# Will Nik Wallenda succeed in his tightrope crossing of the Grand Canyon Tonight?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 23, 2013, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-nik-wallenda-succeed-in-his-tightrope-crossing-of-the-grand-canyon-tonight/661738 "2013-06-23T23:12:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-nik-wallenda-succeed-in-his-tightrope-crossing-of-the-grand-canyon-tonight/661738/21 "2013-06-24T02:27:45Z")

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Was it light or dark outside?

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-nik-wallenda-succeed-in-his-tightrope-crossing-of-the-grand-canyon-tonight/661738/22 "2013-06-24T02:29:19Z")

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Light.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-nik-wallenda-succeed-in-his-tightrope-crossing-of-the-grand-canyon-tonight/661738/23 "2013-06-24T02:29:27Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> I hadn’t realized how large a part of wire-walking thanking Jesus is.

Actually, this is one time when it makes perfect sense to me.

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-nik-wallenda-succeed-in-his-tightrope-crossing-of-the-grand-canyon-tonight/661738/24 "2013-06-24T11:21:36Z")

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> [@For You](#):
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> [Not actually the Grand Canyon?](http://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewbender/2013/06/23/one-problem-with-nik-wallendas-grand-canyon-walk-it-isnt-at-the-grand-canyon) I thought a quarter mile sounded a bit brief for a GC crossing.

Having had to ask _both_ the U.S. and Canada to change laws preventing stunts on Niagara Falls to get permission for the Niagara Falls stunt, he didn’t expect to get permission in Grand Canyon National Park, so he had his people look for a location controlled by the Native Americans instead.

This not so coincidentally made for a shorter crossing, and one where both sides of the canyon are more or less the same height (as opposed to the main Grand Canyon where there’s a height difference of up to a thousand feet).

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-nik-wallenda-succeed-in-his-tightrope-crossing-of-the-grand-canyon-tonight/661738/25 "2013-06-24T12:46:18Z")

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But did they find Jimmy Hoffa’s remains?

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**Author:** ![Troppus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Troppus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troppus)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-nik-wallenda-succeed-in-his-tightrope-crossing-of-the-grand-canyon-tonight/661738/26 "2013-06-24T13:35:43Z")

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> [@Eureka](#):
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> This not so coincidentally made for a shorter crossing, and one where both sides of the canyon are more or less the same height (as opposed to the main Grand Canyon where there’s a height difference of up to a thousand feet).

True. He totally pussed out. Plus, the cable was 2 inches wide. 2 inches!! A real man would have used a 3/4 inch cable. And ridden across on a unicycle. While juggling flaming bears and singing the National Anthem.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-nik-wallenda-succeed-in-his-tightrope-crossing-of-the-grand-canyon-tonight/661738/27 "2013-06-24T14:25:40Z")

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I think I’m going to vote yes.

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