# Will that be all, sir?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [April 25, 2008, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824 "2008-04-25T10:00:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824/21 "2008-04-27T16:30:13Z")
[QUOTE=3waygeek]
He’s planning to blow up the gas station, using the alligator clips to attach the flashbulb to the cellphone’s ringer, then drop the whole lot into the gas storage tank. When he or someone else calls the cell phone later, the flashbulb will go off, with explosive results.
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Would that really work? 😕
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### Author:  [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824/22 "2008-04-27T16:41:35Z")
A chicken.
An ewe.
A tube of KY jelly.
Will that be all sir?
Could you tell me the location of the PETA convention?
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### Author:  [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824/23 "2008-04-28T01:45:33Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
-Water Pistol
-Panty Hose
-Shaving Cream
Will that be all, sir?
-Can you direct me to your next nearest branch?
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…I don’t get it. 😕☹
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### Author:  [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824/24 "2008-04-28T01:51:12Z")
[QUOTE=bouv]
…I don’t get it. 😕☹
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Me either . . . 'Splain, please!
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824/25 "2008-04-28T02:39:55Z")
Disguise (pantyhose over head) and fake weapon to rob a bank – shaving cream, I’m guessing, is to block the security cameras.
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824/26 "2008-04-28T02:53:45Z")
A loaf of bread
A jug of wine
And thou
Will that be all?
Can you direct me to the nearest wilderness?
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824/27 "2008-04-28T06:32:58Z")
A hammer
Box of 6" nails
Couple of planks of wood
“Will that be all sir?”
Do you sell thorn bushes?
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### Author:  [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824/28 "2008-04-28T08:53:10Z")
- Case of beer.
- Packet of tampons.
“Will that be all. sir?”
Better have a bottle of scotch, too. F\_\_\_ all else to do this weekend.
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### Author:  [@Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abby_Emma_Sasha)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824/29 "2008-04-28T10:22:43Z")
A package of condoms
A six pack of beer
Digital camera
Will that be all, sir?
Dude, which house is that Chris Hanson guy at?
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### Author:  [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824/30 "2008-04-28T12:02:59Z")
[QUOTE=RandMcnally]
Would that really work? 😕
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Luckily it would be a bit more complicated than that but it would definitely work in an action movie. I thought it was a pretty good answer too, though I didn’t laugh as hard as I did at **xnylder** ’s, that still cracks me up.
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### Author:  [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824/31 "2008-04-28T16:57:14Z")
Coffee mug
Hamsters
Pie
“Will that be all, sir?”
“Actually, do you sell software? I need a vBulletin package.”
_Cue scary music_
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### Author:  [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824/32 "2008-04-28T18:31:03Z")
[QUOTE=twickster]
Disguise (pantyhose over head) and fake weapon to rob a bank – shaving cream, I’m guessing, is to block the security cameras.
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In one!
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### Author:  [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2008, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824/33 "2008-04-28T19:15:02Z")
Wood
Pitch
Animals
“Will that be all, sir?”
“Uh, what’s a cubit?”
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### Author:  [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824/34 "2008-04-29T15:12:31Z")
This is a true story:
My wife and her sister are buying tequila, whipped cream, and cotton balls.
Checkout guy: Did you find everything you need?
Wife: Actually, where are your latex gloves?
Checkout guy: I want to party with you guys!
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2008, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-that-be-all-sir/446824/35 "2008-04-29T15:32:35Z")
A bag of pretzels
A copy of The Pet Goat
A copy of Heather Has Two Mommies
Will that be all, Mr. Vice-President?
Do you carry buckshot?
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