# Will the real HRC Reveal Herself ? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 17, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646 "2008-03-17T13:32:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/21 "2008-03-17T18:24:38Z")
[QUOTE=NightRabbit] Besides, when 9/11 happened, wasn’t Bush allowed to continue reading some book to a classroom of schoolchildren before he reacted? Or is this Michael Moore nonsense? [/QUOTE] He takes a lot of unfair flack for that. In all honesty, he just wanted to know know how “My Pet Goat” ended. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/22 "2008-03-17T18:26:07Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] What makes you think he only takes 15 minutes to get ready in the morning? [/QUOTE] It only takes 10 minutes to shower and shave , roll some BO juice and brush his teeth. He doesn’t need to fix his short hair or paint himself. He doesn’t have to decide what he’s gonna wear. No bad hair days for Obama. If the business of the nationed required it, he could even forgo the morning ritual and nobody would be the wiser. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/23 "2008-03-17T18:27:56Z")
[QUOTE=The Flying Dutchman] And they tell me you’re a racist in your thread. Does that make us even ? [/QUOTE] Actually, I think it makes you nearsighted. Or something. (Check that spelling again.) ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/24 "2008-03-17T18:28:34Z")
[QUOTE=The Flying Dutchman] It only takes 10 minutes to shower and shave and roll some BO juice. He doesn’t need to fix his short hair or paint himself. No bad hair days for Obama. If the business of the nationed required it, he could even forgo the morning ritual and nobody would be the wiser. [/QUOTE] I know plenty of guys who take far longer than 15 minutes. Assuming that he does take only that long is faulty reasoning. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/25 "2008-03-17T18:30:11Z")
[QUOTE=The Flying Dutchman] That’s like a whole two extra weeks of vacation per year where she’s looking after herself than the rest of us. [/QUOTE] I’ll bet she would also take time to sleep, eat, and shit! Damn that lazy bitch! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/26 "2008-03-17T18:35:16Z")
[QUOTE=Frank] I’ll bet she would also take time to sleep, eat, and shit! Damn that lazy bitch! [/QUOTE] Lets be fair here. So does Obama. After all, no one’s saying that Obama is God. (like Jesus maybe) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/27 "2008-03-17T18:46:30Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] Actually, I think it makes you nearsighted. Or something. (Check that spelling again.) [/QUOTE] You’re just jealous because my thread has more momentum than yours. What spelling ? ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/28 "2008-03-17T18:48:06Z")
[QUOTE=The Flying Dutchman] You’re just jealous because my thread has more momentum than yours. What spelling ? [/QUOTE] Tori, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/29 "2008-03-17T18:50:31Z")
Ogod, here we go again. [QUOTE=The Flying Dutchman] Those pant suits. She’s trying to come off more as a man to pander to sexists. You won’t see Obama wear a skirt to pull in feminists or the GBLT community. [/QUOTE] Wait…WHAT? To which gender of sexists is she supposed to be trying to appeal? Or are you not familiar with the saying “who wears the pants in the family” as pertaining to which spouse is “the man?” And while we’re at it…do you honestly think that taking extra time to get ready in the morning is going to hamper Paris’…uh, Hillary’s… ability to lead effectively? We’ve reached a new low. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/30 "2008-03-17T18:53:13Z")
Obama is only in that position to be faster in the morning because he is black. Since he has a 'fro he doesn’t need to comb his hair and that is why he needs less time in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/31 "2008-03-17T18:56:12Z")
[QUOTE=friedo] I hear their menstrual fluid attracts bears. [/QUOTE] Not many bears around the white house. We did have a thread a while ago around here where some guys claimed they could smell if a woman was menstruating. I can just picture a call from the Russian spy agency for recruits with this specific talent to train as a presidential interpreter. ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/32 "2008-03-17T18:58:11Z")
Aha! This thread reminds me of America: The Book! (The movie? Not yet) by Jon Stewart. Specifically, the centerfold. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/33 "2008-03-17T18:59:20Z")
[QUOTE=Frank] I’ll bet she would also take time to … shit! Damn that lazy bitch! [/QUOTE] A male president would use that time to read important state papers. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/34 "2008-03-17T19:09:39Z")
Hey, hey, hey! We just welcomed you into the fold, what, 2 days ago? Do you really want us to kick you to the curb this fast? You can’t embarrass us, you’re representin’ now. BE NICE! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/35 "2008-03-17T19:17:15Z")
[QUOTE=Maureen] Wait…WHAT? To which gender of sexists is she supposed to be trying to appeal? [/quote] Lets not be divisive. > [@](#): > > And while we’re at it…do you honestly think that taking extra time to get ready in the morning is going to hamper Paris’…uh, Hillary’s… ability to lead effectively? We’ve reached a new low. Okay, then I’ll raise the bar. It isn’t just the morning, there’s evening social functions that will keep Hillary away from attending to the business of the nation while she masks herself. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/36 "2008-03-17T19:19:44Z")
[QUOTE=Shayna] Hey, hey, hey! We just welcomed you into the fold, what, 2 days ago? Do you really want us to kick you to the curb this fast? You can’t embarrass us, you’re representin’ now. BE NICE! 🙂 [/QUOTE] I assume you are denouncing my thread, but you’re not ready to denounce me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/37 "2008-03-17T19:27:47Z")
Maybe she’d just wake up earlier and report to her office at the same time Obama would? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/38 "2008-03-17T19:36:06Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] Maybe she’d just wake up earlier and report to her office at the same time Obama would? [/QUOTE] That would be even worse. I just saw a program last night on how seriously even a little bit of sleep deprivation can negatively affect memory and judgement. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/39 "2008-03-17T19:46:44Z")
I know! Maybe she can call Margaret Thatcher and ask her how _she_ managed it all those years! Yeah! That’s it… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-real-hrc-reveal-herself/441646/40 "2008-03-17T19:54:41Z")
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