# Will someone more well-versed in assorted sexual practices help me out with this puzzler? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 23, 2011, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858 "2011-11-23T07:16:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/41 "2011-11-23T19:40:25Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > What purpose? The purpose of soaking the hair in lady juices during the performance of said activity for the purposes of licking later, aka the “flavor saver” routine. I’m not skittish about oral, but this idea makes me want to puke. ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/42 "2011-11-23T19:54:57Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I’m not skittish about oral, but this idea makes me want to puke. As it does for most people, which explains why the DJ went for it. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/43 "2011-11-23T20:09:42Z")
I think it’s probably much simpler than that. It’s just the 10-year old boy routine of turning everything someone says into a sexual euphemism. Boy 1: Let’s go play basketball. Boy 2: Oh my god, that’s so gross. Don’t you know what that means? Boy 1: Yeah, shooting hoops. Boy 2: Oh my god, you sicko. Why would you ever want to do that? Don’t you know what that means? etc, etc, etc. ---
**Author:** ![gurujulp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba9def/32.png) [@gurujulp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gurujulp)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/44 "2011-11-23T20:20:25Z")
So, to attempt to brazen through what I think is a colossal whoosh… Beiber fever is what is being said by Bubo Fever- is this correct? I am still unclear that the picture linked to was Beiber- I can’t see youtube at work. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/45 "2011-11-23T20:33:41Z")
[QUOTE=Paul Simon] And I could say oo oo oo As if everybody here would know what I was talking about I mean everybody here would know exactly what I was talking about [/QUOTE] I have to think this is what DJ was doing. ---
**Author:** ![markm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@markm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markm)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/46 "2011-11-23T20:40:04Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Movember is a movement to raise awareness about men’s health issues, including prostate cancer. Men are growing facial hair in a sign of solidarity. Proctober would work better. ---
**Author:** ![Peeta\_Mellark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc8723/32.png) [@Peeta\_Mellark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peeta_Mellark)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/47 "2011-11-23T21:14:30Z")
The boobs have already laid claim to October. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/48 "2011-11-23T23:50:32Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > Or how a mustache is occasionally referred to as a “pussy tickler”? So it’s a 69 thing? Because doing it the traditional way the mustache isn’t really doing anything is why I was confused. And yeah I know about Movember, his bodyguard and manager are doing it too, with much better success, lol. From the looks of it he’s going to need Motember, Motober, Movember and Mocember. ---
**Author:** ![Peeta\_Mellark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc8723/32.png) [@Peeta\_Mellark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peeta_Mellark)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/49 "2011-11-24T00:06:20Z")
> [@voguevixen](#): > > So it’s a 69 thing? Because doing it the traditional way the mustache isn’t really doing anything is why I was confused. I think it’s just a joke, but my nose and upper lip have gotten into the act before. The guy’s whole face is down there, after all. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/50 "2011-11-24T00:23:59Z")
> [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](#): > > :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: > > Unlike me, abandoning this thread with gay abandon. > > Puzzlingly, there is nothing baffling about _that_. What the living fuck are you talking about? Upon review I’m glad to see I’m not the only who has no idea what you’re on about. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/51 "2011-11-24T03:23:37Z")
And I thought Sidney Crosby’s stache was weak. > [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I’m not skittish about oral, but this idea makes me want to puke. Especially when it’s in connection with Justin Bieber. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/52 "2011-11-24T14:12:40Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > First of all, we’re talking about Justin Bieber. I have no idea when he started going by “Bubo”, or even if that phrase exists outside this thread. > > Second of all, the DJ is suggesting that Bieber is not participating in Movember at all, but is instead growing a mustache for the purpose of Bieber-on-girl oral sex. What purpose? The purpose of soaking the hair in lady juices during the performance of said activity for the purposes of licking later, aka the “flavor saver” routine. > > Man, you people are old. Glad I could help. It has nothing to do with being old. It has to do with a guy saying something that doesn’t make a lick of sense. So what if that’s what he meant–that still doesn’t explain why growing a mustache must be a sexual thing, nor does it explain why the comment upset Justin enough that he had to leave. And, BTW, I’m the exact same age as you. And for everyone I know, the childish “turn everything sexual” shit fell out of practice back in junior high. (I was made fun of for doing it in high school.) ---
**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/53 "2011-11-24T16:53:21Z")
I read something recently saying that November is some month for growing out your pubic hair (presumably the norm among young people today is to shave it off). Can’t remember where I read it and I don’t know if it was a joke. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/54 "2011-11-24T17:40:31Z")
> [@ratatoskK](#): > > I read something recently saying that November is some month for growing out your pubic hair (presumably the norm among young people today is to shave it off). Can’t remember where I read it and I don’t know if it was a joke. That actually makes some sense. He might be aggravated by the constant Bieber has no pubes gags. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/55 "2011-11-24T19:19:13Z")
> [@voguevixen](#): > > That actually makes some sense. He might be aggravated by the constant Bieber has no pubes gags. Or, now that I think about it, perhaps he does have no pubes by design; I noticed he’s started shaving his armpits for some reason, but I assumed this was something his management might’ve suggested to make him seem “non-threatening” to his younger fanbase. Hmm. Interesting theory. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/56 "2011-11-25T16:51:57Z")
I just wasted part of my life watching part of that juvenile interview. It took all of twenty seconds to Google Movember. So what was with all the speculation about oral sex ? Was it an excuse to talk about someones personal fantasies or what ? I do not get the point of this thread at all, unless its to get us to watch a totally forgetable interview, by totally forgetable people. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/57 "2011-11-25T17:14:12Z")
> [@voguevixen](#): > > Or, now that I think about it, perhaps he does have no pubes by design; I noticed he’s started shaving his armpits for some reason, but I assumed this was something his management might’ve suggested to make him seem “non-threatening” to his younger fanbase. Hmm. Interesting theory. :dubious: You’ve noticed this? What, are there Bieber armpit hair blogs now? ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/58 "2011-11-25T20:26:51Z")
> [@Lust4Life](#): > > It took all of twenty seconds to Google Movember. I didn’t need to Google it because I already knew about it. > [@](#): > > So what was with all the speculation about oral sex ? Did you read the thread at all? I was unfamiliar with what scandalous connotations having a mustache would have that would cause someone to run away and face the wall in embarassment. > [@](#): > > I do not get the point of this thread at all. You don’t say? > [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > You’ve noticed this? What, are there Bieber armpit hair blogs now? First day on the internet? 😉 [http://bieberpuberty.tumblr.com/](http://bieberpuberty.tumblr.com/) I don’t remember how I stumbled on that, but I can assure you I was NOT searching for it. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/59 "2011-11-25T20:41:06Z")
> [@voguevixen](#): > > Or, now that I think about it, perhaps he does have no pubes by design; I noticed he’s started shaving his armpits for some reason, but I assumed this was something his management might’ve suggested to make him seem “non-threatening” to his younger fanbase. Hmm. Interesting theory. :dubious: > [@voguevixen](#): > > [http://bieberpuberty.tumblr.com/](http://bieberpuberty.tumblr.com/) Have you been away from the SDMB? I’m sure I would’ve noticed you. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/60 "2011-11-25T20:49:42Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Have you been away from the SDMB? I’m sure I would’ve noticed you. Yeah, for the last couple years I’ve only been on intermittently as I got sucked into things like Twitter and Facebook. I revisited a couple months ago and started getting all engrossed again. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858.md?page=4)