# Will the Stillers win the division tonight?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2002, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-stillers-win-the-division-tonight/144646 "2002-12-24T01:52:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-stillers-win-the-division-tonight/144646/1 "2002-12-24T01:52:30Z")

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Well, will they? It’s time to get it on! 😃

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-stillers-win-the-division-tonight/144646/2 "2002-12-24T02:15:44Z")

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Sure looks that way. 14-0 after only 3:50?!?!

Dude, this is gonna be a spankin’.

Playoffs, here we come! 😃

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**Author:** ![SpasticKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@SpasticKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpasticKitty)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-stillers-win-the-division-tonight/144646/3 "2002-12-24T03:40:24Z")

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17-0 at the half…

Maddox is on fire tonight! Go Steelers!!😃

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-stillers-win-the-division-tonight/144646/4 "2002-12-24T03:43:30Z")

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“Stillers” ?

I TOLD ya we were gonna win, George! You never listen! IT’S TIME FOR THE AIRING OF THE GREIVANCES!

[SUB]its a festivus miracle…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-stillers-win-the-division-tonight/144646/5 "2002-12-24T04:41:24Z")

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I don’t get our Stillers sometimes… they can rack up 400+ yards of offense and _still_ lose to an expansion team, one of the worst in the league.  
Then, somehow, when it really counts, they can dust off their ‘A’ game and shut out the top-ranked NFC team and arguable Super Bowl contender. It’s inconsistency like this that keeps them on the B-list.  
Fortunately, they can still beat the Bungles every time. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-stillers-win-the-division-tonight/144646/6 "2002-12-24T04:46:26Z")

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I don’t get it either. But hey, tonight is not the night to be a doubter.

Tonight, I’m a believer! The defense played like the Steel Curtain of old, and the offense, well, let’s just say they didn’t beat the defense.

So, with only a few minutes left in this humbling shutout of the Bucs, I think it’s time to say…

WOOHOO! Bring 'em on, AFC! Super Bowl, here we come! 😃

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-stillers-win-the-division-tonight/144646/7 "2002-12-24T04:48:50Z")

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At the 2:00 warning, even I’ll risk jinxing it. Especially the way the defense is playing. Then again, it’s the 30th anniversary of the Immaculate Reception – how could we lose? (Don’t answer that!)

CJ

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-stillers-win-the-division-tonight/144646/8 "2002-12-24T04:54:34Z")

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_sigh_

We jinxed the shutout.

Oh well. The party’s still on. All are invited. Even those loser Ravens and Browns fans. 😃

Here we go, Stillers, here we go!

Oh, and the naked Jello-fest is off. Thank God. I think they knew about it and played well just to get me out of it.

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-stillers-win-the-division-tonight/144646/9 "2002-12-24T05:02:40Z")

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Why do you think I didn’t post sooner? And now, if you’ll excuse me, this morning person is going to go and “snuggle all safe in her bed/While visions of playoff games dance in her head.”

CJ

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**Author:** ![JaxBeachBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19adc/32.png) [@JaxBeachBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaxBeachBoy)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-stillers-win-the-division-tonight/144646/10 "2002-12-24T06:22:13Z")

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I wish Mularkey would quit going into conservative mode so early in these games.

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-the-stillers-win-the-division-tonight/144646/11 "2002-12-24T07:04:50Z")

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How retarded is Sapp feeling right about now?

Running his mouth all week, then skipping around in pregame like a 3rd grader after too many pixie stix – Then he gets DOMINATED by Alan Faneca all night long. Sapp’s #s for the night?

::drum roll::

[sub]one tackle.[/sub]

Less talk from now on, Mr paper champ, less talk. Go Steelers!
