my-pee-pee-get-bigger/370365.md?page=2)