# Will some mod please close this thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 9, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611 "2001-08-09T16:09:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/21 "2001-08-10T02:33:27Z")
Capt’n! We need more bananas! The monkeys, they canna take it no more ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/22 "2001-08-10T02:49:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SilkyThreat \* > I was thinking of a guy with a hairy back…which totally turns my crank. But never mind now. \*\* Really? So, uh, how you doin’? No, no, must keep to the spirit of the thread… RU hottie? Want2 lik my bak hare? ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/23 "2001-08-10T02:59:30Z")
Only if you lick mine first! [sup][sub]I mean…er…nevermind. [/sub][/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/24 "2001-08-10T03:06:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miller \* > [Really? So, uh, how you doin’? > > No, no, must keep to the spirit of the thread… > > RU hottie? Want2 lik my bak hare? \*\* Teeheeeheee… What do U think? And if I wanna lik ya u will NO it. No iffs, ands or BUTTS. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/25 "2001-08-10T04:47:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cheesesteak \* > \*\*Ladies, give these poor guys a break! > > I mean, how else is a geeky 15 year old going to find out if the random internet user they’re messaging is a really hot nympho with low standards? > BTW, any really hot nymphos with low standards around here? \*\* [kneejerk] HEY! I’m not 15! I’m 35!![/kneejerk] Aaruuuum… Gotta go, someone’s at the door, or something… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/26 "2001-08-10T05:39:28Z")
Yes, I’m really **13** and a natural blonde! And I’m a **D-cup,** as if that’s any of **your** business, you _pervert!_ So. Whatcha wearin’? ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/27 "2001-08-11T06:26:32Z")
ola, iampunha! quanto para sexo? ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/28 "2001-08-11T12:44:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*How in the world does a thread get hijacked twice in the first three posts? > \*\* We did it all for the nookie (ungh), the nookie (ungh), the nookie. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/29 "2001-08-11T15:54:12Z")
Damn it, **Hamadryad** , you took my line! 🙂 [sub]Walks away, pointedly not flirting.[sup]For once[/sup][/sub] ---
**Author:** ![tsarina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@tsarina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsarina)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611/30 "2001-08-11T22:01:10Z")
My best ICQ conversation EVER: Random Guy Nicknamed Raoul: You like peanut butter? Me: Umm… yeah, I guess so. RGNR: OK, you spread it all over Raoul’s penis. Yummy, yum. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-some-mod-please-close-this-thread/75611.md?page=1)