# will there ever be straight dope clothing?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-there-ever-be-straight-dope-clothing/298387>\
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**Created:** [April 8, 2005, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-there-ever-be-straight-dope-clothing/298387 "2005-04-08T14:09:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-there-ever-be-straight-dope-clothing/298387/21 "2005-04-11T20:15:54Z")

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Actual sock puppets! 2 versions of Cecil, one the turkey with the mortarboard, the other with the bag over the head.

That’s where the money is - marketing the associated products!

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-there-ever-be-straight-dope-clothing/298387/22 "2005-04-12T17:06:48Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> While we’re listing stuff we’d pay cash money to the Chicago Reader for – I’d love an “SDMB” sticker for my car – one of those oval things ripping off the European country IDs.

Hell yeah. The blue/red/goldenrod color scheme would perfectly coordinate with my existing small stickers.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-there-ever-be-straight-dope-clothing/298387/23 "2005-04-12T19:08:55Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> While we’re listing stuff we’d pay cash money to the Chicago Reader for – I’d love an “SDMB” sticker for my car – one of those oval things ripping off the European country IDs.

I’d buy one of these.

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**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-there-ever-be-straight-dope-clothing/298387/24 "2005-04-12T19:17:13Z")

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If you’re taking requests, how about something with long sleeves a collar and buttons down the front. Oh and a pocket. I can’t wear t-shirts or sweatshirts at work, and I running low. 😃

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-there-ever-be-straight-dope-clothing/298387/25 "2005-04-12T19:21:24Z")

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> [@VenusProbe](#):
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> If you’re taking requests, how about something with long sleeves a collar and buttons down the front. Oh and a pocket. I can’t wear t-shirts or sweatshirts at work, and I running low. 😃

With a nice, tasteful embroidered logo above the pocket. I’d snap up one of those babies, too.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-there-ever-be-straight-dope-clothing/298387/26 "2005-04-12T19:23:16Z")

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How much would a signed photo of Cecil cost?

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-there-ever-be-straight-dope-clothing/298387/27 "2005-04-12T19:26:02Z")

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Oh yeah. One other item not clothing. A calendar - along the lines the one the ChiReader currently puts out. Except with a Cecil column & the Slug drawing each month instead of the Chicago-themed photos. The new SD calendar could even use exactly the same format as the current ChiReader calendar; just replace the photos. I’d like to have one of those hanging over my desk.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-there-ever-be-straight-dope-clothing/298387/28 "2005-04-12T19:34:00Z")

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I’ve said for years (and expressed privately to certain folks) that there’s a good-sized market waiting for a steady supply of new SDMB-branded products.

I’m with Beer up there, give me a polo with a logo and I’m there. I’m 38. I don’t WANT to wear some cartoony T-Shirt.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-there-ever-be-straight-dope-clothing/298387/29 "2005-04-12T23:20:52Z")

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> [@Jonathan Chance](#):
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> I’m 38. I don’t WANT to wear some cartoony T-Shirt.

The _Stripperella_ exception being understood, of course.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-there-ever-be-straight-dope-clothing/298387/30 "2005-04-13T02:24:05Z")

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> [@Jonathan Chance](#):
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> I don’t WANT to wear some cartoony T-Shirt.

Sounds like someone’s getting a little cranky – maybe you should take a time-out. 😉

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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-there-ever-be-straight-dope-clothing/298387/31 "2005-04-13T15:49:46Z")

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> [@UncleBeer](#):
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> Oh yeah. One other item not clothing. A calendar - along the lines the one the ChiReader currently puts out. Except with a Cecil column & the Slug drawing each month instead of the Chicago-themed photos. The new SD calendar could even use exactly the same format as the current ChiReader calendar; just replace the photos. I’d like to have one of those hanging over my desk.

Ooh! I would **so** buy one of those! And give them as gifts. And then buy some more. Every year!

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**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-there-ever-be-straight-dope-clothing/298387/32 "2005-04-13T15:59:59Z")

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I’d buy a simple tee-shirt with Straight Dope tag lines on it. Something other Dopers would recognize and say hi (or not), and non-Dopers would get intrigued about, if they’re conscious enough.

Print up an “oh, it’s a 19_20_’s-style death ray” tee-shirt and I’ll buy it.

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**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-there-ever-be-straight-dope-clothing/298387/33 "2005-04-13T16:10:36Z")

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Along the lines of some tag lines, how about

1. SDMB
2. Chicago Reader
3. Hi Opal

(got to get some Reader credits in there)

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-there-ever-be-straight-dope-clothing/298387/34 "2005-04-14T02:46:42Z")

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I am in agreement, I’d buy a t shirt in a heart beat if it wasn’t so hideously ugly and require a lengthy explanation as to what exactly it’s supposed to mean.

I check back at least once a year, to see if the hamsters have come up with anything better. Alas, I fear they are not up for it until they unload these awful things.

As a home sewer, I’ve decided to make my own.

Something tasteful and understated. Small logo, tag line like that.

I’d buy tons of SD junk were it available. And, of course, were it not hideously ugly.

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