# Will This Be The MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [June 14, 2010, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122 "2010-06-14T11:20:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/261 "2010-06-19T23:17:52Z")
**Taters** AWWWWWWWWWWWW…what a sweetie! AAAAAAAAAAAAnd… Ogbligatroy durknen psot. 😃 Low country boil teh nummy! Movie time now. We have friends who have never seen _Greater Tuna_. This must be rectified! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/262 "2010-06-19T23:40:19Z")
\*\*Taters \*\*- quite a lap pup you got there! 😉 I wonder if Polar knows how lucky he is?? I’ve almost finished the upholstery pants - all that’s left is hemming and putting on one button. They are pretty ugly. 😃 It’s barely past 7:30 and I’m tired. I wanna go to bed. I see an early night here. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/263 "2010-06-19T23:50:54Z")
Well then, TVMan and I are at the local outdoor concert series and the guy about 7 seats down is _smoking an alternative substance._ I’m also wondering if only straight men and lesbians buy beer because the roving beer people are ‘attractive’ women while the person selling lemonade is an average guy. Also, some guy just tried to climb up the step beside me and totally crashed to his knees. Apparently _he’s_ a fan of the beer babes! 😃 ETA: BUSTED! The cops just came for pot smoking guy and friends. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/264 "2010-06-20T01:22:36Z")
> [@Taters](#): > > I need to put together some kind of lunch for my hubby. He’s whining. Toss him a rawhide bone and in 10 days get him neu--------------. Forget that last part. It was just me being me. 🙂 Glad the new member of your family is fitting in and give him a good scritch between the ears for me. The big rollercoaster convention starts here tomorrow. Much visiting of friends to be done. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/265 "2010-06-20T01:43:21Z")
I just wrote my OP for Monday. Neener neener neener. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/266 "2010-06-20T01:45:26Z")
In honor of **Haze** … one more ogbligatroy durknen psot! 😃 Nitey Nite Y’all! Nitey Nite especially to **Roise**! 😛 What? I _said_ it was an ogbligatroy durknen psot! It’s sleepy bye time for real! ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/267 "2010-06-20T03:02:43Z")
**Taters** , what a handsome beast he is! And I’m convinced that the bigger they are, the more convinced they are that they’re lap dogs. Scritch him for me, willya? I have a coworker who has dared to take a vacation. So I have to work tomorrow. Day six. It’s not like I begrudge her a vacation, but she’d better be having a really super awesome great time, I have a couple of closing shifts next week as well thanks to her. Grrrr. (Granted, it’s not the 3-11 shift, thank Og, but 12-9 is somewhat irksome. I’ve done it lots before, though, and will do it again. Le sigh.) ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/268 "2010-06-20T03:09:01Z")
Dinner was marvelous, and I didn’t get queasy! Pan-fried catfish, cole slaw, and sliced maters - and corn dodgers. I swear I’d think my Dad made these up, except I heard Rooster Cogburn talk about them in a movie. Fried cornmeal mush. Yum! My glucose was 121 after eating all that two hours ago. Yay!!! This stuff is magic. Hopefully I won’t be queasy in the morning. Dogs have been walked (actually, they ran and I walked.) I foresee bedtime in the near future. G’night! ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/269 "2010-06-20T03:19:52Z")
I’ve been AWOL! Popping in to wish all the dads out there a happy father’s day! I’ve a batch of cinnamon rolls rising for tomorrow morning and we’re having a family picnic. Some gifts and visiting and it should be a nice day! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/270 "2010-06-20T05:12:35Z")
Went to Greek Night, had a great time. gotta work tomorrow, so I’m missing the pool party at the place i was at last week.☹ today is the 4th anniversary of the Canes winning the Cup. 😃 Guess this is my obligatory dunken prost. **Taters** , great looking dog. Nelly and Gordie both did the “we’re not bonding, we’re welding thing” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/271 "2010-06-20T06:04:50Z")
Hippo Birdies **Buns**! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/272 "2010-06-20T06:57:02Z")
Went to Greek Night, had a great time. gotta work tomorrow, so I’m missing the pool party at the place i was at last week.☹ today is the 4th anniversary of the Canes winning the Cup. 😃 Guess this is my obligatory dunken prost. **Taters** , great looking dog. Nelly and Gordie both did the “we’re not bonding, we’re welding thing” ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/273 "2010-06-20T07:34:17Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Went to Greek Night, had a great time. gotta work tomorrow, so I’m missing the pool party at the place i was at last week.☹ today is the 4th anniversary of the Canes winning the Cup. 😃 Guess this is my obligatory dunken prost. > > **Taters** , great looking dog. Nelly and Gordie both did the “we’re not bonding, we’re welding thing” Deja vu… ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/274 "2010-06-20T08:12:58Z")
Hippo Birdies **Buns**! that was for **Bobbio** ---
**Author:** ![MsChilePepper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@MsChilePepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsChilePepper)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/275 "2010-06-20T08:49:24Z")
I been done got a real cute haircut! Had at least 8" of growth removed, egad! Then dinner with a friend and some shoppin’. O, what a glamorous life I lead. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/276 "2010-06-20T10:01:57Z")
Well, rats. When I went to bed last night, I was thinking the pants I made looked awfully small. Brian is smaller than **FCD** , but not by \*that _much. So after I let the dogs out this morning, I measured, then looked at the pattern envelope. The first line on the size chart was for chest, not waist, so I didn’t make 34-36 pants. I made 28-30 -pants. **@#&\*%#(^&**_ And I ain’t making any more. So a perfectly funny idea goes down in flames. Crap. Not to mention all the time I wasted. Oh well… It’s already muggy out - it’s going to be a vile day here, weather-wise. I had thought about working in the yard a little, but that ain’t gonna happen. I do need to run to WalMart - I need dog food and insect repellent and something else that I’ve forgotten, but I’ll remember eventually. I really should write these things down. Is it a celebratory day? Really? _ **Happy Sticky day!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/277 "2010-06-20T11:58:36Z")
Happy Birthday **Sticky**!!! Off to irk. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/278 "2010-06-20T12:01:50Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ In a while we’ll be headed to the large and in charge city of Parrott, Jawja for Father’s Day doin’s. Happy Father’s Day all you mumper fathers! And now this… \ CLEARING THROAT \ \*\* HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY DEEEAAARRR SSSTTTIIICCCKKKYYY BBBUUUNNNSSS!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/279 "2010-06-20T12:55:26Z")
Happy Birthday, **Sticky**! Polar looks so sweet, **Taters**. Aww, shoot, **FCM** , I was looking forward to the stories. Maybe someone else can use them for Halloween or something? And the new haircut picture is where, **Hot Stuff**? 😃 (Don’t ask me; **swampy** has declared this to be your nickname.) Heh. Took me a second to get that **rosie**. Up and decided it’s already too sunny to go out to do much in the garden. Boo. But I’ve got lots of indoor stuff to do today, so that’s OK, I guess. I can get stuff done in the garden tonight. Off to get ready for church… Hugs to all. GT ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122/280 "2010-06-20T13:21:45Z")
We’s all purtified and I have deviled aigs ready to go. Did I mention I’m takin’ deviled aigs? No? Well, I’m takin’ deviled aigs today. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/will-this-be-the-mmp/543122.md?page=15)