# Will some mod please close this thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 9, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611 "2001-08-09T16:09:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/1 "2001-08-09T16:09:29Z")
Seriously, I wasn’t thinking when I created this thread. I don’t know what I was doing posting it in the first place. I was angry. I was in a bad mood. I thought that it would be a good joke but now I realize that it was completely in poor taste. I’m so embarrassed that this thread was created and I know I completely crossed the line. Please! I’m been shit on enough already. Someone? Anyone? Are you even listening? This hasn’t been closed yet? There are three mods in the pit alone and many more surfing the boards at this very moment! What the fuck is wrong with all of you moderators? Oh shit. I’m sorry. Can someone edit that? I didn’t mean it. Thanks. Oh, and if you’re not going to delete it, would you please put “wasn’t” in the first sentence in bold? But I really do want this thread deleted. What a fuck up on my part. Mea Culpa. :o ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/2 "2001-08-09T16:26:37Z")
I don’t care if you fucked up the title, the quotes, the spelling, the punctuation, the grammar, or if you indeed failed to make the OP in any way shape or form match the thread topic… JUST STOP ALL YOUR GODDAMNED FLIRTING!!! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/3 "2001-08-09T16:32:13Z")
hEy hamaDRYad, how U doin? a/s/l/ LOL rflmao u cyber? ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/4 "2001-08-09T16:41:55Z")
No. I got the best one on ICQ the other day. “how R your vagina?” Sorry for the hijak, but I haven’t been able to squeeze this into casual conversation yet. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/5 "2001-08-09T16:49:22Z")
While we’re at it Medea, I got a nice message on yahoo messenger the other day: 'U want baseball bat in your ass?" ---
**Author:** ![Infectious\_Lass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e56c9b/32.png) [@Infectious\_Lass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infectious_Lass)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/6 "2001-08-09T16:57:23Z")
Oh! Oh! Finally I have something to say!! On ICQ once someone messaged me with the wonderfully erudite “What is ur bra size?, do u give good head? and do u shave ur pussy?”----To which the answers _would_ have been 33dd, don’t know and yes, but what I told him was “uh-huh where’s the ignore button on this thing?” That’s the best one I ever got! Except of course, that it was the worst. (I sooo wish I had chosen a better screen name!) ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/7 "2001-08-09T16:57:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*While we’re at it Medea, I got a nice message on yahoo messenger the other day: > > 'U want baseball bat in your ass?" \*\* Aluminum or wood? Anyway, what did you answer? ---
**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/8 "2001-08-09T17:30:29Z")
Woo hoo! I finally inspired a pit thread. But come on, is that the best you can do? Come on over to the [original thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?action=newreply&threadid=81179), and witness with awe how Arnold really puts me in my place. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/9 "2001-08-09T17:49:51Z")
I had someone message me once and right off the bat asked for measurments. I turned to hubby and asked him how long he thought my big toe was, and how big around my thigh was and other such odd numbers and sent them off. I still cannot figure out why the guy never messaged me back?! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/10 "2001-08-09T18:07:16Z")
Geez! What rooms are you guys going into?!? [sub]not that I want to check them out or anything.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/11 "2001-08-09T18:24:27Z")
No rooms. I have female age 20 in my profile because I’m an honest idiot. (And I kinda like the fodder) ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/12 "2001-08-09T18:24:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Number Six \* > \*\*Woo hoo! I finally inspired a pit thread. But come on, is that the best you can do? Come on over to the [original thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?action=newreply&threadid=81179), and witness with awe how Arnold really puts me in my place. \*\* Not to take away any thrills you might be feeling, **Number Six** , it wasn’t just you. I’ve noticed at least 4 or 5 threads in the last two days that have been created and then asked to be closed/deleted within the hour. But, if it makes you feel better, yours was the piece of hay that broke the llama’s hump. And… um… I’m reading through this thread and… um… How in the world does a thread get hijacked twice in the first three posts? does anyone bother reading the person above them anymore or are you guys just not giving your typing monkeys enough bananas? ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/13 "2001-08-09T18:24:49Z")
Ladies, give these poor guys a break! I mean, how else is a geeky 15 year old going to find out if the random internet user they’re messaging is a really hot nympho with low standards? BTW, any really hot nymphos with low standards around here? ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/14 "2001-08-09T20:31:26Z")
Hey, I could be a really hot nympho with low standards, as long as you help me shave my back first. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/15 "2001-08-09T21:38:49Z")
Ah, the joys of no random idiots/perverts/sex-starved 40-year-old men on AIM. IRC, OTOH, is the only place I ever get that stuff. And it’s always people speaking spanish. ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/16 "2001-08-10T00:28:57Z")
!Hola, Carlos! ?Como 'sta, eh? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/17 "2001-08-10T01:43:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kamandi \* > \*\*Hey, I could be a really hot nympho with low standards, as long as you help me shave my back first. \*\* Oh noooooo…gotta leave the back unshaven. Wait. You said “nympho”. Never mind. I was thinking of a guy with a hairy back…which totally turns my crank. But never mind now. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/18 "2001-08-10T01:46:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*No. I got the best one on ICQ the other day. > > “how R your vagina?” > > Sorry for the hijak, but I haven’t been able to squeeze this into casual conversation yet. \*\* So, how’s it doin? Echo died down yet? (g,d&r) Seriously, you got more than one? I have 5 penises, my pants fit like a glove! Thanks folks! I’ll be here all week! [Don’t forget to tip your bartenders!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80862&pagenumber=1) ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/19 "2001-08-10T01:55:39Z")
hot nympho with low standards… i believe someone called for me? ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/20 "2001-08-10T02:19:28Z")
I don’t go to chat rooms, but my ICQ profile says “female”… I used to get like 10 stupid sex messages a day from strangers until I started requiring auth for people adding me to their lists. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611.md?page=2)