# Will the real HRC Reveal Herself ? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 17, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646 "2008-03-17T13:32:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/1 "2008-03-17T13:32:48Z")
Forget the 3 AM phone call. How often does a president deal with such a situation? What concerns me is what happens every day when a president gets up in the morning. Picture Obama. A five minute shower, a five minute shave, five minutes for dressing and he’s ready to take on the business of the American people. You think a real 61 year old woman looks as good as Hillary Clinton? The face she presents is not real. Its gotta take at least a whole hour more than it takes Obama to go through the ritual of getting ready each day to take on the business of the American people. That’s like a whole two extra weeks of vacation per year where she’s looking after herself than the rest of us. Pretty clear isn’t it. With Obama you get what you can see. Not with Hillary. Picture Obama side by side, naked next to Hillary after they both get out of bed in the morning. Now who would you choose to nominate for president? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/2 "2008-03-17T13:43:00Z")
You’re a sexiest. ---
**Author:** ![etgaw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@etgaw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etgaw1)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/3 "2008-03-17T13:45:00Z")
[QUOTE=The Flying Dutchman] Picture Obama side by side, naked next to Hillary after they both get out of bed in the morning. Now who would you choose to nominate for president? [/QUOTE] My brain is BURNING Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! What is wrong with you? ---
**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/4 "2008-03-17T13:45:53Z")
What an odd OP. I don’t think Hillary’s fooling anyone, dude; she’s widely known as a bitch, but sometimes a bitch makes a good leader. And by the way, I know guys who take an hour to get ready in the morning… ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/5 "2008-03-17T13:50:55Z")
Plus, she might menstruate all over important legislation. Let her be president only after she’s provided medical documentation proving she’s completely through menopause. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/6 "2008-03-17T14:00:40Z")
Yeah, and do we really want to elect a leader who will stop and ask foreign leaders for directions? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/7 "2008-03-17T14:01:12Z")
I always thought that her face was kind of like the Joker’s. It looks like makeup, but it isn’t. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/8 "2008-03-17T14:10:26Z")
At least with Cindy McCain, all you’d have to be sure of is that her wiring is solid and that her batteries are charged. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/9 "2008-03-17T14:15:30Z")
I dunno, Obama’s really [not all that](http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/2007/08/no_shirt_no_shoes_no_fish.asp). ETA: But he’s better than [Reagan](http://www.hyperorg.com/blogger/images/reagan-shirtless.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/10 "2008-03-17T14:17:44Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] You’re a sexiest. [/QUOTE] I lol’d. ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/11 "2008-03-17T14:56:36Z")
I am now picturing Hillary and Obama waking up together, Bill in the middle. Thank you, Dutchman, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/12 "2008-03-17T15:14:37Z")
"In other news, the price of brain bleach has skyrocketed! Fox News can now report that this is largely due to a huge upsurge in the internet based market, centered around a pro-terrorist website called the _Strayed Dupe_… ’ ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/13 "2008-03-17T17:48:56Z")
[QUOTE=E-Sabbath] I am now picturing Hillary and Obama waking up together, Bill in the middle. Thank you, Dutchman, thank you. [/QUOTE] Don’t forget to add James Carville and Madalyn Albright! ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/14 "2008-03-17T18:04:32Z")
I hear their menstrual fluid attracts bears. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/15 "2008-03-17T18:04:37Z")
I forget. What does HRC stand for again? Her Royal Clinton-ness? ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/16 "2008-03-17T18:08:39Z")
[QUOTE=The Flying Dutchman] Picture Obama. A five minute shower, a five minute shave, five minutes for dressing and he’s ready to take on the business of the American people. [/QUOTE] What makes you think he only takes 15 minutes to get ready in the morning? [QUOTE=Ponder Stibbens] I forget. What does HRC stand for again? Her Royal Clinton-ness? [/QUOTE] Hillary Rodham Clinton. HRC is her initials. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/17 "2008-03-17T18:14:00Z")
[QUOTE=E-Sabbath] I am now picturing Hillary and Obama waking up together, Bill in the middle. [/QUOTE] No, you’re confusing them with [the McGreevys](http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2008/03/mcgreevey_aide_says_he_had_sex.html). Obsessing over candidates’ appearance and gender is unseemly and petty. But as long as we’re on the subject, what’s with Hillary telling a crowd (re her “experience”) that “I’ve earned every wrinkle”. What wrinkles? It looks like they’ve all been Botoxed out of existence. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/18 "2008-03-17T18:18:51Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] You’re a sexiest. [/QUOTE] And they tell me you’re a racist in your thread. Does that make us even ? And there’s more about what Clinton uses to hide herself. Those pant suits. She’s trying to come off more as a man to pander to sexists. You won’t see Obama wear a skirt to pull in feminists or the GBLT community. Unfortunately for Hillary there’s no make up that will make her look black or you can bet your ass that she would use it. Instead, according to pastor Manning, one of her covert surrogates, Clinton tried to buy his black community in Harlem with 250 million tax payer dollars. Apparently that backfired like the rest of her campaign. ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/19 "2008-03-17T18:22:15Z")
As much as I dislike HRC and her posturing, I highly doubt that she is the sort of person to sit in front of a mirror and apply makeup instead of taking immediate action in the event of a national crisis. I also highly doubt, anyway, that presidents need to make 30-second decisions. I imagine that, in the event of a real emergency, it takes about 15 minutes for all the important players to get their asses in the same place (either conference room or on the phone) and then another 15 minutes to hash out a plan. A half-hour for a major government decision is pretty quick-- the idea that HRC will need to make a decision ALONE, by phone, in the middle of the night, wearing cold cream, is theatrical nonsense. Besides, when 9/11 happened, wasn’t Bush allowed to continue reading some book to a classroom of schoolchildren before he reacted? Or is this Michael Moore nonsense? ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/20 "2008-03-17T18:22:48Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] Hillary Rodham Clinton. HRC is her initials. [/QUOTE] Don’t forget to duck when you hear that whooshing sound. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646.md?page=2)