# Will someone more well-versed in assorted sexual practices help me out with this puzzler? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 23, 2011, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858 "2011-11-23T07:16:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Peeta\_Mellark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc8723/32.png) [@Peeta\_Mellark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peeta_Mellark)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/61 "2011-11-25T21:51:58Z")
> [@voguevixen](#): > > Or, now that I think about it, perhaps he does have no pubes by design; I noticed he’s started shaving his armpits for some reason, but I assumed this was something his management might’ve suggested to make him seem “non-threatening” to his younger fanbase. Hmm. Interesting theory. :dubious: > [@voguevixen](#): > > [http://bieberpuberty.tumblr.com/](http://bieberpuberty.tumblr.com/) Awesome. My dad’s going to be so relieved to know I’m straight now. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2011, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/62 "2011-11-26T01:08:11Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I’m not skittish about oral, but this idea makes me want to puke. Same here. I actually won’t let a guy with facial hair go down on me (yes, including my husband if he happens to have facial hair at the time) because the idea is so revolting. ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2011, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/63 "2011-11-26T05:20:21Z")
> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > This is the first I’ve heard of it. First I’ve heard of it, too. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2011, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/64 "2011-11-26T05:50:00Z")
_looks at website_ If ever there was a need for that vomitting smiley, now would definitely be the time. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2011, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/65 "2011-11-26T13:49:39Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > _looks at website_ > If ever there was a need for that vomitting smiley, now would definitely be the time. Yeah. That’s a bit much even for me. ---
**Author:** ![Panurge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/fbc32d/32.png) [@Panurge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panurge)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2011, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/66 "2011-11-27T09:32:00Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > _looks at website_ > If ever there was a need for that vomitting smiley, now would definitely be the time. _Looks at site_ … :eek: Totally agree, **Guin**. And that site has been running since May 2010?! The mind boggles. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/67 "2011-11-28T19:33:07Z")
Okay, so we seem to have a general consensus that “mustache” has _something_ to do with oral sex, with many “hint hint wink wink” sort of remarks in this thread. Perhaps we could cut to the chase and make it perfectly clear with this photograph (highly NSFW). [How The Mustache Was Invented](http://i.my.afterdawn.com//standard/2367.jpg) – Click here ye who dare. (Did we mention, highly NSFW?) ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858/68 "2011-11-29T07:25:29Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > Okay, so we seem to have a general consensus that “mustache” has _something_ to do with oral sex, with many “hint hint wink wink” sort of remarks in this thread. Perhaps we could cut to the chase and make it perfectly clear with this photograph (highly NSFW). > > [How The Mustache Was Invented](http://i.my.afterdawn.com//standard/2367.jpg) – Click here ye who dare. (Did we mention, highly NSFW?) Ok. I spent today flying [east] coast to [west] coast thinking OMG I cannot wait 'til I land and can download the final be all and end all to this equation! Stare. Did you READ the rest of the thread? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-someone-more-well-versed-in-assorted-sexual-practices-help-me-out-with-this-puzzler/603858.md?page=3)