# Will the human race someday have ovens that warp time to make everything cook instantly?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 9, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-human-race-someday-have-ovens-that-warp-time-to-make-everything-cook-instantly/825867 "2018-12-09T23:13:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-human-race-someday-have-ovens-that-warp-time-to-make-everything-cook-instantly/825867/41 "2018-12-13T02:44:12Z")

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Well, _I_ wouldn’t buy one. I’m a member of the Slow Food movement.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-human-race-someday-have-ovens-that-warp-time-to-make-everything-cook-instantly/825867/42 "2018-12-13T03:20:46Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Well, _I_ wouldn’t buy one. I’m a member of the Slow Food movement.

Not to beconfused with the [Slough](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slough) [Ood](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ood) Movement.

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