Will PETA attack as KFC moves the secret recipe today?

Am I the only person who thinks it’s hardly coincidental- the timing of the moving of the recipe and the Hadron Collider? I think they’re going to put the 11 secret herbs and spices in to see what happens. The 11 Secret Herbs and Spices Must Flow!

She’s not allergic to anything else I am aware of. Not foodwise at least. (And I do a good deal of the cooking, so I have to be aware.)

Maybe the Higgs Boson is the Secret Ingredient!

But there’s no way they could have made it before the LHC was built . . . which implies they must have another source, one from nonhuman technology ! Obviously, they must be getting the Higgs Bosons they need from the only possible source - Area 51. Yes, KFC must be part of the US government’s attempt to cover up the alien menace and exploit their technology for it’s own purposes - which implies sinister things about KFC . . .